LascarCapable Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) I SAW THE LIGHT ! SHALL THE WORDS OF OUR CREATOR BE REVEALED ! BEHOOOOOOLD THE RAGE OF RNJESUS, MASTER OF THE PROBABILITIES !!! His wrath is mighty and his bless made of gold : only the most devoted can earn his grace ! But the farming angers the RNG god, and you are all GUILTY FOR THAT BLOODY SIN ! REPENT YOURSELVES ! And offer to RNJESUS a sacrifice, taking for of the purest representation of himself ! A PURE IMAGE OF RANDOMNESS ! But, beware ! The sacrifice will only count if you own the effigy ! ONLY A PHOTO OF A RANDOMNESS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU CAN APPEASE THE ANGER OF OUR DEITY ! (This include dices, slot machines, extremely good runs in void, etc...) SHOW PENITENCE OR BE DOOMED ! Edited March 24, 2015 by D20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 HAH. YOU THINK YOU KNOW RNG GOD? HE ACCEPTS ONE THING ONLY. DICE PHOTOS DO NOTHING TO APPEASE HIM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) Oh my, I guess I am doomed then, I show no guilt, laugh at me, and lambast me for this sin RNGesus, but I have no shame Edited March 24, 2015 by Somedude1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pro4u.com Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 These are absolutely mine and are totally real.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CriticalFumble Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I always wanted to be a heratic. But wouldn't a lotto ticket, magic 8 ball, box of chockchocolates, or a transmutation work just as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LascarCapable Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 HAH. YOU THINK YOU KNOW RNG GOD? HE ACCEPTS ONE THING ONLY. DICE PHOTOS DO NOTHING TO APPEASE HIM. My pseudo is the incarnation of the 20 faced tool of randomness ! DON'T MESS WITH THE SPOKESPERSON OF YOUR DEITY, LAYMAN ! I always wanted to be a heratic. But wouldn't a lotto ticket, magic 8 ball, box of chockchocolates, or a transmutation work just as well? K, I guess that could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenbagel Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheErebus. Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 My pseudo is the incarnation of the 20 faced tool of randomness ! DON'T MESS WITH THE SPOKESPERSON OF YOUR DEITY, LAYMAN ! YOU ARE NO SPOKESPERSON YOU ANGLED BLOCK OF WOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFIRE Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 we must pray RNJESUS so that he may reveal Volt Sooner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabpsi Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) Oh NOO! and he....he wants something for Rnjesus? Do you really believe we will accept this "RNJesus?" stuff? YOU JUST WANT MORE DICE SO YOU CAN BECOME STRONGER!! But...well...I don't want to be doomed ;A; Please, take this... the only Dice-thingy I can find atm: Okay... I really should buy a real dice.... (._. ) Edited March 24, 2015 by Fabpsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Night.Wolf Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I sacrficed a cheezburger, a goat, a $&*&*#(%& cat, a talkshow and an EA game. Is that enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 RNJESUS??? HERETIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFIRE Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 can't upload a pic right now,because i'm sick, but these look totally the same like my dices for D&D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LascarCapable Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 YOU ARE NO SPOKESPERSON YOU ANGLED BLOCK OF WOOD. I AM MADE OF THE BONES OF MY CREATOR ! HOW DARE YOU ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I AM MADE OF THE BONES OF MY CREATOR ! HOW DARE YOU ?! I DO DARE. YOU ARE USED BY SWEAT NERDS IN THEIR BASEMENTS FOR ROLE PLAYING GAMES. (<-- Totally didn't say that while playing an RPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LascarCapable Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 Oh NOO! and he....he wants something for Rnjesus? Do you really believe we will accept this "RNJesus?" stuff? YOU JUST WANT MORE DICE SO YOU CAN BECOME STRONGER!! I've just seen this (I couldn't load images). This is beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArXinity Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I PRAISED HIM. HE BLESSED ME I PRAISED HIM AGAIN. HE BLESSED ME FOR THE SECOND TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) i know rngeesus abit better than most people think,and henceforth i will create an image of chaos to appease RNGeesus(btw this took me 2.5 minutes to make) Edited March 24, 2015 by GunDownGrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabpsi Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I've just seen this (I couldn't load images). This is beautiful. Thanks :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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