RadriarTheGodKing Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Hello fellow Tenno, I am here to tell you all about a necessary task you must complete after you complete the Shadow Debt. Salad V must have bothered you just as much as me with his constant blurting of "SWEET PROFIT!" and various other things. Now, to make sure he does not try to use Lotus, our dearest space mother again, WE MUST ASSASSINATE HIM! EVERYONE GRAB YOUR VULKAR WRAITHS AND GUN HIM DOWN WITH THEM! DO IT FOR THE LOTUS!!! Post pictures of you annihilating Alad with the Vulkar Wraith below! :3 Like this and share the news of the necessary duty to keep us out of harms way by the clumsy Alad. Who knows what trouble he could get us in next!? Bring him to an end! Show him not to use us Tenno by showing him the barrel of your shiny new Vulkar Wraiths! You know you want to! ~Radriar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerfi Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genitive Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 But... I like Alad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YasaiTsume Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 A Tenno's true duty is to themselves.I like money.Not gonna do it unless I'm paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyDevil Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) Just shooting him with the gun is too merciful. I will still use it on him though. His disgusting and cocky taunting pose also makes me want to grind his face against a cheese-grating treadmill. I would love to subject him to slow-slicing while dousing his body in salt, lemon juice, and the purest alcohol i could find. Each one of his fingers as well as toes will be held and stretched via fish hooks. His eyelids would be removed so he has no choice but to watch. I'd twist his teeth into crooked positions, scrape away the enamel, and force him to chew hard candy. I'd sew tubes to his nostrils that lead to large canisters of sulfur, so the pungent smell of it is all he'll know. That would be the beginning of his suffering... Edited February 2, 2016 by EmptyDevil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo3587s Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Why is everyone trying to kill Alad V ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Magician_NG Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 The void be the word, tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women - The Tenno Code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEP8FlyBoy Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) Eh... I'll stick to hugging my Operator, thank you very much. She loves hugs. <3 :) Alad is sort of okay in my book though, I don't see him as much of a threat anymore... But if he ever comes near my Operator... I will gut him like a space snail, and serve him to Baro. ;) Edited February 2, 2016 by AEP8FlyBoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)FunyFlyBoy Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 But... I like Alad... Then I name you an enemy as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magneu Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 The void be the word, tenno. And the word...is profit. *makes religious hand sign* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphic-Sandra Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 And the word...is profit. *makes religious hand sign* Speaking of corpus I want to shoot in the face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genitive Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Then I name you an enemy as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Just shooting him with the gun is too merciful. I will still use it on him though. His disgusting and cocky taunting pose also makes me want to grind his face against a cheese-grating treadmill. I would love to subject him to slow-slicing while dousing his body in salt, lemon juice, and the purest alcohol i could find. Each one of his fingers as well as toes will be held and stretched via fish hooks. His eyelids would be removed so he has no choice but to watch. I'd twist his teeth into crooked positions, scrape away the enamel, and force him to chew hard candy. I'd sew tubes to his nostrils that lead to large canisters of sulfur, so the pungent smell of it is all he'll know. That would be the beginning of his suffering... you forgot putting maggots inside his stomach to eat him alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaUrchins Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Let's kill Lotus instead, you know you want it. Breaking the law, breaking the law © Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyDevil Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 you forgot putting maggots inside his stomach to eat him alive. Oh trust me, i have a lot more torture ideas for him. The maggots is a nice touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOJ650s Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Attack Salad? Well, this is not a Vulkar Wraiths, but I think it works. (Disclaimer: I am cool with Salad, if he were to betray the Tenno again though...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasualDragon6 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 His disgusting and cocky taunting pose also makes me want to grind his face against a cheese-grating treadmill. I would love to subject him to slow-slicing while dousing his body in salt, lemon juice, and the purest alcohol i could find. Each one of his fingers as well as toes will be held and stretched via fish hooks. His eyelids would be removed so he has no choice but to watch. I'd twist his teeth into crooked positions, scrape away the enamel, and force him to chew hard candy. I'd sew tubes to his nostrils that lead to large canisters of sulfur, so the pungent smell of it is all he'll know. That would be the beginning of his suffering... Valkyr? Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orthus420 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 ehhh lotus is more of an aunt than our mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaUrchins Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 ehhh lotus is more of an aunt than our mom She's neither, but I won't spoil it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zemosu Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) I would capture Alad V and shackle him to the market plate in the Liset(in a proper way) and Have him work as my accountant. It will be like: Me: Hmmm nice new weapon, think I'm gonna buy it? Salad: What are you insane? You're out of money!!! You Spend it all on space hookers and space booze. Plus I can get you that fro at least half a price from Darvo, he owes me one. Me: Fine just make it happen, and I mean today. That would be my Hollywood. Edited February 2, 2016 by Zemosu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEvilMexican Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) Valkyr? Is that you?I think it is...Tho I probably hate alad more than valkyr. When he was mutalist, he threw the collar around my neck and forced me to watch with my very eyes as I blew my best friend into pieces with my tonkor. Never heard from him ever again Edited February 2, 2016 by MrEvilMexican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerakl Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 But... I like Alad... This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATEdPondera Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 We owed him a favor. The debt has been paid. If I ever seen his smug face, I'll gut him myself. Or hear his voice. .....even his breathing has this whistling sound that grates at my nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantooth Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 If I could, I'd sooner assassinate the Lotus over Alad -_- I hate her so much... When can I ditch her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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