Snydrex Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 hai ahm syndreeex lol olo and im here to talke aboute STUFF IN WRAFMRAE Xddxdxdxdxdxxdxd eye was plaaying meh fav game sanic RPG when I aew sanic hedgehogere back spiikes AND ITE WUZ KEWEL BECAUSE HISSPIKES LOKOKOOK LIKE A CAPE SOE warfraeme should haved CAPES TOO is thats reellly a lololol becuase if it doesnt AHM QUITTING WARFRAME BECAEUSE DEE EYY SHOULD HAVE CAPES SO I CAN LOOK LIKE SONIC xdxdd xd xdxdx THEY SHOULD Alsos release fowndards again FOR FREE becusease EXCAL PRIME I WANT HIM SO BAD but after i get him theyy can stop sellingllol. :^f IF THEY DONT IM QUITTING (>;--O) Also i have a teno concepry it lookslike THIS IS SO GOOD IF ANYONE SAY ITS BAD I QUIIIIITTTTT. I MADE IT MYSELFORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOTSTEAL OR I QUIT AND EVERYONE WILL MISS MEH>:o his namer is xXx_-GoldbloodyKing-_xXx and hes abilityes are 1: HE turns wnto asword and stabs grineeras in the head LOLOLOLOL 2: HE TURNES and cclences hisf fist like a bad boy ansd Everyhting behind him DIES. HES SOO COOOLLLL 3. HE MAKEs a god golden gun that was his wife and dog and KILLS EVERONE WITH IT. Hes GoldBloodyKING his name is this power. Its not tht clever xdxdd 4: HE TURNS INTO CHAOS FORM USING THE 7 CHAOS BALLS(ORIGINAL CRAETAIOMN DO NOT STEAHKL) AND HIS THEME IS "LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOR AS HE COMBOS PEOPLE IN THRE FACE 5: HE HJAS A HIDEEN FORM ATHAT CAN ONLY BE UNLOCKED WHEN U LVL RHINO P AND BOLTOR P TO LV30 and it has otherpowers but i want it a mystery for when u use him lololol ONLY I CAN USE HIM. When DE puts it in hes best friends ewith typhus antd they brothers so they have team up XDXDDD ALSO MESA SHOULD HAVE BEEN MALEE I DONT WANT COOTIES WHEN EYE PROJECT MYSELFE INTOE TENO xdxddxddxdx xd xd my moms calling so imight QUIT warframe im kidding lololo DARUDE snAdeSTOMRM Im funni XDXDDDDDD BYE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO This "satirical" topic does not relect my, or hopefully anyone's, ideas. I regret EVERYHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zergla Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It takes real dedication to type like that on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 This is. This is just. This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I'm sorry but I do not speak stupid. Can you speak English? (I know this post is a joke, not actually trying to be insulting.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 (edited) And here we see Syndrex, he lost his mind after Erebus had shown him that he has figurines that Syndrex would never have. The Syndrex normally jumps around in a hyperactive fashion, smearing feces on the walls and urinating out of his forehead. Notice his bulging eyes and squeaky voice, you can tell all he does for a living is just curse Erebus's name. The Syndrex spends most of his time in Off-Topic, only rarely ever venturing out to feed on the stupidity that is General Discussion. The Syndrex is not a violent creature in nature, but crossing it results in it running around naked with its "dilly willy" swinging in the wind. It's "dilly willy" is about 5 ft. long, and because of this, it cannot reproduce and is the last of it's kind. Nature is cruel to the Syndrex, and in time, it shall die... Alone and without it's Gore Magala and Tigrex figurines. Edited January 26, 2015 by TheErebus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake_Gunn Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It takes real dedication to type like that on purpose.^This, and thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AM-Bunny Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 This is why account security is a serious matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PickleMonster21 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It takes real dedication to type like that on purpose. Takes even more to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 And here we see Syndrex, he lost his mind after Erebus had shown him that he has figurines that Syndrex would never have. The Syndrex normally jumps around in a hyperactive fashion, smearing feces on the walls and urinating out of his forehead. Notice his bulging eyes and squeaky voice, you can tell all he does for a living is just curse Erebus's name. The Syndrex spends most of his time in Off-Topic, only rarely ever venturing out to feed on the stupidity that is General Discussion. The Syndrex is not a violent creature in nature, but crossing it results in it running around naked with its "dilly willy" swinging in the wind. It's "dilly willy" is about 5 ft. long, and because of this, it cannot reproduce and is the last of it's kind. Nature is cruel to the Syndrex, and in time, it shall die... Alone and without it's Gore Magala and Tigrex figurines. There is something deeply wrong with you. To be fair, there's something deeply wrong with most of the Warframe Community in some regard, but you take it to new levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 There is something deeply wrong with you. To be fair, there's something deeply wrong with most of the Warframe Community in some regard, but you take it to new levels. There is a reason why I'm the ruler of off-topic. No one can challenge me in terms of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 There is a reason why I'm the ruler of off-topic. No one can challenge me in terms of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 -snip- Imaru pls, i can beat you senseless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Imaru pls, i can beat you senseless. Too late, I have no cents. Seriously, I'm broke, can I have some money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Too late, I have no cents. Seriously, I'm broke, can I have some money? If you lick my Glabella, then I may consider giving you a free turkey sandwich. With a live turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If you lick my Glabella, then I may consider giving you a free turkey sandwich. With a live turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 There is a reason why I'm the ruler of off-topic. No one can challenge me in terms of insanity. Not even the Mad-God Sam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 -snipped because weakling- You lose Not even the Mad-God Sam? Not even mad-god is madder than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zavienh5 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Time1 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Snydrex you're hurting me pls staph..... STAHP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wawazat Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 stupid? no! this guy is fluent in corpus! love the new frame too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 This was painful, yet funny to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 This was painful, yet funny to read. As painful as a bunch of spikes piercing your foot? WITH LEGO BRICKS SPRINKLED ALL OVER?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Can I have your stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Can I have your stuff? No letter, no you are not allowed to rob him of his undergarments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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