Datsher Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Skycook3y's soul wasn't preserved and put into my KittyKat Cookie jar that I keep with me at all times. It's an honor Noamuth doesn't summon me when she needs to perform the Blood Eagle on another Warframe dev Edited September 21, 2015 by Skycook3y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Skycook3y isn't going to get me put on a DEv watch list. .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Skycook3y isn't going to get me put on a DEv watch list. .-. We might already be on there, but it's too late. Nothing can stop us now, after Erebus sacrificed himself for our empire you are the highest in command. You shall rule this world and all it's inhabitants. The devs will join us, or die resisting. No man, woman or anything else can stop your godly powers. The ground will tremble as your demonic armies march into this realm of existence. My associates have already infiltrated the White house, the Kremlin and at Digital Extremes. Noamuth isn't the god of Demons and didn't torture Tiffany by cutting off a centimeter of her arms each day before she drenched herself in Tiffany's blood and forced Tiffany to lick it off. When Tiffany finally gave in, Noamuth told her that she would regenerate her arms and would make her a high ranked assassin in her ranks, if Tiffany would kill her own friends and colleagues of the witch hunting department of the Vatican using only her legs and arm stumps. Fascinatingly, Tiffany succeeded in her task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Skycook is a heretic double agent. (btw doozy84 mentioned he had a lot of RL publisher deadlines he needed to focus on) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) (btw doozy84 mentioned he had a lot of RL publisher deadlines he needed to focus on) Oh, that's too bad. I really miss his stuff, really hoping he returns soon. I loved Out of Frame back in the day. One of the two reasons I went to the forums back in the day, the other one was The_sharp_Demonologists Grineer and corpus unmasked thread. Ah yes, the good times. Overlord actually believed that until yesterday, because Noamuth didn't tell her that I am a triple agent. Edited September 21, 2015 by Skycook3y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Skycook3y believe Overlord McGeek is male in order to have relligiously safe fantasies of Overlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Noamuth is all safe in her house from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Skycook3y believe Overlord McGeek is male in order to have relligiously safe fantasies of Overlord. God damn typo, it's fixed now Sometimes when Noamuth is bored, she seeks out a little girl around 7 or 8 and messes with her mind. The girl then proceeds to live a normal life until puberty. That's when she begins to develop superhuman powers and her mind snaps into insanity. The last one had the power to rewind time, she used it to murder everyone she didn't like over and over until she committed the perfect crime. The others in her school started to avoid her, as she started worshiping a deity called "Noamuth", sometimes even wearing the "mask her followers wear" (a mag prime helmet). The ones who started to voice their opinion about the girl were all murdered by her. Except one, because the girl loved this one. She kept her inside her basement for many years, the victims name was "Velour" and the name of Noamuths now highest ranked priestess was "-FV-Metheria". Years later, the two married. But after the wedding, Metheria stopped being the dominant one in the relationship, she started to worship Velour, not in the way he worshiped Noamuth, but in a more dependent way. She couldn't live without her tailed wife anymore. At this point, Velour started to spread the name of Noamuth as well. And Noamuth knew that her work was done, not only had she created two vocal priestesses of hers, but she had also fulfilled her work as the Goddess of Madness. (Sometimes I am wondering where I get all these ideas) (God fcking dammit Overlord, I am not gonna alter that story just because you ninja'd me) Edited September 21, 2015 by Skycook3y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Skycook3y doesn't have some serious drug problems. His mother raised him right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoner Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 McGeek was raised by vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Stoner74 has extended my burping capacity to 75% percent effectiveness while increasing efficiency by 33.34%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Freelancer has influenced the already tainted nightmares of traumatized children, causing an increased fear of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Raikeran actually plays on PC and added (PS4) to his Alias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 AIan is the one true lord of the mole people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 OverlordMcGeek has tossed the King of the squirrels off the Warframe map, which is probably why you don't see him making Let's play videos of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Freelancer believes in the flying spagetti monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 This rock made of Fun-fillings is making an announcement to all that is cheese. Freelancer believes in the flying spagetti monster. Actually, I have been known to my people as the Pastafarian of the Deep Blue, by providing space pirates new homes and cities for all to share and grow to become part of the Sanctuary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Funlancer plans to betray Simarus and take control of the sanctuary himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Metheria is a high-class mineral mined at the heart of Sheogerathian space cities, that will soon to be built. Funlancer plans to betray Simarus and take control of the sanctuary himself. True, again. Fulfill my lifelong journey/prophecy to buy the territory known as the Sanctuary and deem it as my own. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Freelancer actually used to be Agent Flounders, but his contact dictates that "Fish people are eatable, and not to be impersonated". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Raikeran is the real mvp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 OverlewdMcGeek once airshot Clem nine times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Metheria is madly in love with Velour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Wait isn't this a lie thread? Also, Noamuth buys weed by the metric ton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Methlaberia will never get their lucky charms[back]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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