DE_Adam Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 As we huddle around the Dojo fireplace, sipping warm Greedy Milk, we start to feel a little festive spirit rising! This joyous month isn’t befitting without some tunes to wake up our Solar System in celebration. Dust off the old caroling books and swap it for a Warframe melody! How to enter: Rewrite a classic holiday carol/song and post it in this thread for judging. Need an example? Dashing through the snow In a one-Kubrow open sleigh O’er the Corpus Outpost we go Headshooting all the way http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/ Rules: One submission per user. Original song must be related to the holiday season. The entire song doesn’t need to be rewritten. You can pick parts of the song (chorus, hook, intro, etc) to rewrite. Please also include a link to the original holiday song. Rewritten lyrics must be Warframe related and appropriate for the Forums. Rewritten lyrics can be in your native language. Do NOT reserve posts in this thread. Prizes: Winners will be selected based on creativity and ability to stay within the festive theme. Top 3 winners will win 1000 Platinum each, AND have their tune sung by your Prime Time hosts! This contest starts December 5th until December 11th at 1 PM EST! Let’s get in the festive mood, Tenno! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 [size=5]Do You Hear What I Hear?[/size] Original tune: Said the deep void to the little kubrow, Do you see what I see? Way out into space, little kubrow, Do you see what I see? Archwings, archwings, dancing through the night, With thrusters as bright as Smite With thrusters as bright as Smite Said the little kubrow to the Tenno boy, Do hear what I hear? Ringing through the system, Tenno boy, Do hear what I hear? A voice, a voice, from your inbox message, Your actions have consequences Your actions have consequences Said the Tenno boy to mighty Lotus, Do you know what I know? In your Relay sector, mighty Lotus, Do you know what I know? Vay Hek, Vay Hek, cowers in the jungle, If we attack now he’s sure to crumble If we attack now he’s sure to crumble Said the Lotus to the Tenno everywhere, Listen to what I say, Seek the balance, Tenno everywhere! Listen to what I say, A target, a target, intel from our scouts, You’ve located Hek, now take him out You’ve located Hek, now take him out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 This will be extremely interesting to watch :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftPotato12 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Ooooh. I just might have to try this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBones Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 A TENNO CHRISTMAS SONG (Roasted Vor-Nuts) To the music of A Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting) Infested roasting in an Ignis fireKubrows tearing at their noseHateful Beeps being sung by a MoaAnd Vor under Yuikami’s toesEverybody knows an Edgelord and that Hippy ChickHelp to screw your stealth run up.Infested flesh with their eyes all aglowAre massing ahead to beat you up.They know the Stalker is on his wayHe's loaded lots hate and dread ammo to slayAnd every TENNO SKOOM is gonna tryTo get that little, stinkin’ SOB to die.And so I'm offering this simple tradeTo mastery ranks over two;Although it's been said many times, many wayyyyyysssIt’s the Grineer! Hop to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FrostByte- Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 ima love this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Climaxstriker Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) http://www.metrolyrics.com/12-days-of-christmas-lyrics-christmas-song.html 12 days of Tenno Christmas On the 12th day of christmas Lotus gave to me: 12 packs of void keys 11 augment mods 10 event emblems 9 stance mods 8 arcane helmets 7 prime weapons 6 bags of forma 5 potatoes 4 Lotus kubrows 3 stalker weapons 2 prime warframes and a gallon of greedy milk!!! Edited December 5, 2014 by Climaxstriker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 A TENNO CHRISTMAS SONG (Roasted Vor-Nuts) -snip- This right here is epic^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zareek Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Rudolph the red nosed reindeer: You know Banshee and Ember and Limbo and hydroid, mesa and Lotus and Kickbot and Skree the tall! But do you recall the most awesome annoying Ash player of them all...? Zareek the red helmed Ash frame, had a very shiney nose!And if you ever saw, you would even say it glows! All of the other Ash frames, used to laugh and call him names.They never let poor Zareek, join any of the invite-only games! Then one foggy infested event, his split personality came tosay: Zareek with your nose so bright won't you guideRed Veil tonight!? Then how Zareek loved them, as they shouted out with glee.Zareek the red helmed Ash frame, you will go down in the locust tree, south china sea, hemophilia b, history! - Happy music- Merry christmas everyone! Have fun with the event! Edited December 5, 2014 by Zareek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noxramus Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The 12 Days of Warframe. Original Song: On the 1st day of Warframe, Vay Hek gave to me: Hydroid in my foundry. On the 2nd day of Warframe, Alad V gave to me: 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry On the 3rd day of Warframe, the Grustrag gave to me: 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry, On the 4th day of Warframe, Ordis gave to me: 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 5th day of Warframe, Stalker gave to me: 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 6th day of Warframe, Lephantis gave to me: 6 Nekros helmets, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 7th day of Warframe, DE gave to me: 7 Wraith weapons, 6 Nekros helmets, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 8th day of Warframe, Cephalon gave to me: 8 Synoid Gammacors, 7 Wraith weapons, 6 Nekros helmet, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 9th day of Warframe, Hayden Tenno gave to me: 9 Proto-Excaliburs, 8 Synoid Gammacors, 7 Wraith weapons, 6 Nekros helmets, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 10th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me: 10 awesome quests, 9 Proto-Excaliburs, 8 Synoid Gammacors, 7 Wraith weapons, 6 Nekros helmets, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 11th day of Warframe, Vor gave to me: 11 Janus keys, 10 awesome quests, 9 Proto-Excaliburs, 8 Synoid Gammacors, 7 Wraith weapons, 6 Nekros helmets, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. On the 12th day of Warframe, the Tenno gave to me: 12 Hours of grinding, 11 Janus keys, 10 awesome quests, 9 Proto-Excaliburs, 8 Synoid Gammacors, 7 Wraith weapons, 6 Nekros helmets, 5 Hate bluepriiiiiiints! 4 freaking migraines, 3 Brakk parts, 2 Harvesters, And Hydroid in my foundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MithrilDragon Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Stalker Claus is Coming For You to the tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town You better watch out Prepare to cry There is no doubt You're gonna die Stalker Claus is coming for you You've made his list He marked you twice Sent you a letter Now pay the price Stalker Claus is coming for you He saw you beat up Alad And when you defeated Vor He follows every move you make To assassinate some more. O! you better watch out Prepare to cry There is no doubt You're gonna die Stalker Claus is coming for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tailsx Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Sliding through the snow While the Corpus are away Down the hills we go While our kubrows roll and play Alarms start to sound Corpus are inbound What fun it’ll be to slash and play The Slaying Drums tonight! Jingle bells Vay Hek smells My Kubrow laid an egg Lieutenant Kril hammered my shield And I shot his pack away Jingle bells Vay Hek smells My Kubrow laid an egg Lieutenant Kril hammered my shield And I shot his pack away Hey! http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Tune: Singer: Red Veil Leader Slashing through my foes, On a one man strike to slay, O'er the sol we go, Burning all away, The ears on Grineer ring, Fire makes our spirits bright, Our duty is to fly and bring A slaying song to light. Chorus: The Red Veil, The Red Veil, Burn them all away, Oh what fun it is to fly On a one man strike to slay (Repeat Chorus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noveltyhero Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Deck the halls: Deck the halls with Corpus helmets, Fa la la la la la la la la Cause the void won't drop you prime parts, Fa la la la la la la la la So forget the new prime weapons, Fa la la la la la la la la And just grind in Archwing game mode, Fa la la la la la la la la Don't forget to visit Salad, Fa la la la la la la la la For he may give you new Mesa, Fa la la la la la la la la Hope RNG will be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la la Cause you ran out of coffee, Fa la la la la la la la la Now go back to farming XP, Fa la la la la la la la la Cause the syndicates need standing, Fa la la la la la la la la Edited December 5, 2014 by noveltyhero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsukko Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The twelve farms of warframe: On the first day warframe RNG had awarded me some plastids and a void key. On the second day of warframe RNG had awarded me 2neural sensors plastids and a void key. On the third of warframe RNG had awarded me 3neuordes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key. On the fourth day of warframe RNG had awarded me 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the fith day of warframe RNG awarded me FIVE BRAKK BARRELS..... 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the sixth day of warframe RNG awarded me 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS.....4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the seventh day of warframe RNG awarded me 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS.....4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the eigth day of warframe RNG awarded me 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the nineth day of warframe RNG awarded me 9moas stomping 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the tenth day of warframe RNG awarded me 10leapers leaping 9moas stomping 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS 4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the eleventh day of warframe RNG awarded me 11crew man heads popping 10leapers leaping 9moas stomping 8slash proc prsocing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARRELS..4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key On the twelveth day of warframe RNG awarded me 12detron bps dropping 11 crew man heads popping 10leapers leaping 9moas stomping 8slash procs procing 7chargers charging 6rollers rolling FIVE BRAKK BARELLS.....4raw potatos 3neurodes 2neural sensors plastids and a void key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 On the 4th day of Warframe, Ordis gave to me: 4 freaking migraines, I laughed too hard at this one. XD Also, you ended up with a lot of hydroid's by the end didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MakoPriest Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/herecomes.html Here comes stalker Here comes Stalker, here comes Stalker, Right down Stalker's lane Hate and despair and all his kubrows Pullin' on the reins Bells are ringin', tenno's singin' All are ready for the fight Check that your marked and say your prayers 'Cause the Stalker comes tonight! Here comes Stalker, here comes stalker, Right down Stalker's lane He's got a bag that's filled with slash dash mods For all the bad tenno's again See those lights flicker , Oh what a beautiful sight So jump on a crate and shoot your guns 'Cause the Stalker comes tonight! Here comes Stalker, here comes Stalker, Right down Stalker's lane He doesn't care if you're rich or poor He will try to defeat you just the same Stalker knows we're all marked tenno he will try to assassinate us tonight So fill your hearts with loot drop cheer 'Cause the stalker comes tonight! Here comes Stalker, here comes Stalker, Right down Stalker's lane He'll come around when the time is right That it's new warframe time again Peace on the liset will come to all If we just win this fight So lets give thanks to the lord rngesus above That Stalker comes tonight! Shame a stalker song has already been posted along with a deck the hall which was my back up one . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Vauban Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Jingle bells: Dashing through the voidIn an Archwing open sleighO'er the traps we goLaughing all the wayBells on Tesla's ringMaking Corrupted brightWhat fun it is to ride and singA Booben song tonight!Tesla coils, Tesla coils,Tesla all the way.Oh! what fun it is to bounceIn an Archwing open sleigh.Tesla coils, Tesla coils,Tesla all the way;Oh! what fun it is to bounceIn an Archwing open sleigh. A day or two agoI thought I'd take a rideAnd soon, Miss Lotus BrightWas seated by my side,The Archwing was lean and lankBu-ugs seemed it's lotIt got into a laser trapAnd then we got upsot. (Chorus) A day or two ago,The story I must tellI went out on Venus,And on my back I fell;A Frame was flying byIn an Archwing open sleigh,He laughed as there I sprawling lie,But quickly flew away. (Chorus) Now the ground is (hol)low'dGo it while you're young,Take the girls tonightand sing this Booben song;Just get the Hype thrustersTwo forty as their speedHitch them to an Archwing sleighAnd clem! you'll take the lead.Tesla coils, Tesla coils,Tesla all the way.Oh! what fun it is to bounceIn an Archwing open sleigh.Tesla coils, Tesla coils,Tesla all the way;Oh! what fun it is to bounceIn an Archwing open sleigh. Edited December 5, 2014 by DJ_Vauban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINDL3SSVIOLNC3 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) DECK THE WARFRAME HALLS Deck the halls with lots of mirrors Fa la la la la, la la la la Pull your enemies much nearer Fa la la la la, la la la la Don we now our best syandana Fa la la la la, la la la la Launch, like a million, Skana Fa la la la la, la la la la Original "Deck the Halls" Lyrics: http://www.carols.org.uk/deck_the_halls.htm Edited December 5, 2014 by MINDL3SSVIOLNC3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Julie Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 These are AWESOME!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yezzik Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 [Lo, She Comes With Patch Notes Bringing] Lo! She comes with patch notes bringing Once for hated exploits slain Thousand thousand tenno singing 'board the glorious hype train "It's the Lotus! It's the Lotus! It's the Lotus!" She appears to us in-game All of chat shall now behold Red Puns of dread depravity Those who screencapped all and posted Upvotes flowing constantly Content playing, content playing, content playing Given unto us for free Every tileset, frame, and kubrow Weap'ns and mods, be buffed away All who fear nerfs must, enraged go Scream their outrage night and day Cry on Reddit! Cry on Reddit! Cry on Reddit! Cry on Reddit! Cry away! Now balancing, long desired Shall in powers changed appear Damage mods, by devs retired Now shall turn to Cores and gear "It's about time! It's about time! It's about time!" See the work of Scott appear! Answer calls of accounts damaged Hasten, Meg, and ease their fears! The new content quickly ravaged Tenno eager for new gear "So much grinding! So much grinding! So much grinding!" Forums flooded with their tears! The dear people in the Fan Zone Singing, drawing, writing too Cause of endless inspiration To those whom their work they view 'cross the world, 'cross the world, 'cross the world Gaze we on that artwork new Come, DE! Let all support Thee By purchasing Platinum Sheldon, bring the hate upon ye For all those Tower 4 runs Not R-N-G! Not R-N-G! Not R-N-G! The Void Trader must soon come! --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
typh00n007 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas" Link: )It's Beginning to look a lot like WarframeEverywhere you look.Take a look at this ScytheAs it's flying through your eye.With Diff'rent skins and diff'rent frames galore.It's beginning to look a lot like WarframeShoot and then reload.The Corpus and Grineer, Infested and the VoidAll diiiiee at your feet.A very large Galatineand a Moa that will singis the wish of everyone here.Not many bugs and some pretty cool hubsis the hope of everyone here.And the Stalker just wants for you to screw up again.It's beginning to look a lot like WarframeAnd there is no snow.There's a tree in the Clan DojoLights on the ship for show.The kind that really brings the Christmas cheer.It's beginning to look a lot like WarframeThrough the galaxy.And the thing that makes it cringeIs your sanity on the fringeOf breaking quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MakoPriest Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 After re reading the rules perhaps i should have used the deck the halls one it was considerably more festive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jin_Kazama Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) You better watch outYou should really cryCause without a doubtYour going to dieStalkerClaus is coming.. to townHes making a listAnd checking it twiceGonna find outWhos frame should sufficeCause StalkerClaus is coming... to town...He finds you when your farmingHe knows if your unrankedHe'll wait till your at breaking pointBefore you know it you've been flanked!You better watch outYou should really cryCause without a doubtYour going to dieStalkerClaus is coming.. to townhttp://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/santaclausiscomingtotown.htm Edited December 5, 2014 by Jin_Kazama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effiiy Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas I'm dreaming of a Prime Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the rare loot glisten And tenno listen To the Lotus in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every mod card that I fuse May your missions be merry and bright And may all Your Christmases be prime I'm dreaming of a prime Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the rare loot glisten And tenno listen To the Lotus in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every mod card that I fuse May your missions be merry and bright And may all your Christmases May all your Christmases May all your Christmases May all your Christmases be prime Edited December 5, 2014 by effiiy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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