(PSN)buddy72757 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Here is my theory: Tenno is a combination of two words: Ten and No. First Word: Ten Now, ten is the exact number of how many fingers we have, and provides evidence that the Tenno use the decimal system because ten is in Tenno. Given that humans also have 10 fingers and also use the decimal system because we have 10 fingers, it means the Tenno must have 10 fingers. Who else has 10 fingers? Well, not fingers, but bones resembling fingers and using the anatomical evidence supporting evolution we can find that Tenno, humans, and dolphins share a common ancestor. Dolphins have blow holes... the Lotus has a breathing hole in her mouth. So, Tenno must have been dolphins who bred with humans and the first of this species was the Lotus. Now, because dolphins live in a pack, that means that there wasn't only one Lotus, no, rather, there were many Loti. These Loti likely prospered because they had dolphin fins and through natural selection killed off both dolphins and humans. From there, the Loti began to inhabit both land and water. Using technology they invented, the Loti create very advanced technologies and stuff. But one human lived, but he was genetically disabled and sneaked into a Lotisian cloning machine and cloned himself to save his species. But the machine was only meant for Loti, so the clones ended up looking really stupid and made up a really stupid language. But who was this last human? Captain Vor. How do I know this? Because he's the oldest Grineer I know and he is really wrinkly. So, they stole the cloning machine and stole a rocket ship or something and flew to colonize other planets. The Loti knew they had to stop them, so they all of the Loti of the world went to their leader Loti, Lotus Maximus. Now, Lotus Maximus was where the Loti flocked in times of great need. The Lotus Maximus said we should use one of the cloning machines and create our own army. So they took some Grineer corpses and cloned them in an upgraded machine that gave them intelligence and the ability to not be or look stupid. These Grineer corpses became the Corpus, because Loti vocabulary was severely limited. But they enhanced the brains of the Corpus too much and they also took a rocket ship and ditched them along with blueprints for how to make a robot army, but they didn't yet have enough fieldrons and other resources to begin the build and they didn't have enough platinum to buy it or rush it, so they went into hiding until they could claim their robot army from the foundry. However, the Grineer did have platinum and bought the best army. However, the Loti complained to the Devs that this was pay to win and so the Grineer lost their grand army... and still looked stupid. But the Grineer did still have a vast arsenal of Ogris warheads which they used to almost wipe out the entire Lotisian species. Only one Loti survived: the Lotus. So, the Lotus then squeezed out some Lotus juice from her Lotus hole (which evolved from the dolphin blow hole) and rubbed some together and poof, Excalibur was a test tube baby. So now she is raising her own army of Tenno, experimenting with her Lotus juice every once in a while to get a new warframe every now and then, to stop the Grineer and the Corpus. But one day, the Lotus got Ebolotus... a disease that still effects the descendants of the human race ever since it became a problem in Africa. The Lotus became very sick and demanded her Tenno slaves to give her some cure. The cure did cure Ebolotus, but then the Lotus grew a tumor on her head because the cure wasn't perfected. Out from this tumor popped out some disgusting goop that quickly escaped and years later became the Infested. Now, the Lotus still has the left overs of her tumor, its that blue stuff all over her head and it prevents her from seeing and she is now legally blind. The Lotus filed a lawsuit against the Grineer for this, but lost because the Corpus began to study law and the Grineer payed them off with platinum to help them win the case. So now the Lotus hated both the Grineer and the Corpus and the descendants of her tumor (the Infested) and sent the Tenno to go kill them all. And that is how it all happened. Second Word: No Moving on to the second part of the word: Tenno (Ten + No), is the word No. No means that none of this is true and I have nothing better to do than waste my time here and no I do not want to do my homework because homework is boring and no I am not procrastinating because I'm just taking a little break and then I'll go eat some food later. However, the Ebolutus and the Lotus' tumor is real. If you don't believe me here: See, that gross blue thing on her head is the remains of her tumor. God its hideous! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcariusAero Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 This is amazing. I can't believe I read the whole thing. inb4 moved to off topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenshi Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Can we get a dev to confirm this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tymerc Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhazeJR Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 this is AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OniDax Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) Tenno means emperor. But it's significance in Warframe is that it is the same as Hayden Tenno's surname. And I believe that they are called Tenno because they share similarity with Hayden Tenno, and I think that is the case because they are infected with Technocyte, like he was (I believe this is supported by Rhino Prime's Codex entry and by the Infested telling the Tenno that they are of the same flesh). Now that the serious explanation is over, here's an actual response to the thread: What a waste of time. Dumb thread. Dumb post. I can't believe you bothered to type that up, OP. Edited April 27, 2015 by AntoineFlemming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 Tenno means emperor. But it's significance in Warframe is that it is the same as Hayden Tenno's surname. And I believe that they are called Tenno because they share similarity with Hayden Tenno, and I think that is the case because they are infected with Technocyte, like he was (I believe this is supported by Rhino Prime's Codex entry and by the Infested telling the Tenno that they are of the same flesh). Now that the serious explanation is over, here's an actual response to the thread: What a waste of time. Dumb thread. Dumb post. I can't believe you bothered to type that up, OP. So, what you're saying... is that the Lotisian Democracy was actually a Lotisian Empire? And Lotus Maximus was their Emporer? Hmmm... very interesting. Maybe we should meet up sometime and work on this theory together, I really like your suggestions about the Lotisian Empire you completely agree on and accept. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnluckiestSquid Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I laughed, I cried, I questioned both your and my sanity. Shine on, crazy diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achaix Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 10/10, would derp again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Tenno means emperor. But it's significance in Warframe is that it is the same as Hayden Tenno's surname. And I believe that they are called Tenno because they share similarity with Hayden Tenno, and I think that is the case because they are infected with Technocyte, like he was (I believe this is supported by Rhino Prime's Codex entry and by the Infested telling the Tenno that they are of the same flesh). Now that the serious explanation is over, here's an actual response to the thread: What a waste of time. Dumb thread. Dumb post. I can't believe you bothered to type that up, OP. Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reedknoll Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 my thoughts exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarozian Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 this is AWESOME WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?! MY POOR CHILD! LET ME SAVE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndantony Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 This is amazing. I can't believe I read the whole thing. inb4 moved to off topic Lol. The moment when I read he said Ten is finger counting, I already knew where's this heading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindle99 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Finally someone figured it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djangofett Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Finally, someone decoded the actual tenno theory :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbinding Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 You know too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I just reached enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex_Traffo Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spindle99 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 DE be like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 SPREAD THE KNOWLEDGE MY CHILDREN!!! WE AREBEING ENSLAVED BY THE LOTUS' TYRANNICAL RULE!!! #FreetheTenno #Ebolotus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkamiMilo Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 My theory is. Everyone can wish what they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Billos Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) That was pretty f*ckin funny :) Edited April 28, 2015 by Lord_Billos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkerTheSpjot Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 That's a ten-no from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) I rate this theory 9/tenno Edited April 28, 2015 by 420dankmemes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)COGSPARTAN117 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON?! MY POOR CHILD! LET ME SAVE YOU! ^This LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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