CityOfTrees Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) I just got a great idea for a weapon. To get it, you gotta be rank 18 and kill stalker with Skana with no mods on it while using loki with 0 energy/mods. Stalker will then teleport you and you will have to kill Every single Tenno Ever all at once with the skana. Your reward: Its a tiny stick. You can hit enemies with it. When you kill an enemy with it, it turns into a rocket launcher. It launches miniature nullifiers. When an enemy gets hit by one, it gets stuck on them and the enemy starts firing its own body parts at enemies like a helios (note: there will be blood). After the enemy becomes a bloody mess, the parts turn into mods, which then home in on enemies and selfdestruct. Quanta cubes detonate around the explosions as stug goop oozes out, then forms Cephalons. The Cephalons fire huge laser beams at eachother, and once one dies, Vor spawns on it, except he's friendly. Vor uses the original stick but fires it at a single enemy, dealing 61510512 damage, then he flies up and starts singing. Vor then vanishes and you get Excalibur Prime Forever, Dual Machete Wraith and Sacrifice. If you equip it though, Your main weapon will fire fire instead of whatever it originally fired, and the fire will fire enemies and set them on fire. Edited February 25, 2015 by BeeOverlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royzen Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovusNova Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'm guessing this thread is either a joke thread or a very badly hidden way for trying to get Excal Prime back into the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'm at a lost for words here...it's beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Nope, sorry, DE owns everything on their forum: 5.User Content User Content posted to the Website is publicly available and not confidential and will become the sole property of Digital Extremes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 10/10 would spend all my plat on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabpsi Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 After I read the post I read the title again: ORIGINAL WEAPON DESIGN. DO NOT STEAL. Oh you don't have to worry.... nobody will ever steal this..this..."design" Don't worry.... just.... don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 Aw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 After I read the post I read the title again: Oh you don't have to worry.... nobody will ever steal this..this..."design" Don't worry.... just.... don't. I stole it and sold it already. I iz such haxor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Edited February 25, 2015 by Serialkillerwhale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodCarnival Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 The moment you post it up, it became the sole property of DE. LOL. 5.User Content The Service may include discussion forums, chat rooms, user feedback, messaging features, comments and other interactive areas or services ("Interactive Areas") in which you or other users create, post, send or store any content, messages, materials, data, information, text, music, sound, photos, video, graphics, code or other items or materials on or through the Website (the "User Content"). User Content posted to the Website is publicly available and not confidential and will become the sole property of Digital Extremes. DE strongly recommends that you not publish any personal information about yourself or others on or through the Website. In consideration of your use of the Service, you hereby transfer and assign to Digital Extremes all right, title and interest in and to the User Content you create, post, store or transmit on or through the Website, including all intellectual property rights therein, and Digital Extremes shall be entitled to the unrestricted use, dissemination and other exploitation of such User Content for any purpose, commercial or otherwise, without acknowledgment or compensation to you. You are solely responsible for the User Content you post and for your use of such Interactive Areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XNeonBlurX Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 i mean.. its unique... with that said, how many drugs did you take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 All of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPinks Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IANOBW Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I signed in just to laugh at the people who think this a serious thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burns2PvP Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 * snip snip, STOLEN * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share Posted February 25, 2015 I signed in just to laugh at the people who think this a serious thread. What are you talking about? This is completely serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......ggggggghhhhhhhh......tttttttttttttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sev7n Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 If you equip it though, Your main weapon will fire fire instead of whatever it originally fired, and the fire will fire enemies and set them on fire. Sounds like a lot of fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genzaio Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 TLDR: How to get excaliber prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellix1 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 and you get Excalibur Prime Forever. Remove this then your post is fine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iraoh Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 2/10, would probably meme again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share Posted February 25, 2015 Remove this then your post is fine... But then what will annoy founders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Waiting for official response from DE now. They can't pass this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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