Monsterwithin Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 And you thought it was going to be that pic right? To topic. I agree but only Rhino or Rhino prime can do it, as you want to make it worth your while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiyd Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Press 'X' to feed poorly prepared Martian jellyfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcariusAero Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Press X to unleash Red Veil Charger upon him (and spread the infestation). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Press X to Decapitate. (head mysteriously regrows) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Press X to knit a sweater. (made of sulfur coated yarn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiyd Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Omfg, did no one get my reference? Dx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknightK Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 "Do have a look, who knows, you may turn into a paying customer someday." We need an option to slap the Void Trader. Simple as that. Whenever the arrogant little elitist opens his trashy mouth, how many of you have a sudden, uncontrollable desire to punch your computer screen? Anyone who has ever visited Baro Ki'Teer when not equipped with prime gear should have experienced this. "All my wares come from the Void. Perhaps you'll get to visit sometime." I've already thought about how it would be implemented. Whenever he spouts off an elitist remark, a button prompt should come up saying "Click to slap". You can hold down left click to charge up your slap, simply tapping it to give him a reminder not to tick you off again, or holding it down for longer to inflict true punishment. You could use your mouse to aim the slap so as to strike different parts of his face, inflicting damage where you want and adding an element of skill. If you charge it up for long enough and aim your slap correctly, you should even be treated to breaking his jaw! "I underestimated you Tenno. I do hope you didn't put yourself in a hole for this?" Do you have any idea how irritating it is to be confronted by an insufferable elitist that you do not have the power to physically abuse? We need that power in Warframe. /sarcasm Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Darvo: "Why do you keep provoking the Tenno like that, you know they can kill you, right?" Baro: "At this point it's a game. If they kill me I win, and they know that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyreuzs Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) Start a petition, I'll sign it. Edited April 19, 2015 by Tyreuzs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CriticalFumble Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Wait, this is a thread about doing violence in Warframe, and we had a string of TF2 spy memes, but no Stalker backhand gif!? Omfg, did no one get my reference? Dx Well, I'm sitting here wondering why, and as consiquence what, you would feed a martian jellyfish. If its in a condition to feed, it certainly is poorly prepaired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsmith Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Ugh, Void Trader whining has even made it to the concept forum. So annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LascarCapable Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Moving this to off topic. That thread seems to fit that subforum a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khawz Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 All this maymays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I get that same feeling every time a PC elitist acts like an elitist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsmith Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Moving this to off topic. That thread seems to fit that subforum a bit better.Thank you, waste of my concept board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiyd Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Noooo, not feeding a martian jellyfish, feeding him jellyfish from Mars. From the Cryotic Front event. You know that was all him, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaelyn2 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I'd love to see this option, but only if slapping him doubled prices for the slapper for the next 3-5 rotations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcariusAero Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I'd love to see this option, but only if slapping him doubled prices for the slapper for the next 3-5 rotations. Can hugging him halve the prices? Or maybe I can get a larger discount by equipping a female frame and doing... something special... Like baking him cookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyro15232 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Oh god why. I played spy for so long that just hearing something along the lines of Pyro just makes me shiver in fear. Did someone say Pyro..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddybomb Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I want to slap players who dont understand haggling or the concept of worth (value = what person x is willing to pay for said item, not 150pl because thats what it was worth last patch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CriticalFumble Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Noooo, not feeding a martian jellyfish, feeding him jellyfish from Mars. From the Cryotic Front event. You know that was all him, right? Yes, Its called "pulling your leg". Though I wish he were a fraction as generous now as he was then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Can hugging him halve the prices? Or maybe I can get a larger discount by equipping a female frame and doing... something special... Like baking him cookies! Or bake him potatoes, since those are more valuable. Heck, be an Ember! And bake HIS potato instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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