Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]

[(XBOX)TheForSeenEnd]

Operator, may I say you are a Tenno out of ten!  

[Blackice5122]

Have you heard about the restaurant on Phobos, operator? The service is great, but it lacks atmosphere.

[(PSN)LostForTheSauce]

(This happens when your companion gets to 0% affection) 

 “ Operator show your companion some love I would hate for you two to have a HAIRY relationship”

[(PSN)free_live_free]

*purple Lotus Ordis*

Knock knock, Tenno.

*distorted Ordis*

NOT YOUR SPACE MO*glitch*

*regular Ordis*

Erm, Ordis needs to change the airlock security codes. Seeing to that now, Operator.

[Annunakitty]

Operator, do you suppose all these kubrow eggs will ever spoil?  Perhaps the orbiter needs a galley.  Omelette you decide.

Edited June 19, 2020 by Annunakitty

[Coins609]

Operator Ordis is wandering if you want this color pallet Ordis color pallet

[SerpentSpirale]

I've been counting your mistakes, Operator...
Too many accounted for.

[Kirbys]

Operator, do you know of any better radio channels? I tire from cosmic background radiation; it sounds like ~SIMARIS~ nothing.

[JohhnyBravos]

(When u back from mission)

Operator, you're suc- (start glitching), suc-, suc-, (back to normal) such good in killing enemies.

[PseudoGold]

"Well chosen, Operator. I wish you luck on your next *BLOODBA*-mission."

[Csd15]

"Ordis has just identified a Corpus ship in your vicinity. Wait, they seem to have a faulty module equipped, they must have an impoverished engi- just split them apart!"

[Evsknight]

Operator I don't mean to alarm you but scans indicate there appears to be rogue AI infecting this ship! Ah oh false alarm - it appears to be me. Hmmm.

[DutchIV]

Operator, have you heard of the rapper Teshin45? He makes music about spending mountains of platinum and getting Saryns.(In a glitched voice) So this is why The Conclave is in shambles.

[maxchery]

*if you sell pets*
Oh so sad, we have to say goodbye to your (glitching sounds) leather bag of bones and flesh(glitching sounds)... Faithful companion 

 

[(PSN)FXSonny]

*Operator, What do we say before leaving the railjack ?*

*Cy-a*

[(XBOX)StoneDragon34]

Operator, why not take a break and --- go slaughter some enemies --- relax.

[(PSN)ColeKeeper]

(When every you equip umbra rng chance for joke to play)

Operator.. Oridis is worried that you are not...In control of that warframe

 

(Context: oridis never wanted the operator to build umbra in the first place and then burned you by saying "..the warframe I warned you not to build that you built anyway...")

[EtherealReality]

Operator, do you think I was designed with humor subroutines, or were they emergent?

Am I... pun-intentional?

Edited June 19, 2020 by EtherealReality

[II69DragonSlayer69II]

“DIE, INANIMATE OBJECTS! ~ Excuse me. Just clearing some space debris, Operator.”

[DragonSmoocher]

"Operator, I feel as if you don't enjoy my puns. I wonder if Vay Hek will- I think he'll Grin-ear to ear!"
aaaa I wish I could just write a bunch more- I have so many ideas ;w;

[Natterjack110]

Hmm. I suppose you cannot merely operate that Nyx warframe... You have to think differently too.

After all, Nyx is a frame of mind!

Edited June 19, 2020 by Natterjack110

[BluRex]

(If the player has a Kubrow)
Operator! The Orbiter's food reserves are empty! That filthy beast has - oh, wait the food is right here. Ordis apologizes, Operator.

[(PSN)pshycochicken]

(For use when a slash mod is equiped on a loadouts weapon)

Operator that will no doubt be  (glitch starts) a bloody mess(glitch ends) a drastic cut to enimy morale

[Klokwerkaos]

Chat: When is baro?
Purple Text: Tenno Clock 

[LukeSkyRaptorGaming]

"Operator, if I may ask, where do you Tenno get your love for agriculture? All I hear you talk about is farming!"