Yeselectro Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It was Saturday, 7 o'clock. I woke up and went kitchen to drink water. I drank my water and went to bathroom to do the thing. Then, i prepared to go to my business. I arrived to my room, i sat and waited. After 158 hours, i noticed that, my body got fully covered with hair. I waited again. Then, i went back home to sleep. When i woke up again, I had a beak and beaver tail. Tail was hurting my butt so i got up. I tried to walk but i saw that my feet, became flipper-ish feet. So, i flopped. Then i started to squirm. I couldn't breathe. Then i started to breathe normally. Then i stood up. Then i looked at the mirror and said: "HORY MOTHER OF GOD" while taking off my epic sunglasses. "I HAVE BECAME A PLATYPUS". After that event, i always turn into Platypus-man in full moon. I am a vigilantie among my people. I PROTEC-okay okay. I am just a normal platypus everyday. I just know how to speak/write. "I WON'T FAIL THIS CITY" BY THE NAME OF PLATYPUSES, I, PLATYPUS-MAN, GIVE YOU PEOPLE MY FART. The End. WAEK UB MURICA. IM NOT AMONG YOU ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Time1 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 (edited) I crie evry tiem Edit: Dear lord....save my soul for I have created a monster...... Edited January 27, 2015 by Amethyst.zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheVerdict Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 "Your not the platypus Gotham needs... Your the platypus Gotham deserves." -Batman What have we done?! I have done terrible things I crie evry tiem tutu It never ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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