Arlayn Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 So based on the new Darvo Deal. https://warframe.com/news/darvos-deal-atterax "So Tenno, word has it you’ve been working with a certain Baro’ Ki Teer? What? The name doesn’t ring a bell? He had you searching all over for Cryotic. I guess maybe he wouldn’t tell you his name — he does that. He thinks it makes him seem mysterious — it doesn’t. Plenty of people know his name. Either way, I hope he lived up to his end of the bargain. Not everyone is as trustworthy as your friend Darvo. Wait, did someone say bargain? I did! Here we go. For one day only, the Atterax is half price. Use this bladed motorized whip to give the Grineer a taste of their own medicine. Or, if you’re like me, you might find it handy for snaking out the plumbing in your ship. It’s up to you." -Darvo So apparently he uses the Atterax... to do his plumbing... WHAT!? wait... what? How friggin huge is the toilets? What is Darvo doing to the toilets that requires an Atterax to be used for plumbing!? Is he going to space Ninja Taco Bell, and having the Rhino Prime Supreme Burrito and destroying the Toilet with the most unheard of bathroom break in the history of Warframe!? SERIOUSLY... An Atterax... in the plumbing? Snaking? Seriously what is Darvo doing on his ship that requires a bladed chainsaw whip to go in there, and clean it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Plumbing =/= Toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) Isn't Vauban already the trainface-plumber? Ona side not baro ki ter confrirmed eemehgerd i thought it was derf that employed us for cryotic? Edited October 10, 2014 by Somedude1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 So apparently he uses the Atterax... to do his plumbing... WHAT!? wait... what? How friggin huge is the toilets? What is Darvo doing to the toilets that requires an Atterax to be used for plumbing!? Is he going to space Ninja Taco Bell, and having the Rhino Prime Supreme Burrito and destroying the Toilet with the most unheard of bathroom break in the history of Warframe!? SERIOUSLY... An Atterax... in the plumbing? Snaking? Seriously what is Darvo doing on his ship that requires a bladed chainsaw whip to go in there, and clean it out? Some pipes are pretty thick, especially toilet ones. Also, toilets can get clogged with simply an excess of toilet paper. And believe me, if you have nothing else and you really need to use that clogged toilet, an Atterax is a perfectly fine instrument for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Isn't Vauban already the trainface-plumber? Impossible, he's french, and Tenno don't poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neah Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Tenno poop. It's where Warframes get their energy from. #themoreyouknow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Folkeye Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) Impossible, he's french, and Tenno don't poop. Maybe YOURs don't. You know how many times the invisible #2 is left behind as a joke by Loki? Or that SBD that Ash has mastered..... Just give those two some space. Edited October 10, 2014 by (PS4)Folkeye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 What I like the most is DE filling in the lore gap of Baro Ki'Teer's name suddenly showing up out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvorax Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) now that is a S#&$ty deal XD (keeping inline with the OP's thread title)....but i all honesty one of the more pointless deals...its to odamn easy to craft the atterax for free...and its only 23 plat for a potato + 2 wep slots, Edited October 10, 2014 by xcynderx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brimir Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I'm pretty sure they meant to imply using it on a clogged drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 It's where Warframes get their energy from. #themoreyouknow i can imagine it "nekros what are you doing!" "i need to get my energy up!" -fart noise- "im good now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RugerMK1 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 This would explain the name of the new Atterax combo; Smashing Feces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 This would explain the name of the new Atterax combo; Smashing Feces. Maybe Darvo made that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERElektro Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 wut? I thought Derf Anyo had us searching for Cryotic?! Interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PookieNumnums Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 now that is a S#&$ty deal XD (keeping inline with the OP's thread title)....but i all honesty one of the more pointless deals...its to odamn easy to craft the atterax for free...and its only 23 plat for a potato + 2 wep slots, 32 Plat and roots are known to find their way into pipes.. wonder if void vines do the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 What I like the most is DE filling in the lore gap of Baro Ki'Teer's name suddenly showing up out of nowhere. it seems DE's style of revealing lore is to show bits of it every now and then and in the process make us feel like we co-exist with the tenno time line...as if our time line is at the same rate as the warframe universe........i make no sense do I T^T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 32 Plat and roots are known to find their way into pipes.. wonder if void vines do the same thing how would roots grow anywhere aboard a corpus ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoyv Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 ...i'm sorry but all i think about when davo mentions using it as a pipe cleaner is jaboody dubs "having some pipe trouble tenno? time to break out the turbo snake" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 11, 2014 Author Share Posted October 11, 2014 ...i'm sorry but all i think about when davo mentions using it as a pipe cleaner is jaboody dubs "having some pipe trouble tenno? time to break out the turbo snake" Infomercials! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Infomercials! :D RIP Billy Mays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetAedeagus Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I need the Atterax to clean out excess unwanted Kubrow goop in my Liset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizarreFetalChimpanzee Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Well, considering what I did to my own toilet earlier this week, an Atterax would've been a god-send... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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