MechaTails Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 One of the biggest draws of this game is how you can immerse yourself in the space ninja culture thanks to its very realistic portrayal by the developers. I know for a fact that space ninjas can absolutely run on walls with ten ton hammers and wield them as if they were made of flaming marshmallows. You devs totally nailed that, kudos! But where you folks fall very short and into a pool of electrified acid is in the clothes design for the prisoners. Take a look at the sides of the prisoners, do you see that abortion of logic that threatens our otherwise perfect immersion into this bloody space opera? GODDAMN LACES!!! In a time where we're building railways across the galaxy, why do these primitive forms of lashing still exist! You know how easy it is for laces to come loose since im sure we've all unexpectedly tripped on our shoe laces once or twice or 3847 times,, it's only sane and rational to assume these space-conquering factions have found a better way to hold clothes together. What's going on here DE? Have they not invented velcro or snaps or magnets yet? What is this tripe you're so unashamedly shoveling down our eyeball gullets! Get your S#&$ together and fix this before the next space ninja game comes out and destroys you. Thank you. Sheesh! Make your voices heard, Tenno! What other interstellar non-sense have you had to put up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aishi Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) Title is read as "Opinions and why I dislike this game this thread is lame" Edited May 2, 2014 by Aishi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachles Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Laces? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7_Phantom Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Wait what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fatpig84 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Because it's Ninja's in Spess. No self respecting "RL" ninja wears a bloody scarf or syadana. Neither do they come with hoofs like our War Frames. So just let it be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 DOOOOOOOOOMED Seriously though. I lol'd. Didn't expect a thread complaining about the fact that Prisoner's suits have laces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seqan Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 This is a joke, right? A troll thread. I know it is because it seems like something I'd do. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinthir Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Make your voices heard, Tenno! What other interstellar non-sense have you had to put up with? #.003rd world gamer problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MoRockaPDX Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) GODDAMN LACES!!! I though it was a cool nostalgic element and nod to classic space opera. Its kinda hard to see but these pressure suits have lace up and down the arms and legs. Art by, Fred Freeman Edited May 2, 2014 by (PS4)MoRockaPDX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worira Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 They've also still got lotus symbols all up ons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 I though it was a cool nostalgic element and nod to classic space opera. Its kinda hard to see but these pressure suits have lace up and down the arms and legs. Art by, Fred Freeman Get that lacy filth out of here! How dare you contaminate our retinas with that irreverent cloth noodle pornography! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16Bitman Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 This is a joke, right? A troll thread. I know it is because it seems like something I'd do. XD There's a good diffrence between a joke thread and a troll thread. This is a joke thread. Things that "totally" break the immersion for me: 1. We're supposed to be Ninjas, we have a lot Japanese culture has, we even got Kois in our Dojos. But where are the cats? Japanese loooove cats(just like the rest of the world). Tenno would rather spend their time trying to clone them instead of Lama Dogs. 2. Why can I put the same type of ammunition that I use in my MK1-Braton in my Penta? Does the MK1 suck so much it turns grenades into peas? 3. Why am I not able to choose to be one of the "worker" Tenno? I'd like to spend 3 Days to put a Warframe together for 25000 Credits. 4. Why do we have extraction ships? Just put more research into upgrading the zorens and let us copter through space. 5. This is my 138 time on Xini, why are you even trying anymore? Just let us sit on the pod and don't waste countless lives and robots. 6. Why can we travel from the Void back to Mecury so fast? Why don't we have an option to spend an hour or two flying in our ships through the nothingness of space? 7. No Perma Death, we surrive anything, even if the mission fails, wut r u casul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Get that lacy filth out of here! How dare you contaminate our retinas with that irreverent cloth noodle pornography! It's quit possible that 'cloth noodle pornography' is the most entertaining thing I've seen someone get called out for in recent memory here in GD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) Seriously though. I lol'd. Didn't expect a thread complaining about the fact that Prisoner's suits have laces. And I didn't expect anyone to take it seriously, but apparently some people did xD 5. This is my 138 time on Xini, why are you even trying anymore? Just let us sit on the pod and don't waste countless lives and robots. I don't know why the Corpus didn't just give me the Banshee Helmet the 1000th time I was there looking for it, I think i wiped out half their troops and they're still like NO! YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE HELMET! NO NO NO NO NO! lol Edited May 2, 2014 by DarkTails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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