Zinthir Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 The bird frame is going to be female That thing some call oberon is in reality a tree, so that means two female frames have been released consecutively. This imbalance is going to cause MRA's the storm the forums, and armies of twitter/tumblr 'feminists' will soon follow. As warframe forums overload with childish threads with childish responses, both parties will blame Obama for the shutdown, each believing he is trying to help the other group. Edward Snowden will say that these claims are 100%trubro, and then the riots will begin. As America is soon slaughtered by their Mexican neighbors due to the weakening of the nation, and one COD ghosts later, America is now controlled by Latinos (I think, I never played the game.) With a stricter game rating system in place and Warframe releasing its 1001st frame, Guardian_of_Death, (cool guy), the 200th frame to be featured with full nudity, and this grotesque figure will baffle game raters. Warframe is banned from America and all DE devs but Rebecca are executed, she opens the orokin void key they decided to create in real life in 2014 and earth is sucked into the void and subsequently destroyed. Make it male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OniDarkClown Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord5830 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theasl Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 ...you do realize DE is Canadian, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I kinda want what OP is having. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinthir Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) ...you do realize DE is Canadian, right? Sorry, I should have made it a little more clear that that's part of the fun. (Edit) plus, writing anything mildly entertaining that includes Canada is really @(*()$ hard. Edited January 23, 2014 by Zinthir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAYABU5A Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xan3 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Virgen Maria, Madre Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Please, it will be the first Asexual or Androgynous frame. Here in Canada we value all races and genders equally. Unless you hate maple. Then get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALL.CAPS.GUY Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I kinda want what OP is having. this, i wants dem drugz ...you do realize DE is Canadian, right? i lol's cuz it didn't seem OP knew that lol'd harder here - refer to first reply "i wants dem drugz" edit: i really don't think that many ppl give a dam if a frame is male or female, but more-so it's relevance and playability, or how well the frame does or does not do in battle. ppl QQ'd over nova being a glass cannon, which she kind of is, but her movement makes it easier to GFTO when needed (unless perma-stunlock since there isn't enough mod slots to make any frame custom in any real viable manner) brings me back to: i really don't think that many ppl give a damn if a frame is male or female, but more-so QQ about it's stats, or performance. but, on a side note, imo i woulda made valkyr a male, and built a bit more tanky, since it fits exponentially better to the motif, than a fragile little girly girl... i.e. i don't see a 16 yr old japanese girl, all of 4'9'' tall, weighing in around 85 pounds being A VALKYR CLASS WARFRAME. js there. aside the point tho. Edited January 23, 2014 by ALL.CAPS.GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentSleep Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Edited January 23, 2014 by SilentSleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak_Gohae Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Since when do trees have hooves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Since when do trees have hooves? Treegoats. What the hell has science done?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shut Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Since when do trees have hooves? Are you implying that trees don't have hooves? Leave us, heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ourobor Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Please, it will be the first Asexual or Androgynous frame. Here in Canada we value all races and genders equally. Unless you hate maple. Then get out. Can I like this again? +1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 ...you do realize DE is Canadian, right? I am suddenly reminded of Hetalia... but allow me to focus my attention on the OP... Wow......... What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Since when do trees have hooves? Well, the bone daddy has already hanging out for a while, so it really doesn't come out as weird as it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidGhost Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Do not harm the DE team.Besides that Gender customisation is the solution yet if the community does not support that I have nothing to say.I would not like a female Warframe because my gender is male. Notice on why the Gender may not be important I want a female and a mele Warframe each time new Warframes are introduced.Please observe the trailer with Alad V and notice what is inside the Warframe/Excalibure whe he is cut in pieces.I believe Warframe are synthetic bodies.I want human inside the Warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinthir Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Treegoats. What the hell has science done?? Are you the one that switched this from feedback to general? For the love of God, I'm trying to save the world here and you sure as hell aren't helping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef_Lu_Bu Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 The bird frame is going to be female That thing some call oberon is in reality a tree, so that means two female frames have been released consecutively. This imbalance is going to cause MRA's the storm the forums, and armies of twitter/tumblr 'feminists' will soon follow. As warframe forums overload with childish threads with childish responses, both parties will blame Obama for the shutdown, each believing he is trying to help the other group. Edward Snowden will say that these claims are 100%trubro, and then the riots will begin. As America is soon slaughtered by their Mexican neighbors due to the weakening of the nation, and one COD ghosts later, America is now controlled by Latinos (I think, I never played the game.) With a stricter game rating system in place and Warframe releasing its 1001st frame, Guardian_of_Death, (cool guy), the 200th frame to be featured with full nudity, and this grotesque figure will baffle game raters. Warframe is banned from America and all DE devs but Rebecca are executed, she opens the orokin void key they decided to create in real life in 2014 and earth is sucked into the void and subsequently destroyed. Make it male. I'm a feminist, I have no qualms with gender of frames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziegrif Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Oh so this is where you went. Missed you.~ Also there's never enough female frames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinthir Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm a feminist, I have no qualms with gender of frames. I'm a feminist too. Notice the tumblr 'feminists' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparrohawk Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I can't stop laughing. Although please god don't mention MRAs again. Last thing we need is a bunch of fedora-wearing manchildren storming the the forums XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OniDarkClown Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Oh so this is where you went. Missed you.~ yeah when the the servers stopped allowing me to start a game (35 attempts in a row, for 3 weeks) "you have been disconnected from the servers" i had to occupy my time else where. I still go about SP though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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