(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Janitors said: I'm going berseker mode on Uranus tonight hehe get it get it I will attempt to bypass this fault *claps* Hey there, Mag. After a few drinks, you're the one who is gonna get Crushed. Hey, Mag, I've got something you can polarize, right down here. Volt: Prepare for an Overload tonight, baby. I won't be needing my Speed ability for later tonight. Are you a Carrier? Because I'm gonna carry your a5*@$# to my bedroom. You can use your "Vacuum," know what I'm sayin'? Edited March 24, 2016 by (PS4)LeBlingKing69 But wait, there's more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)zeratul____12 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) "Is that a Nikana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me." Equinox: "I'am 3 times more fun" (Base form, Day for and Night form ;) ) Inaros: "I'll Devour your Lotus" Edited March 24, 2016 by (PS4)zeratul____12 funny joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm gonna stay up all night farming Uranus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'll be grinding Uranus all night. ((Not really a pick up line, but it's funny. Anyone have any Valkyr ones?)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 God damnit, why are the cute ones so Magnetizing? Seriously, some of them have me in a veritable tornado of feelings. Spoiler I must keep my passions low-key. None must know my love of Zephyrs, Mags and Ivaras. Why am I posting things no-one must know on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibro156 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Me: Hey, how are yah? Nyx: Go away Me: Why? Nyx: I know what your trying to do Me: *Walks Away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Ibro156 said: Me: Hey, how are yah? Nyx: Go away Me: Why? Nyx: I know what your trying to do Me: *Walks Away* Damn mind readers... 2 hours ago, Denny2669 said: ((Anyone have any Valkyr ones?)) Hmm. I'll try. Wanna hop into bed with me? I can't wait to hear your Warcries. I'll bring you into Hysteria tonight, babe. Let I said, I tried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I can't tell if these are pickup lines or ways to get slapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Both...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deshiel said: ...Okay then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Deshiel said: Pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Basdiow said: I can't tell if these are pickup lines or ways to get slapped. It has turned into the latter hasn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iraoh Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) Help me honey buns you're my only hope, I've got argon in my blood so I've only got a day of life, and I'm not going out without a bang (read bang in a gaudy Austin Powers impression) Spoiler EXTRA: "Hey babes I got 250% duration, 195% Strength, and 9001% Loooovin ability. Edited March 24, 2016 by IllumiNotYi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Hey lady, are you ember because your so hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreddeth Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 On 3/24/2016 at 8:46 AM, IllumiNotYi said: Hide contents EXTRA: "Hey babes I got 250% duration, 195% Strength, and 9001% Loooovin ability. Too bad your Range is 30% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 27, 2016 Author Share Posted March 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Dreddeth said: Too bad your Range is 30% HOLY $#!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 "Are you a vengeful revenant? cause i'm gonna need to pay alot of money to get my hands on you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Some of these pickup lines are utterly shocking. Some of them are making the erogenous zones in my brain overload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iraoh Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 22 hours ago, Dreddeth said: Too bad your Range is 30% Ow, guess I'll have to get in real close to work my space magic ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basdiow Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 On 3/24/2016 at 9:53 AM, Plushy said: It has turned into the latter hasn't it Oooh, oooh, can you do a magic trick with your space magic! Nanananananananannanananananana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) On 3/22/2016 at 1:58 PM, -FV-Metheria said: You know, i'm all horny for you. (I'm so sorry.) I'm hooked, let's F***. Edited March 28, 2016 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 Wanna see my "Kubrow?" It's big, and if you pet it, it spits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 Are you the Recruiting Chat? 'Cause I'm looking for a taxi to Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziegrif Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 What's the drop rate on those panties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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