Tymerc Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) John's evil twin, Steve, died. How sad. Edited November 17, 2014 by Tymerc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthal Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 John died, sadly. Some people really need to get their eyes checked... That wasn't John. You can tell because his Prova doesn't have unique gold ornaments, formerly from the vicinity of your cranium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 John died, sadly. That wasn't John, they say if you met John on a bad day, he'd smite you with his prova so hard they'd have to finish repairing the Outer Terminus solar rail on Pluto just to salvage your pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I would note, there are many "John Prodman" named in his honor, but THE one, the true legend, is not the one you just killed. You can tell because you managed to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FattyKracken Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Would be amusing if there was something like a 0.5% chance of any given prodman (at a maximum of once per mission) revealing itself as John Prodman, and receiving a +200 level buff. While he would be a major inconvenience only rarely, the psychological damage to the Tenno would be devastating... at this point i think he should have tenno movement, sprinting, sliding, wall runs, and jump slam attacks. maybe make it to where he get knocked down as if he is killed, then his alter ego is released, cause a tenno like revive knocking down tenno. keeping the lvl buff, and make him buff as all hell like so: Or a NPC having a % chance assisting you during invasion (same for th grineer side with Clem!! )... it would give you the choice to try and fight or run for your life. make him kinda like the main character in the newer Slaughter House game (instead he cant regen his arms and such, but buff as such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeruhat Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I saw him earlier today during an infested exterminate on Mars. He stood there like a boss after he soloed a charger, then teleported out before I thought to take a screenshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenHimura Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) is this the legend you guys speak about?all of him twerks for all of you (jonh legend) Edited November 18, 2014 by RavenHimura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthal Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) Once upon a time... In Pluto... Some believe around the year five double aught-three, The greatest hero of the Prodmen, John, was walking in a service corridor, contemplating whatever it is that a man of John's infinite strengths would contemplate... When a Perrin merchant appeared in the hallway, traveling in the opposite direction. As the merchant and the Prodman crossed paths, John, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the merchant the slightest of nods. The nod... Was not returned... Now, was it the intention of the merchant to insult John Prodman? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the merchant remain unknown. What is known... ...were the consequences. The next morning, John appeared at the Perrin Sequence headquarters... And demanded of the chairman, that he offer John his neck to repay the insult. The chairman at first, tried to console John, only to find the Prodman was... Inconsolable. So began the Massacre of the Perrin main branch, and all sixty of the merchants and traders inside, at the fists of the dominating hero. And so began the legend... ...of John Prodman's Nine-Thousand-And-One strike, Two-Step Bowel-Exploding technique. Edited November 18, 2014 by Kthal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Bob_Dole478 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Please add. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Bob_Dole478 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 It would be kind of cool to combine some recent game mechanics; the "stink" from breeding grounds, the ability nerfs from gatecrash, and the buffs from grineer propaganda objects. Killing enough corpus a mission increases "stink" thereby increasing the chance for him to spawn mid-mission and when he does he has an aura that buffs all corpus and nerfs warframe damage and abilities (gatecrash). The higher the level of the mission the higher the damage and ability nerf. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noabettiet Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Although abandoned his sons still carry the legend: http://plays.tv/video/546d12594c9111c341?hashtag=warframearchwing2014§ion=trending&pos=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwaiyn Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 i really want john prodman to be in a scripted event in a quest or something where he kills something ridiculous, like a level 200 lephantis or something behind an impenetrable glass wall and then runs off it wouldn't be as legitimate as finding a crewman and it actually killing a phorrid but it'll at least he'll make it in game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsgametime1 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 HE JUST SHOWED UP WHILE I WAS FIGHTING THE PHORID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE KILLED 2 OTHER INFESTED AND LEFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmeDLancer Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) Well, the legend is true and we'll look for him if he comes again. John Prodman is truely a brave warrior. Give him a Warframe LULZ... PLS MAKE AN EVENT RELATED TO HIM!!! HE DESERVE TO BE POPULAR Edited November 21, 2014 by EmeDLancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrazilianJoe Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 HE JUST SHOWED UP WHILE I WAS FIGHTING THE PHORID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE KILLED 2 OTHER INFESTED AND LEFT Pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsgametime1 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 How do i take pics i dont have anything for game footage?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lag_Killed_You_Not_Me Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Why can't there be a free skin (for christmas maybe?) that, when equipped, changes your warframe model into a Prod Crewman? I want to run around with my Prova Vandal and become the almighty John Prodman! DE pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzaro21 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) Well, the legend is true and we'll look for him if he comes again. John Prodman is truely a brave warrior. Give him a Warframe LULZ... PLS MAKE AN EVENT RELATED TO HIM!!! HE DESERVE TO BE POPULAR he`s not meant to die, so a tactical alert/event for him would be frustrating.... Edited November 22, 2014 by Bizzaro21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzaro21 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 How do i take pics i dont have anything for game footage?? try F6 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 (edited) Once I did a syndicate defense with another guy, we finished fighting off the corpus on the last wave, but the mission wouldn't end. We searched the entire map but found nothing, until I remembered to check on the pod. He was there, attacking the pod completely alone, he brought its health down by 50% while we were busy with the other corpus. I drew my nikana and slashed at him, but as it hit, he vanished into thin air. "Not this time" , I could swear I heard him saying as he vanished. Edited November 23, 2014 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzardtong Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 i tried to find him. wanted to challange him to a Prod vs Prod duel. but the only ones i find are his fans, the people who adore him and want to be like him. fighting the same way he fights. i suposse before i will meet him i have a pass his test...so be it. My Prova is Ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Grizzlye- Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 East or west Tenno's are only concernt for me Booo corpus except zanuka shes a bae <3 (Go Tennos) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MihawkDulacr1 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Back then when I was newly assigned, i joined up to a infestation mission with the corpus. We unfortunately underestimated the grade and strength of the infested and the battalion of crewmen that followed me was beaten to death and quickly consumed and turned into new infested. Driven into a corner to get the required information, I drew my skana - holding of clashes desperately when out of the nothingness a prodman appeared - the name ,,John'' engraved into his suit. He punched and thought for his live with his trusty prova -succesfully exterminating the whole infested population on the ship. He turned to me and said: ,,It isnt time yet to die newbie, get stronger and find me...'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 We tenno archeologists have uncovered 6 ancient containers with the orokin writing on themwe translated it, it said John Prodman.judging from the carbon dating of the containers these are 200,000 years give or take millennia which would suggest that John is as much as old as the first orokins have existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Disguising himself as a mere crewman in order to help the side he things is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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