FrothingLoins Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Please note: A bad joke is not necessarily a dirty joke. Nor is it a racist joke. Keep the second type off the forums all together. I'll start: What do you do to help an old lady at an ATM check her balance? Shoulder check her. Jokes only. No memes, pictures or videos. TEXT ONLY. Edited January 8, 2014 by FrothingLoins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brynslustafir Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Do memes count as bad jokes? If not, they should. Edited January 8, 2014 by Plasmaface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Do memes count as bad jokes? If not, they should. No. Text only. JOKES not memes! Edited January 8, 2014 by FrothingLoins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 How do you calm down a Valkyr? Use Frost's Freeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 well its both a meme and religious related and its not funny did i won internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 well its both a meme and religious related and its not funny did i won internet? Did I not say no pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 i love your tread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayliax Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Did I not say no pictures? Lighten up some, you won't be able to control the people that post anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Lighten up some, you won't be able to control the people that post anyways. he didnt said trolling wasnt allowed >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitresco Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Derf Anyo Edit: Wait, no, that won't work. Sure, it's a bad joke. But it's also an annoying meme. Edited January 8, 2014 by Nitresco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Derf Anyo lol Derp Anyo i loled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Sokol Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Who can shave 25 times a day and still have beard? A barber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 Who can shave 25 times a day and still have beard? A barber. Finally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeePee Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Did I not say no pictures? usure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 How do you kill an elephant? With an elephant gun How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun How do you kill a pink elephant? You hold its snout until it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun Why do elephants paint their toes red? To hide in the cherry trees Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Guess it works then! Why shouldn't you walk through cherry orchards between 3 and 4 PM? That's when the elephants come out of the cherry trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 C-C-COMBO BREAKER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarOverlord Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 How do you kill an elephant? With an elephant gun How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun How do you kill a pink elephant? You hold its snout until it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun Why do elephants paint their toes red? To hide in the cherry trees Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Guess it works then! Why shouldn't you walk through cherry orchards between 3 and 4 PM? That's when the elephants come out of the cherry treesYes, but how do you kill a doge?You don't. The doge is immortal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 The duck walks into a bar and ask for a drink and says "put it on my bill". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 A rabbi and a priest are fishing. After much discussion, they decide to make a sign saying "The end is near! Turn back before it's too late!" One person did not appreciate this, and yelled "Leave us alone, you religious nutjobs!". He drove on, and then there was a splash. The Rabbi turned to teh priest and said "Do you think we should have put up a sign saying "Bridge out" instead?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JefPlays Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I have one: Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Jesus and an old man are playing golf, it's the old man's turn to putt. So he hits the ball, it bounces of a rock, hits an eagle which carries it over a water-trap and drops it on a lily pad. The wind picks up and blows the lily pad over to the bank, where the combined force of inertia and wind roll it into the hole. Jesus says 'Nice shot, dad!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) How do you kill an elephant? With an elephant gun How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun How do you kill a pink elephant? You hold its snout until it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun Why do elephants paint their toes red? To hide in the cherry trees Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Guess it works then! Why shouldn't you walk through cherry orchards between 3 and 4 PM? That's when the elephants come out of the cherry trees Edited January 8, 2014 by Tsoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarOverlord Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 What did I just watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 A rabbi and a priest are fishing. After much discussion, they decide to make a sign saying "The end is near! Turn back before it's too late!" One person did not appreciate this, and yelled "Leave us alone, you religious nutjobs!". He drove on, and then there was a splash. The Rabbi turned to teh priest and said "Do you think we should have put up a sign saying "Bridge out" instead?" XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) What did I just watch? a girl riding 2 elephant man like a boass at 1min02 that's wut yu saw (edit: song beyrouth nice piece of art) But elephant guns dude... elephant guns next we need a lephantis gun Edited January 9, 2014 by Tsoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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