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1 minute ago, (PS4)RyanRFC12345 said:

Granted, but now you're unable to listen to any music.

 

I wish I had enough noggles to fill my liset capacity.

Granted, but they obstruct your ability to use the Foundry, Mod table and all other interactable objects.

I wish that it was Wednesday

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3 minutes ago, Almighty_Jado said:

Granted, but they obstruct your ability to use the Foundry, Mod table and all other interactable objects.

I wish that it was Wednesday

Granted. But as a result, you are forever trapped in an infinite loop of it always being Wednesday (think Groundhog Day).

I wish it was always sunny.

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33 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. But as a result, you are forever trapped in an infinite loop of it always being Wednesday (think Groundhog Day).

I wish it was always sunny.

Granted, but you cause insufferable effects of global warming and become public enemy #1

 

I wish the following responses did not happen

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I forgot a wish
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2 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

I can live with that.

I wish you posted a wish that I could corrupt.

Granted, but he wished that you were the coolest person ever, and you corrupted it so that you were only the coolest person around when you are alone.

I wish that Ugandan Knuckle jokes weren't banned in my university

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4 minutes ago, Almighty_Jado said:

Granted, but he wished that you were the coolest person ever, and you corrupted it so that you were only the coolest person around when you are alone.

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4 minutes ago, Almighty_Jado said:

I wish that Ugandan Knuckle jokes weren't banned in my university

Granted. But as a result, every other meme is banned.

I wish I had some candy.

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Just now, Almighty_Jado said:

Granted.

This thread is now closed.

Can we get a moderator in here?

No not quite! Allow me.

 

2 minutes ago, (PS4)RyanRFC12345 said:

Granted, but it has nuts, which you are now severely allergic to.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted. But every subsequent wish you make will not only be corrupted, but may result in your annihilation.

I wish that a moderator does not see this thread and all things continue as they should.

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Just now, (PS4)abbacephas said:

No not quite! Allow me.

 

Granted. But every subsequent wish you make will not only be corrupted, but may result in your annihilation.

I wish that a moderator does not see this thread and all things continue as they should.

Granted, but the Warframe devs see the thread and embarass us/make fun of us on every Devstream henceforth.

I wish you could upload images from your computer directly onto the forums

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4 minutes ago, Almighty_Jado said:

Granted, but the Warframe devs see the thread and embarass us/make fun of us on every Devstream henceforth.

I wish you could upload images from your computer directly onto the forums

Granted, but you have to replicate them in Microsoft paint first.

I wish Titania didn’t have bad augments.

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1 hour ago, AerinSol said:

Granted, but she assumes the "Trinity position" and waits ever-increasing nerfs for years.

I wish I had a spaceship that only flew with my willing consent.

Granted, but it only flies under the conditions that
A) You're on board
B) It can only travel towards the center of the sun.

I wish my glass of orange juice was full again

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1 minute ago, Almighty_Jado said:

Granted, but it only flies under the conditions that
A) You're on board
B) It can only travel towards the center of the sun.

I wish my glass of orange juice was full again

Granted, but the orange juice it is filled with is expired.

 

I wish that there were more MMOFPS games like Planetside 2.

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5 minutes ago, Neo3602 said:

Granted, but the orange juice it is filled with is expired.

 

I wish that there were more MMOFPS games like Planetside 2.

Granted, it's owned and operated by the league of asian capitalist.

I wish I could not die when travelling to the center of the sun.

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1 hour ago, (Xbox One)Solargeo said:

Granted but it now has everyone you love die

I wish for the power to bend reality to my will

Granted, but the lawyers lose the file and you gave them your only copy.

I wish the League of Asian Capitalist didn't exist so that we could have Planetside 3

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