Archangelzz Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tehnoobshow Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) Dat necro Edited July 18, 2014 by Tehnoobshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billthebetta Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Dat necro You mean that "necro" of 4 days? lol ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimistin Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 They should implement that corpus into the game. Phorid Bane! Add him into their lore as a legendary hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjpdn Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You all praising him. Prod man gets promoted to tech. He finishes the Riot Moa. Accidentally mass produces it. Corpus mission... = Like a thousand shockwave MOA with instant knockdown, except with invincibility. SHOOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skulldozer115 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I laughed harder than I should have. Thanks op for making my night better. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgemasterHD Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) If this is still a thing, I'd be honored to create a fan art in this noble corpus' name! Edited July 18, 2014 by ForgemasterHD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangelzz Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 If this is still a thing, I'd be honored to create a fan art in this noble corpus' name! Trust me Prod man is still a huge thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 (edited) Prodman will always have be a huge thing Edited July 18, 2014 by DarkTails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latarzanla Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 In prod - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 If this is still a thing, I'd be honored to create a fan art in this noble corpus' name! I take it you haven't gone far in the thread? It is a thing! Yes. To the point that some of the more popular fan art pieces have been taken down by the image host for excessive bandwidth usage. o.0(The original "n prod we trust", for one). Also, he was even given an entry in the tvtropes encyclopedia website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizzardtong Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 With the Power of my Prova Vandal, i shall Smite everything in my Path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) His war cry: "ABEEBOOPBOYEEE" Actually, he didn't say anything, but his friends were all "Wubwubwub". EDIT: Also, it's of note, shortly after his heroic victory, all the corpus were taught how to speak a new language. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Edited July 19, 2014 by Llyssa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I come before you today to semi-revive the thread with a new tale. "A Tale Of Two Techs" as I have decided to title it. The epic story of the Prodman seems to have inspired the Corpus at large, calling more heroes to the fold. A Tale of Two Techs It was a dark and stormy night on Pluto... I was alone at first, out for a mutagen mass or two and perhaps a bit of XP as well. The survival run began like any other, a few Corpus spawned in to assist me and my soon to be teammates in clearing some infested from their ship. We went on our merry way burning out the infestation, with new people joining the match as we went along. All seemed well until... Suddenly, we were almost out of oxygen with less than 10% left. I sprinted and flew to the nearest tank and activated it as soon as I could. I failed to notice the two Chargers and Ancient Disrupter that snuck up behind me and closed in on me while the tank was charging up to activate. Just as I was waiting for the inevitable strikes that would down my squishy Zephyr - a miracle happened. The two Corpus Techs on our team, whom I have decided to name Romulus and Remus, charged in and put themselves between me and the looming onslaught. Looking back I believe them to be brothers, or in the very least, brothers in combat, for they fought side by side like nothing I have ever witnessed. They blasted away the infested coming for me - all in a matter of a few short seconds while the tank released - and ran straight back into the fight. I simply couldn't believe my eyes. But the tale of these two courageous warriors does not end there. These two valiant soldiers stood their ground and held off the horde as we made our escape to extraction, happy to bear the full brunt of the enemy. I owe these brave men my life, and they shall never be forgotten. Here they are, in the heat of glorious battle. Thank you. And as it turns out, the two Techs were the twin older brothers of Prodman. Slaying infested scum thrives in the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stire1 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 *Applauses* He can tell his children the story where he killed Phorid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire_Ashes Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I shot him after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agullimux Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 This fellow has inspired me take Prova into infested invasion and use it with honor. Next time no carrier/kubrow, only tenno with Prova next to crewmen. Long live credits! May the next kubrow be named after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eksby Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Man, too bad no video! That would've made it even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22tankmaster Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Cough* "Profit numbs the feeling" cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenshuYuusha Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) "I give no f***s if you're a Tenno, Five-O, or a Hobo, you MINE!" Also I was actually in that game with the crewman, and I got footage, right here: http://youtu.be/KXOCzB35kFY?t=15s :v Edited July 23, 2014 by TenshuYuusha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 After his mighty battle, tales of Prod Man spread throughout the origin system. In response the Grineer created Lech Kril. Prod Man has yet to fail to meet his weekly quota of killing 10 Lech Kril clones a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adarazrad Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Fighting Phorid: Look at him go! He lives! And he moves on to the next kill! and now, the noble crewman going to his next heroic mission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrhat.lf Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Fighting Phorid: Look at him go! He lives! And he moves on to the next kill! And then he walked off into the sunset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grnchtrr Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) Here is a tip brother: Rename this prodman as "Legendary Epic Prodman" or "Lep." Then, place him in game as the hardest boss to kill. Make him a legendary boss in Pluto (Ambulas is lacking seriously) and make him an epic battle of 10 Tennos. Give him over 9000 armor, 9000 Shield (He is Corpus after all), and 9000 hp. Then have him be immune to projectile (only melee can kill him since he is badass like that) and have him yell out, "THINE WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST MY PROD" as a taunt, but when the spawn occurs, have him yell out, "CAPTAIN.. PROOOOOOOOOOODMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" and have him fly to random tennos 1 shotting them with his legendary prod. After the 100hr battle against him, 1 Tenno shall be left alive and, as a kicker, have him give the tenno a "Fake Death" to where she sheds a single tear and say, "For all those lost tenno to the phorid" and then have him stab himself with the prod and dancing like a lunatic. Yea, I would never love anything else again! Wot teh fak Edited August 21, 2014 by grnchtrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Bumping because I just fought Phorid alongside a Prod Crewman Eximus, the Crewman lived of course. Prodman confirmed to have been promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts