88th_Phantom Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 or a slogan... or a favourite saying... What would it be? Just imagine your some fancy 1950s gun dealer trying to sell his weapons, or a sadistic slaughter machine with more love for his guns than bacon, whatever works. Just keep it civil - no flaming people's posts and no weapon hate. (we don't care if it's OP or nerfed) My personal list: Soma - "For when you absolutely just need to kill everything" Brakk - "Just aim somewhere and pull the trigger" Vectis - "Peek-a-boo! Ruk You!" Despair - "Totally worth the wait" Galatine - "By the power of GRAYSKULL!" Dera - " It's like I'm a Stormtrooper!... except I can hit the target!.." Ballistica - " What do we do with the drunken soldier?.. " Kogake - " <Insert popular fighting game phrase here> " That's off the top of my head, lets see what you can come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Every Non-melee Weapon: NEEDS MOAR DAKKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Absolom_ Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Supra: When you need to fire your lasor. Gram: Oh, indestructible enemies? LOL, like I give a damn. SWING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ignis: IT'S FLAMMENWERFER IT WERFS FLAMMEN. Vectis: There is no kill like overkill. Galatine: Relic from times long forgotten, honor the way of sword and mercenary. Acrid: Have you ever been so angry that you wanted to tear your enemy to molecules? Kogake: Favourite of batman. Kestrel: Batarang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Paris Prime: Like the city, only lethal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Fang: Stilettos as in knife, not the shoe. Fang Prime: This time shoe. If the shoe were stab-stabby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dual Vipers "Almost as fast as your ex-boyfriend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AldehydeBackhand Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Kraken: "And one more for good luck." Twin Gremlins: "NAAAAILGUN!" Embolist: "Because pepper spray just doesn't send the message clearly enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Left mouse button: Hold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dual Vasto: Clint approves. Synapse: THIS is what happens when you get on my nerves... Dual Zoren: Providing quick, convenient transport for Tenno, est. 5021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dual Vasto: Clint approves. Synapse: THIS is what happens when you get on my nerves... Dual Zoren: Providing quick, convenient transport for Tenno, est. 5021 Vasto: McFly Approves. Kama: There's supposed to be two of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88th_Phantom Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 Got another one - Ignis: "Did you order fried?.. Or extra crispy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xethier Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 a large portion of these will work: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234704/quotes warning: not all of them are SFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Got another one - Ignis: "Did you order fried?.. Or extra crispy?" Ogris: Did you order tender?.. Or pulverized? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimahn Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) ogris : "if it hurts, you are still alive" torid : "i stepped in something. i feel funny" furax : "oh wow, i can see behind you now" lanka : "abracadabra. motherf*cker" synapse : "i brained you. twice." flux : "please look at the tiny red light." -put on glasses- kama : " damn rice" boltor : "if you cant feel the pain, you will hear it" ignis : " pyrolise. keep your oven clean, without effort." embolist : " aim and pull the ... okay i lied, this is not a trigger." orthos : " sniping at melee range is not a great idea you know. - he doesnt hear you." orthos prime : " nice doublespoon ! you sharpened it ? nice ! " Edited November 14, 2013 by kimahn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenosInfinity Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dual Gremlins: Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Soma: EAT LEAD OVER AND OVER AND OVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Miter: If it doesn't decorate the walls it's not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omagawolf Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ankyros/Furax: TIME TO GET SOME FISTING DONE Bronco: When you need a small boom stick Dual Bronco: More boom than before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ogris - BANG, ZOOM, TO THE MOON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88th_Phantom Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) One for the Ogris? "It'll blow your &#! out through your head and turn the moon cherry pie red" Edited November 14, 2013 by Phantom_Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) Why limit it to weapons?! Ash: For when they kill your Loki. Saryn: Girls really do have cooties. Volt: When drugs just aren't enough. Edited November 14, 2013 by EDeN153 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camels Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Strun Wraith: "Blow it out yer &#!." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Excalibur: He can kill you over 500 ways, and that's just with his sword. Vauban: Looks like a train and trolls like a twelve-year-old. Nekros: He's the life of the party. Rhino: All those cookies have paid off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Nova: Half-aborted and still pretty! Ember: Thunder thighs. >Sentinels< Carrier: Like an alcoholic, fat, greedy and carries around a shotgun. Dethcube: Spherical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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