musadiq19 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Has the operator heard of the new warframe that can take off all your clothes, and then give you a whole new outfit? I’ve seen it change people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEridius Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, why can you never sleep? Exhaustion hits Ordis like a brick wa-*snores* haha just joshin' yah, Ordis never sleeps either. Onto the next mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xZephyrosx Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) Operator, will it be this, OR-DIS! Hmm i think i require some maintenance after all.... Edited June 21, 2020 by xZephyrosx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Legdyn Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Healthy alternatives aren't nearly as satisfying as my... *ergh*... self-destructive habits are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MolaMola96 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, before you go out on your next mission make sure you're in PRIME condition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowfuyuan Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, have you seen Cephalon Cy? I think he have de-RAIL from his ob-JACK-tives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opt_out Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 upon redtext: Operator Ordis wonders if you like to opt-out of redtext? Alternatively [DE] can send some lovely DE-BUG-FRAME to your home to *alt voice: nuke you from orbit* pardon me, give your data conduits the latest ember-fix. your opt-out window has closed, maybe the void trader can sell you another one when he returns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Vmean Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, you really don't give me enough credit. As a matter of fact... (Evil Ordis) YOU DON'T PAY ME AT ALL! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)kon_tio Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Great news operator! I have updated joke database and frequency for ~~my~~ your plesure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoslain Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (After several days of not decorating the Orbiter) Operator, Ordis wonders if you could -CLEAN UP THE MESS- organize your decorations in the Orbiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddMe Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) Someting like this? Ordis: Operator, sometimes I feel ASH-amed of my LOKI attemps to lighten your mood, beGAUSS I VOLT you in such high regards. I GARAntee not to EMERass you inFROST of your enemies. ... ATLASs, thats all I wanted to get out of my system. Edited June 21, 2020 by OddMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ZappiestGrub607 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Cephalon: Sorry i don,t understand [##bzzzt] do you mean play the song eye of the tigris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinJukes Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Want to hear a joke Operator? Why did the Orokin lose the Old War? They lost their Sentients! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooby-w- Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator you really are going to life hack those corpuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Nutterbutter434 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) (after the player leaves the arsenal) *distorted* groovy *normal* a deadly arsenal operator Edited June 21, 2020 by (XB1)Nutterbutter434 made it more concise and easier to read 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice_Roberts Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, I think I've solved an equation that reverses entropy. The universe is saved! Oh wait... I was wrong. Never mind. We're all doomed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Y4N-KUN1217 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) オペレーター、アルゴンクリスタルは時間経過で失われてしまう大変貴重な鉱石です。持っていたはずの物が消えてしまうと叫びたくなりませんか?………ナイゴン!…失礼しました。 Edited June 21, 2020 by (PS4)Y4N-KUN1217 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TestSubject6 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, what do you call our recent thrilling trips to Nef Anyo's fleet? *Glitch voice* A corpse-us party! *Glitch voice ends* Operator? How come you're not laughing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Cthulhumon Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, do know what each of The Seven have in common? *THEY'RE ALL DEAD! * uh... If Ordis is wrong please don't tell them I said that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embrrr Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (Entering any void mission) "Operator, this place is MOT safe! Please- (distorted voice) LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. (back to normal) take us ANIwhere but here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tunnelblur Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, what do you call a greedy corpse? A Corpus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicInsomniac0 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "How many Corpus does it take to change a Valix Array? Depends, how many can you afford?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great.Dane Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, it seems as though the Corpus already have e-nef credits! Ordis wishes they would share their -vasto- resources with us an- these jokes are terrible, just shut me down already 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)drollive96 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 *returning from a 2+ hours survival * Operator ordis wonders, do you have a life? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)progamer0721 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, have you been smoking Nitain again -- CAN I JOIN YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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