Hyenasaurus Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I player Shelter 2... ...So, not much at all I guess. I think I would just coo at the cute kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerishedFraud Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Now I know what you're thinking, that's not so bad. Then you see the lore... TO "H.I.V.E. Incident Report" Code Violation: Industrial Homicide Casefile Status: Unsolved Investigating Agent: Rol, P. Team responded to report of suspicious character, criminal activity; proceeded to Sump Works, Sector 90TZ. Sector 90TZ notably absent. In its place: sinkhole, smoke, noxious fumes. Interviews with private security indicate urgent need for better private security. Response team entered sinkhole. Toxic runoff had melted away building wreckage. Two survivors located, one partially liquefied and dripping off catwalk. Six deceased bodies found among wreckage, three of them partial; two appear to predate incident. Suspect seems to have removed jewelry, accessories, and dental implants, then sorted them into piles by color. Causes of death include acute deceleration, caustic liquidation, and/or fatal crossbow wounds. Unclear if lab's destruction was itself the perpetrator's motive or an attempt to cover tracks. Survivor #1 (Ra Qintava, facility researcher) brought up for interview, but unable to provide statement due to 1) post-traumatic stress and 2) liquefaction of tongue and lower jaw. Awaiting toxin screen and prosthesis fitting. Search-and-rescue discovered apparent shantytown constructed from refuse. Recovered items include: 57 waterlogged romance novels, illegible, with edits made in crayon 108 bottles, unlabeled (possible toxic runoff or discarded shampoo remnants) 200 pounds chewing gum (possible installation art project) 1 jar toenails, labeled by toe/finger, date, and mood Survivor #2 (Valori Olant, Sludge Analyst) in recovery; regained lucidity following prolonged therapeutic electrocution. Statement transcript excerpt follows: V.O.: GOT TO DO SOMETHING! NURSE: She's lost so much blood -- P.R.: Her co-workers lost a lot more than that -- V.O.: IT'S STILL OUT THERE! P.R.: Ma'am, I need you to focus. Tell me what he looked like. V.O.: LIKE A RAT! (pause) NURSE: Like a what? P.R.: You mean, small? Beady-eyed? Sorta rat-faced -- ? V.O.: I MEAN IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT GODSDAMN RAT! (pause) WITH A CROSSBOW! (pause) P.R.: (to nurse) Can we moderate her painkillers? V.O.: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! IT'S A HOMICIDAL, PSYCHOPATHIC, GIANT FREAKING RAT! IN A WAISTCOAT! P.R.: Nurse? NURSE: (injecting Olant's arm with sedative) On it. [EDIT] V.O.: We were just scientists, working on refining human waste into inexpensive baby formula... [EDIT] I saw it! I don't know how else to describe this crazed, enormous RAT screaming at us! Kicking over vats! Spitting on food! [EDIT] The lab was sealed. Nowhere to run. Chemicals flooded in through the sprinklers [EDIT] I woke up in the dark. Well, the acid had melted my eyeballs. I could SMELL the twitchy bastard inches from my face. It said, "NOBODY STEALS TWITCH'S JUICE!" cackled wildly, and skittered off. I can still smell it in my mind. OH MY GODS, I CAN STILL SMELL IT!! End transcript. At this point victim began screaming; has yet to stop. [uPDATE: Qintava, Written Testimony] Suspect summary, as reported: NAME/KNOWN ALIASES: "Twitch." SEX: Male (unconfirmed). AGE: Unknown. HEIGHT: 4'9" (hunched) WEIGHT: < 99 lbs. (wet). DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Is a giant rat. STATUS: At large; armed, extremely dangerous; DO NOT ENGAGE. H.I.V.E - "Enforcing Progress!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djangofett Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Alex Mercer ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 and you think you got it rough... oh noes, not the sentient bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 YOU FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ALL ARE. I'd still probably tap that as long as she leaves the mask on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Jacket, from Hotline Miami. ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrhat.lf Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Yarr. http://i.imgur.com/WuCWp2m.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Midashguy Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Ember Prime, 3 times formed. Least I'll go out in a blaze of glory. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 The Bard from The Bards Tale i should be fine as long as i got money for booze and hookers to distract him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I'd still probably tap that as long as she leaves the mask on...whoever wouldn't is insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I'd still probably tap that as long as she leaves the mask on... I think the definition of "hunting" you have in mind... ...Is exactly the same that I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Jigglypuff. I'm dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 YOU FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ALL ARE. The hell is that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeralKuja Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 John Wick from Payday 2. Dunno if y'all have seen the movie, but... I don't know if I'll ever be seen again after tonight XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 (edited) Michael, Trevor, and Franklin. ... Don't know how I feel about that. Edited April 12, 2015 by JaysInc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 The hell is that from? Do you even mortal kombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public_Stalker Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 A car in a racing game I can't rememer... Wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 The hell is that from? Mileena from mortal kombat 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Mileena from mortal kombat 9. this will do just nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Mileena from mortal kombat 9. ...Hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahadaya Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Excalinerf so... I'm pretty safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem2-TheClemening Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Oh god why did I have to get Iron Shrapnel last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrisDragoon Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) an Aaliah Next from Armored Core 4.... christ, might as well say goodbye to the entire block since it's me vs. a GODDAM NEXT!!! Edited April 17, 2015 by McDuffMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 goat simulator,i think ill be fine,ill just unhinge the door to my neighbour's fenced in yard when i see the goat (my neighbours for some strange reason own 4 pitbulls,a pitbull mix,and a daschund) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IANOBW Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 ... S#&$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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