Renegade343 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 And since I don't want to test it on myself, I managed to get an unwilling volunteer: A professor at a university. I managed to get to his office, distract him, then dumped two packets of that laxative into his coffee without him noticing. He drank it, and a few minutes later, he said something about needing to crap and rushed off, holding his stomach. 10 minutes late, he came back, muttering to himself about what was in the coffee. I guess either the laxative works, or something in the coffee went bad somehow. Or he knew I done something to the coffee. Anyways, got off scot free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Genius...*goes off to see if the myth is true* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackerGames Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I suggest not drinking and eating in the next week. Maybe the professor noticed and shat in your drink or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Okay mate :P, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I have two questions: Why and... WHY??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 I have two questions: Why and... WHY??? I didn't like the professor well, so might as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwolfknight Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Man thats a Sh*tty situation you got him into Edited October 5, 2015 by Dwolfknight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chroia Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I came here expecting math. ... Can't decide if I'm disappointed or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Nice job ren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandr_ Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Try and give people some "Sugar free gummy bears" Those things are murder and often beat laxatives in effectiveness. And they're disguised as, you guessed it, Gummy bears. It's the sugar substitute, people buy'em as pranks now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Try and give people some "Sugar free gummy bears" Those things are murder and often beat laxatives in effectiveness. And they're disguised as, you guessed it, Gummy bears. It's the sugar substitute, people buy'em as pranks now But offering gummy bears to a professor looks off. Also, I'm pretty sure he would know about the effects of gummy bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 But offering gummy bears to a professor looks off. Also, I'm pretty sure he would know about the effects of gummy bears. Not if you do it right. "Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being an awesome teacher! Here are some gummy bears as a thank you. ^.^ XOXOXOX <3" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Not if you do it right. "Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being an awesome teacher! Here are some gummy bears as a thank you. ^.^ XOXOXOX <3" I don't think he'll be falling for that flattery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I don't think he'll be falling for that flattery. Get someone else to do it. Or, make it a false peace offering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I don't think a teacher would expect someone to say that in a UNIVERSATIY and isn't Ren male? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Get someone else to do it. Or, make it a false peace offering. That's not fun. Also, I don't want to draw suspicion towards me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) I don't think a teacher would expect someone to say that in a UNIVERSATIY and isn't Ren male? In college, I got into my classroom about an hour before class started (someone left the door unlocked.) In that hour, I turned everything upside down, drew several different kinds of eyes on the white board and windows (took them a couple months to find, they almost never drew the blinds) and then hung wads of recycling paper from the ceiling using floss and paper clips. I apologized to my teacher (who made me clean it up) with a card and a bottle of diet Mtn. Dew and a box of nutter butters. Edited October 5, 2015 by Noamuth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 My question to that is, WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 My question to that is, WHY? I was bored and trying to stay awake. At the time I was working 40+ hours while going to school full time and using public transit, if I fell asleep there was no way they were gonna wake me up. (I've slept through cannon fire) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 What about overdosing on coffee (if that's even possible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 That was on coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chroia Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (I've slept through cannon fire)Oh? Do tell.I mean, I've slept through earthquakes, but that's not as cool. Or as unusual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Oh? Do tell. I mean, I've slept through earthquakes, but that's not as cool. Or as unusual. Black powder enthusiasts at pirate events. They fired off two cannons, three muskets and a handful of pistols at 8am, 1 pm and 6 pm for four days. I was asleep during the first two due to...staying up late. >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Try and give people some "Sugar free gummy bears" Those things are murder and often beat laxatives in effectiveness. And they're disguised as, you guessed it, Gummy bears. It's the sugar substitute, people buy'em as pranks now They do nothing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH_PRIME Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Attempted poisoning will get you 5 years with Big Bubba Johnson and his black mamba... Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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