Revel72 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Okay time to unload the stuff what we have on our heads. Bad jokes. My internet connection dies more than I do in Dark Souls. It should other wise. You know. It is not dark souls with butt fondling dark spirit or spirit of vengeance. (Insert any bawdy Uranus joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcl_Blue Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I'm Roller my eyes at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Don't elect a Tetra into office All those energy cells will make the power go to its head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod! What is the Karate experts favorite beverage? Kara-tea. Wanna hear a really bad joke?My existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 You've got to be joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickelshark Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 (edited) I would make a joke about philosophy, but I just Kant seem to think of one. Edited August 17, 2015 by nickelshark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM-Bunny Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 My internet connection dies more than I do in Dark Souls. My internet connection takes longer to load than Bloodborne. 30 minutes later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrimarchSystem Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the sitiuation. ~What's red and smells like blue paint?Red paint. ~ What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Still reading? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drazhar14 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Did you hear the joke about the astronaut? It's out of this world! I'd tell you a joke about a guy with Alzheimer's, but I forget how it went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Bookaddict_12 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 These had me laughing XD I'm so easy to please lol What does Zelda eat as a breakfast side dish??? -Sausage Links Zelda jokes??? -HYRULE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) I am going to hell from writing these... Hydroid and Zephyr are in a mission together. Hydroid winds up Gorgon (I bet everybody will be able to guess the joke now) for suppressing fire after he spent magazine and Zephyr created tornadoes to keep Corpus in bay. As Hydroid was reloading the weapon he looked at Zephyr "I wonder how long it will take you to wind up" Zephyr slammed hydroid in to one of the tornadoes and as hydroid spins in a tornado she says "How long will take you to fall" Zephyr said. I was working in grocery shop and one customer was looking for something so I asked from her what she is looking for. And she said she is looking for her husband. Sadly yes as I was worker of the shop at the moment I didn't say "Sorry but those are not in our products list" Now when I have heard that Valkyr and Saryn are going to be reworked. I hope after Saryn is reworked forums doesn't get viral because of her. I hope after Valkyr is reworked forums doesn't get ripped off. Yeap... I am going to hell because of these... Also Renegade please post here. Edited August 25, 2015 by Revel72 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I made a blue bird out of wood, it would be good if I had a joke... Woodentit? I told a New Zealander I was going to a Swedish shop and he asked "Does It look like IKEA?" (("I care"... Get it?)) BNAG That's Bang out of order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibernetika Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 so a baby seal walked into a club inbox me when the dead baby jokes start.. want to read those before the topic gets deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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