--Q--WaffleZ Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) A new impact oriented throwing secondary. behold, Saxeus! Edited December 23, 2014 by --Q--WaffleZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)O4K51 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A hand cannon that shoots nuclear vor heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoeleVeerod Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A really subpar weapon, but with the hidden perk of making your opponents lag. And it actually exists: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/372264-the-lag-krash-kohm/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grobbus Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Prime SoakerOh wait we got it... OpticorDual Bo, because reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---RNGesus--- Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Crash gun - Equipping this crashes the game every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoof310 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Lecta with Jagged Edge, Sundering Strike and Heavy Trauma :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERElektro Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A glove.... You can use it to b*tch-slap your enemies. Might proove to be more effective than it seems. Might cause enemies to cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festinger Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Internet explorer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazeth Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Nerf gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TESTAMENTEXE Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 +Enemies struck by melee attacks gain a +350% damage boost against all Tenno, and a +9001% boost against stunned Tenno. IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNNNNNND!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadrac Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ogris with a multiple times stronger homing rocket that follows you. You need to lead the rocket in your opponents, and get away too. Well it's more of a fun weapon than a complete garbage but what's the point in that, this would be quite suicidal :D portal gun I would love a magnet or a portal gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakimato Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 The worst possible Weapon that could come in Warframe is a Lato. Oh wait we got tat already (//.o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) Synoid Gammacor (post nerf): Deals -1000 damage per sec to the enemy effectively healing all wounds. AoE blast buffs all enemies armour/shields by 50% and heals 1000 points in a 9001 meter radius. User takes 1000 damage and has his/her arm severed with the Gammacor's in-built hidden guillotine. The worst possible Weapon that could come in Warframe is a Lato. Oh wait we got tat already (//.o) AkLato is worse. No joke Edited December 23, 2014 by KilelrDrone492 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinus_Axia Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A new glaive, It`s just lephantis` huge sickle. Nah, I should just use lephantis himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ERO. Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A gun that uses grineer boss dialogue as ammunition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebastianx Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A Rakta Ballistica without the blight proc. DE is probably having a good laugh at Red Veil players, until they decide to buff it , giving it like 5 more damage, instead of the 4x damage buff that Synoid Gammacor got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Folkeye Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A wet noodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyKillaCat Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 How about a gun that has a one minute chargeup but when released before you have to wait for it to unjam for the remaining duration of charge time. When fired it shoots a projectile that flies at the speed of a crawler on the ice path, and deals no aoe damage, but hits depression and steals a credit from the enemy every time. No mods, ands when equipped becomes cursed onto Yu so you are forced to use it only without any other weapons\! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A sniper rifle with 10 damage, 50% crit damage, 100% crit chance, and 0% status chance, supra-speed projectile, only d polarities, 5 shot magazine, 5 second reload time, and it's highest damage is 7 in impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyKillaCat Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Better yet a sniper rifle with a 200% frit rate but 0x damage on crits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWolfMo Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Pandababy prime. a real pandababy. not only does it nothing to the enemy. you will feel terrible for using it as a weapon. Its cute and fluffy and will stare into your sould with its big babyeyes. also Tenno will come after you for using endangered species. How could you wield one as a weapon. You Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kripion Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Big pink dildo as a melee weapon (same as The penetrator from Saint Row) with innate white splash effect after every swing. Also make it very powerfull to force ppl to choose: apperience or dmg;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monolake Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) I dont have to make. Its called Strun Mk1 bad damage slow ROF slow reload small mag falloff spread Edited December 23, 2014 by Monolake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcKentucky Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Any Arch-Melee on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A cat cannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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