Agent_Maine Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 As the title says, you have to assassinate the person above you in the most creative way possible. Say something along the lines of "I assassinate you by doing ________." Post away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Drops large brick on Agent_Maines head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by shoving a duck toy down your mouth, choking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudyDev Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by faking Half-Life 3 being released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you with a ban bammer I stole from the Dev team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate myself my breaking the floor with the hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I assassinate pattonsguy by throwing glitter in your face, cutting open your stomach and shoving many stuffed animals into said stomach then stab you everywhere 10 times. Edited June 18, 2014 by Xicio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you bye accelerating your cells to the point that you spontaneously combust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by dropping a nuke on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you by throwing glitter in thy face, slap you with stone stuffed animals and proceed to stuff them down your throat choking you to death. Edited June 18, 2014 by Xicio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by forcing you to watch every dog death ever on film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrikaethan Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 i assassinate all those above me by removing the water entirely from your bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by hiring Ezio Auditore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you by putting you on a rotating wheel and pull a lever activating a swinging axe slowly lowering and cutting you into chunks of meat. (for cupcakes) Edited June 18, 2014 by Xicio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you with a lead pipe I found in the attic by grinding it up, mixing it in with a glass of water, and forcing you to drink it until the buildup of the harmful metal kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalimir Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate thee by drugging you, tying you up, skinning you alive, tossing some salt on your exposed flesh every once in a while, then giving you a sulfuric acid bath, leaving no trace of your existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by summoning UnicornFrame to rip you apart with its "Horn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by carving a nice big smile... on your neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightNeet Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by using avalanche in combination with world on fire so you will freeze and then proceed to melt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xico.xide Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Since Im on my last revive. I assassinate the person above me by chaining them to a steel pole, strip them down to their underwear, then activate my cannon that fires radioactive glitter and plushies into them. Edited June 18, 2014 by Xicio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachles Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Wow. *immune to every assassination attempt ever, though* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you by me being the OP and getting through logic. Edited June 18, 2014 by Agent_Maine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate Xicio by combining glitter glue, argon crystals, and duck tape in a pot of hot lava to make a SwagorillaFrame appear and beat the crap out of you... With the crap it beats out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiddlyMcGee Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 i assassinated the person above me by doing something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I assassinate you by... LOOK (Pointing my fingers up) LOKI PRIME HELM! -Stabs you in the vital organ multiple times with a fang prime- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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