XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 There's an exceptionally large wolf spider loose in my house that dodges projectiles and attempts to crush with assorted household items effortlessly. I even tried my freaking foil and that didn't work. It's current location is unknown. Please send napalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityPrime Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 Looking to be the best option right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey844 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 get a vacuum cleaner, that should do the trick failing that, get a shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endrance Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 What on the Sisters Name, is a Wolf Spider? @(*()$ Wolf mutation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 What on the Sisters Name, is a Wolf Spider? @(*()$ Wolf mutation? Google is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endrance Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Google is your friend. Thank god is just that... i though Tyl Regor was playing with Genetics again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Jesus christ man. I'm not affraid of spiders or anything, but I'm still kinda glad that we don't have those f*ckers here in little o'l Denmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 get a vacuum cleaner, that should do the trick failing that, get a shotgun You see, that'd be the logical thing to do. But I figured why should I just vacuum it when I could instead slay it with fencing equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey844 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 You see, that'd be the logical thing to do. But I figured why should I just vacuum it when I could instead slay it with fencing equipment. you have a point just remember, if all else fails..... get a flamethrower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulEchelon Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Well luckily for you Wolf spiders aren't actually dangerous to us humans. They won't even bite and are pretty docile. But they aren't exactly fun to look at, and just the knowledge of a spider like that running around...yeeah. Good luck. I know how you feel, myself. I have this extra door in my house that was crafted derpily. It's slightly off its hinges and doesn't fit correctly in the door frame, so all sorts of little spider critters enjoy sliding through the cracks. luckily nothing poisonous that I know of, but I did get a wolf spider or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimchiKen_Prime Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Pyro from tf2 is ur friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 Well luckily for you Wolf spiders aren't actually dangerous to us humans. They won't even bite and are pretty docile. But they aren't exactly fun to look at, and just the knowledge of a spider like that running around...yeeah. That's the thing. I wouldn't mind dealing with something venemous all too much so long as I wasn't petrified of it. Large spiders just have special knack for draining any and all pretensions of manliness right out of you in an instant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darksinger Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Pyro from tf2 is ur friend That one makes even Ember jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashSpider Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 That's the thing. I wouldn't mind dealing with something venemous all too much so long as I wasn't petrified of it. Large spiders just have special knack for draining any and all pretensions of manliness right out of you in an instant. You mean like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Jesus christ man. I'm not affraid of spiders or anything, but I'm still kinda glad that we don't have those f*ckers here in little o'l Denmark. heh same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) You mean like this? http://youtu.be/MEkAAK_NuBQ Fixed - cant see vid so added link Edited May 21, 2014 by Aeon66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 You mean like this? That surmises the situation so perfectly it is beyond comprehension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) I watched the video and I screamed like a school girl when that thing jumped off the wall. It's a good thing I work alone. Edited May 21, 2014 by Noamuth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XandoCalrissian Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 Update: all hope is lost. Spider has proven unkillable and invincible. Nothing left to do but barricade myself in the bedroom with a pack of saltines and my broadsword, vacuum cleaner, and vicious attack maine coon. Just send the napalm already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey844 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Have no fear my friend! Stab it with your broadsword! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Not having dealt with large spiders before, I feel I must ask this question.Are they really so tough, that you can't just whack it with a newspaper or something? And if you don't want to get within striking range, couldn't you just throw a ball at it? It might make a bit of a mess on your wall, but atleast it would be dead, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakuna Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Grab it with your bare hands and tear its legs off. Following that, smear the blood from its legs across your cheekbones to show how much of a warrior you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 A couple of the dock workers have suggested using bleach to drive it out of the house. They said the fumes drive it away. I still use glass cleaner and a bic lighter. (my work place is made out of metal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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