Kestral9999 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! LERMANARDY CUNFRAMED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IANOBW Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ash - 2edgy4me Banshee - "Hey guys, I'm alien. Lol I have strings on my alt helm, check it: I'm a harp" Ember - Hot-wings, £3.99 Excalibur - Best Frame Frost - "I need cloth physics" Hydroid - "Yarrr" Limbo - "M'Lady" Loki - Handlebars Mag - Fishbowl Mesa - "I look totally badass, all the time." Mirage - "Why are my knees so huge?" Nekros - 3edgy5me, the edgening returns Nova - "Nobody knows how to play me tactically!" Nyx - FemCali Oberon - Sauron Rhino - "Nobody knows how to play me tactically!" Saryn - 44444444444444444444444444444444444444- Trinity - "Nobody knows I exist!" Valkyr - "Lol, what is Trinity?" Vauban - "Oui Oui, Baguette, Balls in your face" Volt - "Why does my ult suck so much?" Zephyr - "I was forgotten." And, of course: Chroma - "Why do people hate me so much?" :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyranitar Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Saryn is ugly? I smell jelly on her boobies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ash - 2edgy4me Banshee - "Hey guys, I'm alien. Lol I have strings on my alt helm, check it: I'm a harp" Ember - Hot-wings, £3.99 Excalibur - Best Frame Frost - "I need cloth physics" Hydroid - "Yarrr" Limbo - "M'Lady" Loki - Handlebars Mag - Fishbowl Mesa - "I look totally badass, all the time." Mirage - "Why are my knees so huge?" Nekros - 3edgy5me, the edgening returns Nova - "Nobody knows how to play me tactically!" Nyx - FemCali Oberon - Sauron Rhino - "Nobody knows how to play me tactically!" Saryn - 44444444444444444444444444444444444444- Trinity - "Nobody knows I exist!" Valkyr - "Lol, what is Trinity?" Vauban - "Oui Oui, Baguette, Balls in your face" Volt - "Why does my ult suck so much?" Zephyr - "I was forgotten." And, of course: Chroma - "Why do people hate me so much?" :( If you think mirage's supports are stilts then you have a problem, she needs that for all of that ballerina insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IANOBW Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 If you think mirage's supports are stilts then you have a problem, she needs that for all of that ballerina insanity. Here's a hint: It was a joke. It's all a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 Saryn is ugly? I smell jelly on her boobies + Tecnocyte + poop + Tecmo = Saryn. Here's a hint: It was a joke. It's all a joke. I know it was a joke, it's just that you could've made a ballerina joke or something, that joke would've made me laugh if it actually made sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestral9999 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Saryn is a pretty lady and you will treat her with respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarozian Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 + Tecnocyte + poop + Tecmo = Saryn. I know it was a joke, it's just that you could've made a ballerina joke or something, that joke would've made me laugh if it actually made sense. Fernando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleesus Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I hate how Loki looks, but love Loki prime. Both Rhinos look like mutilated testicles. Trinity looks awesome. Mirage looks adorable. Chroma is awesome. Hydroid too. Mag isn't ugly. Mag prime looks funny. Volt looks cool. Limbo looks OK. Mesa looks OK. Excalibur looks meh. Saryn is the ugliest frame ever. Ash is weird. Banshee is a family woman. Ember looks like fried chicken, I have no problem with that. Ember prime doesn't look like fried chicken, I hate that. Frost looks ugly. Nova is ugly and fat. Nekros is edgy. Nyx is boring. Nyx prime has a taco radio tower head. Oberon looks nice. Valkyr is ugly. Vauban is cool. Zephyr is too. What about you guys? I think I like your descriptions better than any I could come up with (Besides Valky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 Saryn is a pretty lady and you will treat her with respect. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Ash - Lamar the headcrab landed millenia later with his rocket, to his unluck he chose tenno's head to be his new body. Banshee: depiction of 60-70 futuristic robotic frenchmaid. Ember: hot stuff. Excalibur: Poster boy of warframe, simple and elegant design. Frost: Pajama party son. Hydroid: not permitted to approach any schools with female students. Limbo: major cause of death, friendly fire. Loki: the guy who was never there. Mag: The person that will annoy you with her pull if you try to use your bow. Mesa: clearly made of rubber, everything bounces of her even your insults. Mirage: the disco queen. Nekros: prefers to be cremated in case of death. Nova: the missing link between horses and bronies. Nyx: probably sister of Excalibur. Oberon: DEER GOD. Rhino: Prettiest princess. Saryn: got fired after applying to much cologne on customer resulting in asphyxiation. Trinity: lost her medical licence when she tried to heal patient with a healing warhammer. Valkyr: "I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES" Vauban: dropped from engineering school due to his obsession with jumping pads. Volt: all the ladies says he is the fastest, still not realising that is not a compliment. Zephyr: rumour is she is still nesting in jungle of earth. Edited March 11, 2015 by Morgax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 I think I like your descriptions better than any I could come up with (Besides Valky) Personally, Valkyr looks ugly to me, but still cool. Kinda the same thing with Chroma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarozian Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ash - Lamar the headcrab landed millenia later with his rocket, to his unluck he chose tenno's head to be his new body. Banshee: depiction of 60-70 futuristic robotic frenchmaid. Ember: hot stuff. Excalibur: Poster boy of warframe, simple and elegant design. Frost: Pajama party son. Hydroid: not permitted to approach any schools with female students. Limbo: major cause of death, friendly fire. Loki: the guy who was never there. Mag: The person that will annoy you with her pull if you try to use your bow. Mesa: clearly made of rubber, everything bounces of her even your insults. Mirage: the disco queen. Nekros: prefers to be cremated in case of death. Nova: the missing link between horses and bronies. Nyx: probably sister of Excalibur. Oberon: DEER GOD. Rhino: Prettiest princess. Saryn: got fire after applying to much cologne on customer resulting in asphyxiation. Trinity: lost her medical licence when she tried to heal patient with a healing warhammer. Valkyr: "I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES" Vauban: dropped from engineering school due to his obsession with jumping pads. Volt: all the ladies says he is the fastest, still not realising that is not a compliment. Zephyr: rumour is she is still nesting in jungle of earth. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestral9999 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 No. Yes. Si. Da. Hai. Ja. Oui. Aye. Shi de. Ham. You show ladies respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuikami Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Loki/Loki prime = Masterrace, love his design, both gameplay and looks, I'm always a fan or rogue like outfit design, sewed up leathers together and I can see that on Loki alot! Both Rhinos = <censor>s, I guess people who like big thick armor prolly like him... Trinity needs more love... she's a great support and hard to balance her without breaking the game, sure, but don't you think she deserves a prime already? I hope she gets more ornaments around her thighs, looks a little too plain around there. Mirage looks enjoyable/entertaining to be around Chroma is a flaming seahorse.... Hydroid look like santa. Mag is ...uh... too skinny? Mag prime was an improvement Volt is fricken fabulousssss ♥ Limbo is also fabuloussss in funny way. Mesa looks badass. Excalibur is like a guy you see and knows right away he's lawful good. Saryn is hot and busty Lady got class. Ash... I think his body part is too simple... then again he was some of the first guys, Frame designs got more complicated over time. His Scorpian helmet rocks hard tho. Banshee... dem shows will forever bugs me. Ember designs suits her, bad ! energetic hot headed woman. Ember prime is even more awesome! Frost was the most beautiful frame back in update 6, he was the frame I wanted so much, nowadays he looks really simple, but I still dig his aurora helmet hard tho. Nova is the cutest frame EVER, Nova prime is even cuter! Thank you for designing her so cute DE! Nekros got styleeee. Nyx is simple but there are things around her that's so catchy... May be Cali's design happens to look better on female body? 'cause those thighs are really really nice with that leg armor pieces and pointy part to the side. also her helmets rock... Nyx prime, I really dig that golden wonderbras but that helmet tho... Oberon isss not really my style, sorry... that Deer dad helmet is still really well designed. Valkyr is not really my style neither, both color choices and how thing are mashed up together on her, I'm just not a fan of mechanical mix and not matched, some other people may like her tho. Vauban, his design suits him. that coat tells lotsa story Zephyr has too many details imo, she felt all over the place. Edited March 11, 2015 by yuikami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IANOBW Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Mesa: clearly made of rubber, everything bounces of her even your insults. That is incredibly accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrikaethan Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 loki: too squishy, invis makes up for it. not my style, use selectively. rhino: the failed tank. good all rounder, though. Trinity: infinite range heals op, instant energy generation op, plox nerf. Mirage: a favorite of mine functionally, chaos in combatant form. Chroma: can't say, i like his looks but i will totally buy his alt helmet outright. Hydroid: another favorite, highly functional. great crowd control. Mag: indifference. Volt: an old favorite, hoping for a rework on some of his stuff. the swiss army knife of warframes. Limbo: like his looks but the PBR on him seems to favor light in the extreme. black becomes 50/50 grey in light. functionally is kindof a pain in the &#!. energy regen is nice, though. Mesa: press 4 then hold left mouse to win. first ability cool, not sure what the other two do. haven't used her much. Excalibur: mother @(*()$ hayden tenno. Saryn: another failed tank but does it better than rhino via molt. wish contagion didn't suck. Ash: bleed procs. yay. same thing as loki, not my style. Banshee: first continuous ability, makes her awesome. wish silence wasn't terrible though. Ember: i literally cannot play ember because of how much i like her thighs. would like to see her get come CC buffs for her damage only abilities. Frost: tank success. snowglobe effective tanking mechanic. could use some more work on his other three abilities though, for fine tuning's sake. too slow running for my taste. Nova: BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE ROOM. good damage focused frame, first ability is a good idea done poorly. needs some proc effect to go with it. Nekros: loot frame, havent tried him after his buff/changes to SotD/terrify Nyx: one of the few greats as far as scaling is concerned. #2 needs some help, though. flat damage does not work in wf after a certain point. Nyx prime: HER HEAD IS ALIENS HEAD. Oberon: my berserker, my absolute favorite, regenerating bastard of a combatant. first ability needs to get fixed like others like it, and second needs to be healing ground though. would totally use a mod to make it do that if i could. but really healing should be part of the base ability. Valkyr: not a favorite but i adore the idea of her. also hookshot is awesome movement skill. Vauban: needs to get the F*** off of alerts. is otherwise one of the greatest CC frames. Zephyr: gotta go fast. also up. tornado spawning should be less bad and counterproductive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takatashi Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Loki - too mainstream Rhino - good for speed runing low lvl content and farming orokin cells Trinity - energy restore pad. Mirage - dat body and dat noble animation. Chroma - ugly as fck Hydroid - I liek tentacle pron Mag prime - butterface Volt - sanic Limbo - not as bad as I thought he would be. Mesa - valkyr but with less booty Excalibur - press 4 to win Saryn - press 4 to win Ash - #1 stalker cosplayer Banshee - her hips don't lie Ember - dat gurl is on faiiiaaa Frost - sooooo slooooooooooow Nova - jailbait Nekros - farm simulator 2015 Nyx - awesome, one of my favorites Nyx - meh doesn't look that great Oberon press 4 to win Valkyr - dat @ss Vauban - sechura farming any1? Zephyr - BEST FRAME EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 -snip- Saryn is the ugliest frame ever. -snip- Ember prime doesn't look like fried chicken, I hate that. -snip- Valkyr is ugly. -snip- The door is that way --------> I believe you can find the handle yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 The door is that way --------> I believe you can find the handle yourself. I'm probably not a perverted man like the rest of ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieTheGunner Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 chroma is a god dang ant eater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horaciozhao Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 "Nova is one of the fattest Warframes" From the wiki. I think what you read was this sentence "Nova is one of the fastest Warframes with a base sprint speed second to Loki and tied with Mirage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 I think what you read was this sentence "Nova is one of the fattest Warframes with a base sprint speed second to Rhino and tied with Rhino Prime" I don't see anything wrong here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieTheGunner Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 also loki master race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takatashi Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm probably not a perverted man like the rest of ya. Don't you know that women don't exist on the internet. Only fat nerds with neck-beards living in their mother's basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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