Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 BY FACEPLANTING RIGHT INTO THEIR MIDST. AND THEN ALL SHALL REJOICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 :) gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_of_Change Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 BY FACEPLANTING RIGHT INTO THEIR MIDST. DERFPLANTING it is a highly specialized and complicated maneuver whose origins are a mystery and who's utility is...well to be honest , questionable. The point the Derfplant should not be be mistaken for a pedestrian faceplant as that might lead someone to believe that mighty Derf Anyo is just some fanboy tool and not in Fact the great seeker and keeper of Tenno lore that we know him to be. #DerfAnyoScholarshipIsNotFanboyism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domesticon Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Some quotethoughttanking by me. Feel shame at the amount of references I tried to squeeze out. Intros: 'TENNO! Ooo! Ooo! Can I has your autograph!?!' 'My name is Derf Anyo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' 'SNAKE!!! Do you like my... wait. Aw crap! Wrong fanfic!' 'Awesome! Tenno are here! Hey, what ya doing? Can I come along? Huh? Huh? ...Wait. Why are you looking at me like that?' (If a Rhino is present) 'Rhinos. RHINOS. Our enemies hide in metal boxframes! The cowards, the fools! We... We should take away their metal boxframes...' Battle Quotes: 'I like swords.' 'Man, all my friends were telling me you guys were just something that people told to kids to make them scared!' 'Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?' 'I wonder if your helmets could be made from styrofoam...' 'Yay, it's fighty time! Fighty time! Fighty time!' Clumsy Slashdash 'HACK SLASH HACK SLASH HACK SLASH! Ha! And they say fighting is hard!' 'That's it! FIGHTER-DOKEN!!!' 'I'll catch ya this time! TENNO AWAY!!!' 'Stop running! LEEROOOOOOOOOY-!!!' Ash's Teleport 'Telehpoart Mareho!' 'BAMF! Cool, ain't it?' 'Don't ya wish you could pull THIS off?!? Wait, ya can? Aw hell...' 'Pleasedontbackfirepleasedontbackfirepleasedontbackfire...' Retreat 'A momentary setback! I will return to haunt you again!' 'Wow, I wonder if the Stalker ever feels like this...' 'If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then before! ...Ow. Asprin...' 'OW OW OW I YIELD UNCLE! UNCLE!!!' 'It's not a retreat! It's a tactical withdrawal!' 'FINE! I YIELD! TAKE YOUR BLUEPRINT AND GET OUT OF HERE!' 'I-I promised I wouldn't cry... *sniff*' Oh god I think I'm going to piss myself! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Should he be voiced by Sheldon? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJunior Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Should he be voiced by Sheldon? XD YES. So much yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurdianaq Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 So the way I see it, stalker messages start appearing, derf interrupts, teleports in and says "OMG TENNO NO WAY!!!" theme music commences and hilarity ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Why hasn't Alad V posted here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJunior Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Why hasn't Alad V posted here! Ikr? And why hasn't Derf posted on the other thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaTercel Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I laughed so hard hahaha no offensive, it's really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 maybe... if the corpus win and they get the tenno and do their experiments, Derf Anyo is born? thats why hes so facinated with the tenno because... he IS... sort of... a tenno half corpus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorTip Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 maybe... if the corpus win and they get the tenno and do their experiments, Derf Anyo is born? thats why hes so facinated with the tenno because... he IS... sort of... a tenno half corpus He is a a fully pledged Corpus. No doubt about that, it's just that he's rather....enthusiastic when it comes to the Tenno. A fanboy, if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transmorphic_Wyvern Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 maybe... if the corpus win and they get the tenno and do their experiments, Derf Anyo is born? thats why hes so facinated with the tenno because... he IS... sort of... a tenno half corpus Maybe Lotus is his mom. Plot twist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatIsStealth Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I realized this, Alad V's zanuka project has to with him needing Tenno bodies to studied on while in cryostasis. It would be a shame if he somehow aquired those said tenno bodies and reverse engineered tenno warframe armor for corpus testing by a specific boss's son who will not be named... (Derf Anyo confirmed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I realized this, Alad V's zanuka project has to with him needing Tenno bodies to studied on while in cryostasis. It would be a shame if he somehow aquired those said tenno bodies and reverse engineered tenno warframe armor for corpus testing by a specific boss's son who will not be named... (Derf Anyo confirmed) Its dolphins sillly https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/122549-i-have-found-out-what-the-zanuka-project-is/ Derf is just working with Alad to make sure it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeTed Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I want this to happen, DE please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpig84 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Let Grineer take over War and see what happens ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Let Grineer take over War and see what happens ! If the Grineer win clan dojos get Stripper poles. Ruk is a classy guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord_Hades Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 When mars is taken and nef is dead there must be a legacy to live on for him. Also this is hilarious and i would love to see him in the game :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaeros Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Can this just happen already, it's a massive thread over 700 upsagans and everyone everywhere ever wants this guy in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasar-Sandwich Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 If the Grineer win clan dojos get Stripper poles. Ruk is a classy guy. Would like some sexyframe lap dances with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etsoree Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Deadpool was mentioned and I stopped reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_of_Change Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 (edited) Deadpool was mentioned and I stopped reading. Paralyzed by the amount of awesome that name conjures? I know that feel bro. Anything that uses Deadpool as a descriptor has to be awesome, thanks for pointing that out. #DerfpoolForMiniBoss2013 Edited October 27, 2013 by Agent_of_Change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Deadpool was mentioned and I stopped reading. Ideally he'd be closer to a silly version Kamen Rider then something like Deadpool in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomFruit Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Would like some sexyframe lap dances with that. Right. I'll limber up my Nekros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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