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So, You Think You Are Ninja Enough ?!


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Look at you, flying through space with your toy guns, bullying box headed people ! Jolly jumping at walls like a cute little fairy wearing a black and red suit, spreading sparkles all over the place ! And you pretend yourself to be a ninja ? Let me laugh !

 

Let me tell you how a real ninja do his job ! A real ninja earn his gold in a freaking ice cold matrix ! A real ninja can evade a horde of crazy and murderous robots by his own ! A real ninja doesn't even need weapons ! A real ninja has a lifespan of 90 damn seconds, enough to escape a room full of deadly booby traps ! Five times ! Plus a little victory dance after each exits ! And a sexy one !

 

Did I hurt your feelings ? Oh poor baby !... Wanna prove me that I am wrong ? ENTER THE WAY OF NINJA :

 

http://www.thewayoftheninja.org/nv2.html

 

This is free ! This is flash ! This is hard ! This is not even a contender to warframe ! This is more than 100 episodes, plus the user created ones, with five levels on each ! 500 levels brotha ! You'll bite the dust and you'll love it !

 

Live, jump, die, repeat ! That's the real life of a ninja !

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