-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 What if..the Lotus is actually dead, sitting upon a modified computer throne that's designed to put her in a quasi-stasis so she can guide the tenno. think of her as the God-Empress of Mankind Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaver_X Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 what if the lotus is actually a cheeseburger, bent on destroying all other forms of food in existance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Damn it the title got me excited. Now I'm just disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 what if the lotus is actually a cheeseburger, bent on destroying all other forms of food in existance. i would worship her so hard i get obese just by praying to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--GOOLOO_GOOLOO_GOOLOO-- Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) She's an illuminati scumbag. Edited July 5, 2015 by GoatGodJohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Reminds me to this Doctor Who Episode Except she wasn't guiding mankind to a good place... OH WAIT Edited July 5, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Then.... Nothing would change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicTroublermaker Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 i would worship her so hard i get obese just by praying to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanAvenger Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 what if the lotus is actually a cheeseburger, bent on destroying all other forms of food in existance. i actually helped make a small game about evil space burgers for my class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaver_X Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) You Will be Assimilated!! Edited July 5, 2015 by Reaver_X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenageGirlVodkaPuke Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowCandyCat Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 2sppoky4me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Commenting so when I'm back on my comp I can use this in s forum simulator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coatduck Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Okay Nietzsche.Whatever you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenageGirlVodkaPuke Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Lotus is dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOONYOUWILLDIE Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 What if Lotus is my Wife and i tell you she ain't dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 What if Lotus is my Wife and i tell you she ain't dead? cool story, Oedipus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sh0ck-Wave Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Lotus is a guide to assist players (tenno) to become accustomised to the game (world). This post may just have been the result of too many Red Bulls before hitting the forums :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePresident777 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) Cheeseburger is hot. Womanly hips hot. Edited July 6, 2015 by ThePresident777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 cool story, Oedipus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ra9una Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 what if the lotus is actually a cheeseburger, bent on destroying all other forms of food in existance. That explains so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetSlaanesh Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 She's an illuminati scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 She's an illuminati scumbag. 10/10-IGN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dioxety Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 what if the lotus is actually a cheeseburger, bent on destroying all other forms of food in existance. Lol, Please no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsmith Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 What if.. the Lotus is actually dead, sitting upon a modified computer throne that's designed to put her in a quasi-stasis so she can guide the tenno. think of her as the God-Empress of Mankind Tenno. Then she isn't dead in the purest sense just like the God Emperor isn't dead....yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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