Kazzevas Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I knew it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidaku Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Oh god What happens if you give him a prova vandal? o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu147 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) This is why I love DE. Edit: That moment when you realise John Prodman is to the Corpus Crewmen what Hayden Tenno is to the Tenno. Papa-John Theory confirmed? Edited November 8, 2014 by Tengu147 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-MuiJlism- Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 GOD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jammo- Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) "I don't believe in him, legend; just Corpus indoctrination." -Jamblls Edited November 8, 2014 by Jamblls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Strifedecer Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Make this guy the assassin for the Sequence. And watch it rise in popularity. No one crosses Prova's with the Prodman. No one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delines Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 You shouldn't really post any $&*&*#(%& le epic memes in the "news" section. 01.04 is clearly NOT today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anti_tank Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 The new J3 Golem boss was supposed to be released with update 15, but when golem heard about prodman, he disappeared from the Dev's system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fundance Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I say old chap! I may have encountered this 'Mr. Prodman' on one of my jolly hunting trips with the O.P.T.I.C.O.R. (Original Perfectly Tactical Institute of Corpus Outdoor Recreations) fellows the other day. We were en route to track the ever elusive Phorid, you see, and our troupe of trained hunting Hyenas just so happened to break down. A jolly issue, as one knows! So to pass the time I left the caravan and began scouting the wildlife, walking gleefully amongst the Infested under the protective shroud of my Void walk, when what should I stumble across? None other than a particularly large and impressive Corpus warrior wielding a simple Prova fending off two Infested ancients almost entirely on his own! Of course, being the right gent that I am, I popped into the 'peasante' dimension, preparing to assist that strapping fellow...I mean, it would have been a trivial show of decorum really, but as I approached, the lunatic held up his hand to halt me and continued battering away at the two beasts with reckless abandon! I stood back and watched as one of our malfunctioning Moahs ran up and attempted to attack the ancients, distracting them momentarily but ultimately falling as the Disruptor sapped its shields and tore into its frail, budget-built mainframe like a toddler with a shopping list. The crewman, engulfed in a blazing aura of masculine energy, continued his rousing display of heroism. Without any intervention from myself, he proceeded to batter both monstrosities down, inflicting vicious slash damage to bleed them dry, in spite of the healer's pulses. The Disruptor fell first, and the healer was soon to follow...and yet the fellow stood tall, my life force sensors telling me that he still had more than a quarter of his stamina intact! I rose from my seat and spat out my coffee. "Good sir! Just who are you?" was my immediate question, perhaps a little brusque in hindsight. He turned and regarded me with a look, and I swear through that unfashionable boxhead helmet, I could see stern tears in his eyes, and an expression solid as the facade of a cliff face. "GETTA DE PUCHII" he said, or something along those lines, I don't bloody understand a thing the Corpus say anyway, but it was deeply moving nonetheless. He marched off down the hallway, leaving my mutated Tenno heart inspired and softened. Perhaps there is more we can learn from the Corpus than we may realize. Well, with that said, onwards! We have a Phorid to slay, and then tea and crumpets with Alad V. He better not have bought the cheap brands this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genoscythe Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Hes the mix of spongebob squarepants, a jedi-knight and corpus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuari Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I say old chap! I may have encountered this 'Mr. Prodman' on one of my jolly hunting trips with the O.P.T.I.C.O.R. (Original Perfectly Tactical Institute of Corpus Outdoor Recreations) fellows the other day. We were en route to track the ever elusive Phorid, you see, and our troupe of trained hunting Hyenas just so happened to break down. A jolly issue, as one knows! So to pass the time I left the caravan and began scouting the wildlife, walking gleefully amongst the Infested under the protective shroud of my Void walk, when what should I stumble across? None other than a particularly large and impressive Corpus warrior wielding a simple Prova fending off two Infested ancients almost entirely on his own! Of course, being the right gent that I am, I popped into the 'peasante' dimension, preparing to assist that strapping fellow...I mean, it would have been a trivial show of decorum really, but as I approached, the lunatic held up his hand to halt me and continued battering away at the two beasts with reckless abandon! I stood back and watched as one of our malfunctioning Moahs ran up and attempted to attack the ancients, distracting them momentarily but ultimately falling as the Disruptor sapped its shields and tore into its frail, budget-built mainframe like a toddler with a shopping list. The crewman, engulfed in a blazing aura of masculine energy, continued his rousing display of heroism. Without any intervention from myself, he proceeded to batter both monstrosities down, inflicting vicious slash damage to bleed them dry, in spite of the healer's pulses. The Disruptor fell first, and the healer was soon to follow...and yet the fellow stood tall, my life force sensors telling me that he still had more than a quarter of his stamina intact! I rose from my seat and spat out my coffee. "Good sir! Just who are you?" was my immediate question, perhaps a little brusque in hindsight. He turned and regarded me with a look, and I swear through that unfashionable boxhead helmet, I could see stern tears in his eyes, and an expression solid as the facade of a cliff face. "GETTA DE PUCHII" he said, or something along those lines, I don't bloody understand a thing the Corpus say anyway, but it was deeply moving nonetheless. He marched off down the hallway, leaving my mutated Tenno heart inspired and softened. Perhaps there is more we can learn from the Corpus than we may realize. Well, with that said, onwards! We have a Phorid to slay, and then tea and crumpets with Alad V. He better not have bought the cheap brands this time. The only thing that could have possibly made this better...was a close up and a screenshot of you standing next to him with a mustache on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Very well written indeed! +1 to you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) A short ballad inspired by this remarkable fellow: There is a Corpus legend told On Gaia, Dione, Heiracon; Of valiant warrior, swift and bold; His name to us mere mortals: John. It is his prod, the legend says The Stalker fears above all else. Leekter's crushing blows it stays; Sargas Ruk's armour it melts. His eye, unflinching, watches all For mortal souls in dire need; To save us from unrighteous fall Fearless, God-like, in word & deed. Take heed, keep watch, for he keeps host On Gaia, Dione, Heiracon; Appearing when we need him most The legend of the prodman: John. Edited November 10, 2014 by Dualice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arunafeltz Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 HE LIVES! John Prodman: He is isn't the hero we asked for, he's the hero we needed. Wow. He's surrounding them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quatrez Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Wow. John the Prodman sound like Chuck Norris of Warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---RNGesus--- Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Okay! 1st comes the evidence (Screenshot) Saw this guy going toe to toe while doing phroid runs today on solo. I have some questions concerning this. Q1. Is "John Prodman" a name given to this guy by fans/players? Q2. Is this guy "John Prodman"? He was the only prod crewman in the map and spawned just before phroid spawned.... soooo! Rest of the explanations are up to you experts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) Okay! 1st comes the evidence (Screenshot) Saw this guy going toe to toe while doing phroid runs today on solo. I have some questions concerning this. Q1. Is "John Prodman" a name given to this guy by fans/players? Q2. Is this guy "John Prodman"? He was the only prod crewman in the map and spawned just before phroid spawned.... soooo! Rest of the explanations are up to you experts... Definitely John Prodman. *thumbs up* Good catch. Edited November 8, 2014 by Dexaldem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGforDINNER Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Okay! 1st comes the evidence (Screenshot) Saw this guy going toe to toe while doing phroid runs today on solo. I have some questions concerning this. Q1. Is "John Prodman" a name given to this guy by fans/players? Q2. Is this guy "John Prodman"? He was the only prod crewman in the map and spawned just before phroid spawned.... soooo! Rest of the explanations are up to you experts... Q1 did he survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Q1 did he survive? An excellent point. DID he survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGforDINNER Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 because if he did not survive then he is not John prodman but hes an imposter and should be forgotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERElektro Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 John Prodman vs Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---RNGesus--- Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Q1 did he survive? Yes! He survived and went after this one too .......... this one guy....fearless to be exact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damuranashi Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I hope DE put john prodman in as a easter egg, who could appear in missions by a tiny percent possiblity and would be as powerful as a boss. That would be hilarious. Have him like the G3 where the lotus tells you to run to extraction. Or even better, instead of running away from him, Lotus wants you to get an autograph from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leland_Gaunt Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This is just awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnluckiestSquid Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 *Sniff, sniff* Do I smell a possible event (or tactical alert)? DE plz. Plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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