tinyranitar Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) I have always hated durian. I mean, with a burning passion. There is something about its taste that is completely detestable, something so full of evil and untastyness (not sure if this is the right word, but meh). But for the first time today I've (accidently) tried them together. It's like... Chocolate conquered the evil inside the durian and liberate its sweetness, while durian made the bitterness of chocolate so... tranquil. It's almost like the perfect couple for sweet tooth, it's like the equilibrium that is keeping the fabric of reality together. It's simply beautiful, and on my manly face, manly tears were shed for the time I spent being so ignorant, for I to forgot the teaching that all things existed for a reason. A single tear were shed, and like a beacon of knowledge, it shone through me, echoed in my mouth and mind, forever embedded into my humble taste bud. Try it, Tenno. You won't regret. Edited September 29, 2015 by tinyranitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Ghostayamu Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Bacon and fondue. Now that is something everyone needs to try. That S#&$ is @(*()$ amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Cynda_ Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fries and ice cream? I find that oddly tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyranitar Posted September 29, 2015 Author Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fries and ice cream? I find that oddly tasty. depending on what type of fries, we even have fried Ice Cream here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunks013 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Durian are prety rare in my country. Last time i got to Thailand i saw one and just the smell made me sick ( not used to it i must say) If you want to try something just put some Hot pepper/cayenne pepper/non-vinegar hot sauce into Hot chocolate believe me it worth the try. Me and my friend discovered that while trying to prank but ended up with a good result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyranitar Posted September 29, 2015 Author Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Durian are prety rare in my country. Last time i got to Thailand i saw one and just the smell made me sick ( not used to it i must say) If you want to try something just put some Hot pepper/cayenne pepper/non-vinegar hot sauce into Hot chocolate believe me it worth the try. Me and my friend discovered that while trying to prank but ended up with a good result Yeah I'm well aware of Durian's awful smell and taste. But man, with chocolate it's pretty darn good Edited September 29, 2015 by tinyranitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 durian Plz no, I would like to retain my nasal virginity. Yeah I'm well aware of Durian's awful smell and taste. But man, with chocolate it's pretty darn good will chocolate cancel out the smell of death?(I couldn't eat a Duran even if i wanted to, I'm just in this thread cause i'm lonely0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oranji Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 We always have em around in my country but I can't stand the smell. Last time I tasted it was prolly like 10 yrs ago which almost made me vomit. It smells like a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I just tried this. I'm suing you for this abomination of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyranitar Posted September 29, 2015 Author Share Posted September 29, 2015 I just tried this. I'm suing you for this abomination of life. Go ahead. Keep lying to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wait what type of chocolate? Melted? Bar? Syrup? Also fries+ice cream. Hngg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyranitar Posted September 29, 2015 Author Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wait what type of chocolate? Melted? Bar? Syrup? Also fries+ice cream. Hngg Bar, or frosted Chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Ic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 What the hell is 'durian'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 As a Singaporean, I CALL HERESY THAT YOU CAN'T STAND DURIAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fries and ice cream? I find that oddly tasty. Dairy Queen fries with a caramel shake. Oh. My. Gawd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Rotting corpse fruit? No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Rotting corpse fruit? No thanks. Let your inner demon take control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlamprey Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Oreos and nacho cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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