New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[OrbitaIStrike]

Original Composition: We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Lyrics Link: http://www.carols.org.uk/we_wish_you_a_merry_christmas.htm

 

 

Merry Mission

 

We wish you a merry mission;

We wish you a merry mission;

We wish you a merry mission and lots of really good loot.

Good blueprints we bring, to you from Oro-kin;

Good blueprints for Christmas and lots of really good loot.

 

Oh, please drop a very rare mod;

Oh, please drop a very rare mod;

Oh, please drop a very rare mod and a Frost Prime Blueprint.

We won’t leave until we get some;

We won’t leave until we get some;

We won’t leave until we get some, so you should drop them right now.

 

We wish you a merry mission;

We wish you a merry mission;

We wish you a merry mission and some really good loot.

Edited December 6, 2014 by OrbitaIStrike

[ElTaka]

Original: Good King Wenceslas

http://www.carols.org.uk/good_king_wenceslas.htm

 

Good Prime Warframe Frost

 

Good Prime Warframe Frost looked out

On the Defence mission.

With his snow-globe round about

The cryo-pod in question.

Brightly shone his prey that night

Because the Frost was cruel.

When a Corpus came in sight

He instantly turned cool.

 

 

 

 

[FreshShockwave]

Oh, little preserved Wa-ar-frames,

how still we see thee lie,

above the Orokin and endless Void,

the silent stars go by,

yet in the dark hubs shineth,

the everlasting light,

the primes and not,

are met in thee tonight.

 

For Lo-tus is born of Hayden,

And gathered all above,

While warframes sleep, the Arbiters keep,

There watch of wondering love

O morning Li-sets to-gether

Proclaim Or-dis-es birth.

Annd praises sing to-o Geoff and Steve

And peace to excessive nerfs.

 

How eaisly how eaisly,

the wreath sigil is obtaiiined,

So Steve imparts his demonic heart,

and begins to "bless" all of the good guns,

no-one knows why or when it's coming,

but in this world of Warframe,

where meek souls will recieve him still,

the dear Lotus enters in.

 

O holy Lotus of War-arframe,

Descend to us we say!

We cast our voice and enter in,

We want Soma Prime to-day,

We hear the dataminers new leaked files,

The cheeky skrubs a-tell,

O come to us, abide to us,

Our lord pink-shorted Steve.

 

Original was O little town of Bethlehem.

http://www.carols.org.uk/o_little_town_of_bethlehem.htm

[Kastox_Kazami]

Joy to the world- Corpus version

 

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3cfr6U4g3g 

 

Joy to the world! The Tenno have come
Let Alad receive his prize!
Let every heart prepare them room
And stars and buyers sing
And stars and buyers sing
And stars, and stars and buyers sing

 

Joy to the world! the Corpus reigns
Let men their songs employ
While comets and moons
stars, rocks and ships
Repeat the profiting joy
Repeat the profiting joy
Repeat, repeat the profiting joy

 

No more let costs of components grow
Nor Infested rule the planets
We comes to make
Our Profits grow
Far as our scouts can search
Far as our scouts can search
Far as, far as our scouts can search

 

We'll rule the system with truth and grace
And makes the system see
The glories of our control
And wonders of our market
And wonders of our market
And wonders and wonders of our market

Edited December 9, 2014 by BladeHunter51

[Zeus154]

Frosty the Warframe, a Parody of Hope you enjoy.

 

Frosty the Warframe, was a happy farming soul,
With a Snow Globe and an Avalanche, and a headdress made out of gold.

Frosty the Warframe, is a legend that they say.
He was really slow, but the Tenno know he came to defense that day.

There must have been some magic in the cryopods they found

For when they got too close to them, he began to snow globe around!

Oh, Frosty the Warframe, was alive as he could be;
and the Tenno say he could laugh and play,
just the same as you and me.

Frosty the Warframe, knew the grind was long that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll grind it out, before we go away."

Down to the spawn rooms, with a Grinlok in his hands,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Farm primes if you can."

He led them down the streets of town, to the crowd-controlling cop

and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

Frosty the Warframe, had got his part along the way,
he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back recruiting some day."

 

Good luck and have fun everyone!

[The_Promethean]

Frosty the Warframe (Chorus)

Frost is a Warframe
Made by the Orokin
He was build on a guy and spent all night, to fight enemies within

Frost is a weapon
To fight the sentients
But soon he won and it was dawn, he slept and it was constant

Because he was already
In a cryopod asleep
And when he woke up, didn't know what is up, or how he got so deep

He is now already so old
Because he lived so long
He still looks young, and out of tongues, but who cares, hes always cold.

[gavinbryce98]

                                                              

Submitted by: Gavinbryce98

 

                                                                       "All the Tennos are coming to town"

                                                                                             Title

                 

                                                                                          So you better watch out,

                                                                      you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling

                                                                      you why, all the Tennos are coming to town. They're

                                                                      buying some things, even if it is high price, they're checking

                                                                      you out if your naughty or nice, All the Tennos are coming to town

                                                                      they know if you are sleeping, they'll kill you if your awake

                                                                      they know if you are bad or good so be good so be good before 

                                                                      its to late! So you better watch out, you better not cry, you better

                                                                      not pout i'm telling you why all the Tennos are coming to town!

[-Dramacydal-]

Deck the Halls

 

Deck the halls with heads of corpus,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
Tis' the season to be Tenno,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.

Troll on the  ancient Infested,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
Master Rank 18,I'm time Tested,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.

See the blazing Frame before us,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
Strike the weapon and join the Bullet chorus,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.

Follow me in finding treasue
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
While I kill Grineer they do not measure,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.

Fast away this Tenno passes,
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
Hail the new Dawn, while enemies time passes
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
Join me Tenno all of us together
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
Cleansing this universe is our endeavour
rat ta ta tat rat ta ta tat.
 

Edited December 6, 2014 by AMW58

[Auriel001]

Original song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYa2epnTdo

 

Kubrow Egg

 

Dashing through the void

in a tenno made ship

over planets we go

smashing all grineer

clashing swords you hear

making corpus dead

what a fun it is to fight and kill

cap'n Vor tonight.

 

Kubrow egg,kubrow egg

kubrow's on the way

oh,what fun it is to hatch

in a tenno made ship,

kubrow egg, kubrow egg

kubrow's on the way

oh what fun it is to hatch

in a tenno made ship.

 

A day or two ago

i thought i'd go relax

and soon mean Sargas Ruk

starts digging artifacts

skana was sharp and clean

ready for his head

ordis failed to start the ship

and now we are stuck.

 

Kubrow egg,kubrow egg

kubrow's on the way

oh,what fun it is to hatch

in a tenno made ship,

kubrow egg, kubrow egg

kubrow's on the way

oh what fun it is to hatch

in a tenno made ship.

Edited December 6, 2014 by Auriel001

[Wakkolot]

Merry Christmas all! And to celebrate the coming of Nova Prime...I present, Away in a Manger Prime!

 

 

Away in Corpus Defense,
No slots for Her guns
The little Dame Nova

Laid down Her sweet buns

Null stars in the bright sky
Circled round where She stay
The little Dame Nova
Waiting for battle pay

The kubrows are lowing
The poor Tenno aches
But little Dame Nova
No damage She takes

I love Thee, Dame Nova
M-Prime keeps us alive
And stay by my side,
'Til the counter says five.

Be near me, Dame Nova,
Do not extract just yet
Spam AMD forever
Disconnected I bet

Bless all the dear Tenno

In Trinity's care
And take us to extraction

To live with Ordis there

 

- Wakkolot

[Mowgin]

Everyone stops and runs out of energy

Blessing and Link are gone as you can see

I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on christmas eve is as plain as it can be!

 

All i want for Christmas

Is my En-er-gy

my En-er-gy

2 for En-er-gy!

 

Gee, if i could only

have my en-er-gy

then i could wish you

"merry christmas"

it seems so long since i could say

"Sister Trinny vamping on a cryo"

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

if i could give en-er-gy

 

All i want for Christmas

Is my En-er-gy

my En-er-gy

2 for En-er-gy!

 

Gee, if i could only

have my en-er-gy

then i could wish you

"merry christmas"

 

http://www.carols.org.uk/all_i_want_for_christmas_is_my_two_front_teeth.htm

[(PSN)Merrowing]

Original: I Saw Three Ships ( http://www.carols.org.uk/i_saw_three_ships.htm )

 

I Saw Four Lisets

 

I saw four Lisets flying in,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
I saw four Lisets flying in,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

And who flew in the Lisets four?
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And who flew in the Lisets four?
    On Christmas day in the morning.

The Tenno: Ash, Nyx, Frost, Rhino
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
The Tenno: Ash, Nyx, Frost, Rhino,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

And why did come the Tenno four?
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And why did come the Tenno four?
    On Christmas day in the morning.

Oh, to give the RNG a spin,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
Oh, to give the RNG a spin,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the Grineer Skuum shall flee,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And all the Grineer Skuum shall flee,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

And all Infested run on sight,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And all Infested run on sight,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

And all the Corpus Crewmen fall,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
And all the Corpus Crewmen fall,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

Then "Good work Tenno" shall Lotus say,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day,
Then "Good work Tenno" shall Lotus say,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

[GunDownGrace]

this is my first post,ever on the forums,though i have been looking for awhile,anywho,without further ado,here is my song

 

walking on a solar rail

 

inspired by "winter wonderland" by "bing crosby" (sidenote,spire is also another word for tower)

 

link to lyrics of original: http://www.metrolyrics.com/winter-wonderland-lyrics-bing-crosby.html

 

(just copy and paste the link if the clickable didnt show up)

 

 

my version:

 

 

Alarm bells ring,are you listening

on the rail,lights are glistening

a Beautiful fight,we're dug in tonight

walking on a solar rail

 

Gone away is the old clan

here to stay is the new clan

they sing a victory song as we go along

walking on a solar rail

 

 

in the blueprint we can build a turret

then pretend that he is recruiter brown

he'll say "are you in a clan?" we'll say "no man"

but you can do the job when your in the hub

 

later on we'll conspire

as we dream by the spire

to face unafraid,the alliances we've made

walking on a solar rail

 

 

Over the ground lies a mantle of might

A heaven of platinum in the reactor`s light

 

later on we'll conspire

as we dream sittin' by the spire

to face unafraid,the alliances we've made

walking on a solar rail

 

alarm bells ring,are you listening

on the rail,lights are glistening

a beautiful fight,we're dug in tonight

walking on a solar rail

walking,walking on a solar rail

 

[DebSteppery]

Silent night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T4WB2zfmps 

 

Silent Huras, Holy Oberon

All is calm, All is hallowed

Round yon Lotus, Grineer and Corpus

Holy Oberon, Healer and Tank

Smiiiite in Teeenno Spaaace

Smiiiite in Tenno spcae

 

 

Silent Loki, Trickster Mirage

Son Of Odin, Prisms pure light

Radiant beams from Radial Disarm

With the dawn of archwings flight

Faaaarrm for looki prime parts

Faarm for looki prime parts

 

 

Silent Ash, Invincible Rhino

Grineer quake, at his sight

Shurikens stream from Ashes belt

Sqaud hosts sing hallelujah

Laaasted for an hoooouuuur

Laaasted for an hoouur

[Seib-MoZ]

"Silent ship, Quiet raid

All is calm, All is dead
Round yon, Leekter, Shik Tal and Vem
Holy %^&$ why did it have to be them
Sleep in temporary stasis
Sleep in temporary stasis"

 

[fridayg16]

Jingle bells, Corpus smells, Tenno's all the way

Salad V has a new army, and they're all mutant freaks, Hay!

Jingle bells, Grineer growls, Tenno's all the way

The Syndicates has they're own cool base, and mesa coming in Hay!

[MrLordThief]

Tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqJDhenDL-E

 

[Frosty The Warframe] 

 

Frosty the Warframe, was a buff and tanky frame.

With a long great horn and white colour scheme, and two eyes made of crabs.

 

Frosty the Warframe, is from the void, they say.

He was made of snow, but DE knows he will be primed one day.

 

There must have been some energy in that helmet they found,

For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!

 

Oh Frosty the Warframe, was alive as he could be;

and the players say he could tank and slay 

just as the same as you and me.

 

Thumpity thump thump

thumpity thump thump

Look at Frosty slay!

 

Thumpity thump thump

thumpity thump thump

Over the hills of ice.

 

Frosty the Warframe, saw Ember Prime that day 

So he said Let's run and we'll slay some mobs now before i get nerf again.

 

Down to the Corpus, with a Boltor in his hand.

Walkin' here and there all around the map sayin' kill me if you can.

 

He led them down the path of pain

Right to the Rhino Prime, He only paused a moment when he heard him Rhino stomp!

 

Frosty the Warframe had to hurry on his way,

So he slayed the last sayin' don't you cry i'll be back again someday.

Edited December 6, 2014 by MrLordThief

[Animus_900]

  White Christmas

 

I'm dreaming in my new Liset

Not the old ones they used show.

where the market glistens and Kubrows listen

to hear Hikous you just thrown.

 

I'm dreaming on the Ice Tileset

with every corpus crew I strike.

May your shots be accurate and right

And may all your Drops be delight.

 

May all missions be cleared on time

And on Events the Tennos unite.

[JohnnyMeta]

 

 

Frost, Frost Noel  

 

Cascabel, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ree0CmU00r8 

 

 

Ha llegado Tenno ya

Kubrow alegre, el está

Celebrando en el Clan Luna

Por que llegó, Navidad.

 

Ha llegado Tenno ya

Kubrow alegre, el está

Celebrando en el Clan Luna

Por que llegó, Navidad.

 

Frost, Frost Noel,

Frost, Frost Noel,

Viene Frost, Frost Noel

Aunque temos en lejania

Nos une la Liset.  HEY

 

Frost, Frost Noel,

Frost, Frost Noel,

Viene Frost, Frost Noel

Aunque temos en lejania

Nos une la Liset.  

 

Han Llegado ya Los Primes

Los Tenno alegren están

Celebrando en el Clan Luna

Por que llegó, Navidad.

 

Han Llegado ya Los Primes

Los Tenno alegren están

Celebrando en el Clan Luna

Por que llegó, Navidad.

 

Frost, Frost Noel,

Frost, Frost Noel,

Viene Frost, Frost Noel

Aunque temos en lejania

Nos une la Liset.  HEY

 

Frost, Frost Noel,

Frost, Frost Noel,

Viene Frost, Frost Noel

Aunque temos en lejania

Nos une la Liset.  

 

Edited December 6, 2014 by JohnnyMeta

[Canti]

Link to song: 

Link to lyrics used/edited: http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/herecomes.html

 

Here comes stalker!

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes stalker,

attacking your weak frame

Hate, despair and his hellish dread

Crushing your last game

Corpus laughin', Grineer pointin'

leaving nothing but fright

Kiss your kubrow and say your prayers

'Cause Stalker comes tonight!

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes stalker,

attacking your weak frame

You got a bounty on your head

and hes come to keep you tame

watch as the lights flicker and dim,

Oh what a dreadful sight

So run, run as fast as you can

'Cause Stalker comes tonight!

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes stalker,

attacking your weak frame

He doesn't care if you're rich or poor

He’ll SHREK(T) you just the same

Stalker knows just where you are

his smoke makes your chest go tight

So fill your eyes with frightful tears

'Cause Stalker comes tonight!

 

Here comes Stalker, here comes stalker,

attacking your weak frame

He'll come around when the lights flash out

you got no one but yourself to blame

that day you shot Salad’s face in

as you tried with all your might

So always remember to pack some revives

'Cause Stalker comes tonight!

 

cuz everyone knows that feel when you are farming your weak frame

Edited December 6, 2014 by Canti

[Inversus]

Vo-or the Voidman, was a mad corrupted soul,
With an energy waist and a frowning face, and his buttocks isn't whole.

Vo-or the Voidman, is a Ca-ptain, they say.
Buried deep in snow, is his ego, he fai-led his queens.

There must have been some magic in that old key he found,

For when he held it in his hand, he began to kill tenno!

Oh, Vo-or, the Voidman, was alive as he could be;
and the Grineer say he could kill and slay,
just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Vo-or go.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the bodies of tenno.

Vo-or the Voidman, knew the tenno were around that day,
so he said, "Hu see gar, you tenno scum, now here's your christmas cheer."

 

Down to the void, with a janus key in his hand,
Teleporting here and there, all around the ship,
sayin', "Catch me if you can."

He led them through the void space, right to the dojo's tree;

and only paused a moment then, he reduced it to slop.

For Vo-or, the Voidman, had to hurry on his way,
But he rose his key, sayin' "I can't die, I'll kill you all some day."

______________________________________________
Song link:

Edit: Messed up the pasting

Edited December 6, 2014 by Inversus

[Max_Watson]

Finally finished farming Mesa

 

to the tune of

Gramma Got Ran over by a reindeer

http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/grandma.html

 

 

Finally finished farmning Mesa
After a long grind o n Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Ordis we believe
 
It all started with a quest now
Alad is crazy and he's back
So we searched for patient zero  
and hit him hard a full blown out attack
 
Now we have the Alad blueprint
Chasing infested we do go  
will we find them on eris  
or to a snowy world will we go  
 
Finally finished farmning Mesa
After a long grind on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Ordis we believe
 
So we finally got a chasis  
and a dozen helms or more  
but when looking for the systems
is when our spirit really hit the floor  
 
We were begging in the trade room
please just sell one more choords
having found the two parts   
all we need to do is find one more  
 
Finally finished farmning Mesa
After a long grind on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Ordis we believe
 
We were running low on platinum  
and were selling all our stuff  
and checking navigation  
wondering was this grind just too tough
 
finally bought a one from a tenno
and his name was Saint Nick
a volt with some venkas
and Santa's claws the were so very slick
 
Finally finished farmning Mesa
After a long grind o n Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Ordis we believe
 
When we finnaly killed that scroundell
we thought once again "oh well"
but you should have seen the smiles
as Systems Blueprint was ours as well  
 
 
Finally finished farmning Mesa
After a long grind o n Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Ordis we believe
 

[Micro.Cat]

its the most WONDERFUL TIME of the year:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/harryconnickjr/itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear.html

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year

With the tenno all calling

And the Lotus telling you "BE OF GOOD CHEER"

It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap - happiest season of all

With those corpus greetings and grineer agreeing

The tenno come calling

It's the hap - happiest season of all

 

There'll be parties for hosting

Infested for roasting

And caroling out in the snooooow

There'll be scary tenno stories

and the tales of the glories

from tenno not long agooo

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be much archwing'in

And tenno will be glowing

When others are near

It's the most wonderful time of the year

 

There'll be parties for hosting

Infested for roasting

And caroling out in the snooooow

There'll be scary tenno stories

and the tales of the glories

from tenno not long agooo

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be much archwing'in

And tenno will be glowing

When others are near

It's the most wonderful time

It's the most wonderful time

It's the most WONDERFUL TIME of the year

Edited December 6, 2014 by THE-Micro-Cat

[Isoldryn]

Original "Away in a Manger"-

 

Away in a Liset

 

Away in a spaceship,

No slot for His rifle

The little Lord Rhino

Laid down His sweet Boltor

 

The stars in the bright sky

Looked down where He lay

The little Lord Rhino

Asleep on the ship

 

The Corpus are lowing

The poor Vay-Hek awakes

But little Lord Rhino

No shots He makes

 

I love Thee, Lord Rhino

Look down from the sky

And stay by my side,

'Til Stalker is nigh.

 

Revive me, Lord Rhino,

I ask Thee to stay

Close by me forever

And revive me I pray

 

Bless all the dear Tenno

In Thy tender care

And take us to Lotus

To shoot with Thee there

 

Email: skyfahd@gmail.com (Just in Case)

[-CM-BlackCrusader]

Prime Jingle

 

Slash Dashing Excalibur
through all infested here
With Kubrow of green fur,
Laughing all the way!
Blind all for a while,
making everything bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaughtering song tonight
 

(CHORUS)
Oh, Latron Prime, Paris prime
Prime weapons all the way
Oh, what fun it is to shoot
All of these Grineer
Boar prime, Braton prime
Prime weapons all the way
Oh, what fun it is to shoot
All of infested

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Valkyre
Was seated by my side;
The Liset was green and black
Fortune seemed her lot
We got into a Derelict,
And then we got upsot.
 

CHORUS X2

Now the ground is infested
Start it while we're young
I think we all rested
Let’s start the slaughtering song
Just get a Kubrow here
with a Scavange mod
Incite him to open all cabinets there
And crack! Profit on the spot

CHORUS X1

 

Original song:

Edited December 6, 2014 by BlackCrusaderX