Cougarmint Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Hey Guys! Sorry I haven't been around much as of late. I've been through 2 surgeries and after that getting back on my feet with working a new job, so I haven't had time to pop my head up around lately. I'm also working on a backstory fan fiction for my Tenno character and hope to get it up soon. Anyway, I wanted to share something funny with you all. I came home late after my job last night tired as heck and an inspiration came to me to write these 20 funny quips about playing too much Warframe. What inspired it? Actually #15 on the list for me because it actually happened. XD Enjoy these quips and feel free to add your own. You've been playing way too much Warframe when....1) You can recite most of Lotus' dialogue from memory.2) You can recite most of Ordis' dialogue from memory and tell yourself to shut up afterwards.3) You check your logon rewards before your first morning cup of coffee.4) You said "Just one more mission" six missions ago.5) You look at one of the real-life planets through a telescope and ask yourself where the Grineer, Corpus, or Relays are.6) You look through that same telescope looking for the Void and your Dojo.7) You look at a Thanksgiving Turkey (or Chicken) and say, "Aww, poor Vay Hek."8) You examine said Chicken or Turkey for a rare mod or a Hydroid part blueprint.9) You hear "Play with this!" and immediately duck or block in self defense.10) You name your cat Valkyr.11) You name your dog after your favorite Kubrow (or your Kubrow after your real life dog.)12) You name your dog Zanuka.13) You look around when the lights flicker and ask yourself which death squad or field boss is coming after you this time.14) You search your closet looking for your Warframe and weapons after seeing the lights flicker.15) You're on Steam and glance at your friends list only to misread someone playing "Grand Theft Auto V" as "Grand Theft Alad V."16) You hear "Infested" or "Infestation" and cringe thinking that the Zombie Apocalypse is finally here.17) You think about starting a religion called the Church of RNGesus.18) You hear the words "resources, materials, pigments, and/or blueprints" and think to yourself, "Welp, gotta go farming/grinding for that."19) You are trying to make a sandwich and wonder where your foundry is.20) You mistake Oxy-Clean for ground Oxium. ----- Oh, and my normal Afterthought silliness... a quip about #15: Alad: *pointing Flux Rifle at a car* Now, Tenno, I know you're nervous, but really, I just need to... uh... borrow, yes, borrow your car for a moment to make a get away... *Tenno makes a rude gesture at Alad and runs over him about 3-4 times* Alad: *standing up flat and flippy-floppy* Well, I never...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ZammnZaddy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeiroth Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 If you're looking for 'Neer and Corpus through a telescope, not mention your Dojo, I'd say this is 20 signs you should check in at the nearest mental ward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 21: You start to feel extremely salty because of prime access RNG. 22: You slept at your computer. 23: You align your hand like Nyx when using Mind Control when you want somebody to just walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asher Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) 17) You think about starting a religion called the Church of RNGesus. This. So much this. Edited July 18, 2015 by OmegaMK1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougarmint Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 If you're looking for 'Neer and Corpus through a telescope, not mention your Dojo, I'd say this is 20 signs you should check in at the nearest mental ward... Well, of course. But then, I've always been a little crazy. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 No such thing as too much warframe . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedCrusade Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) I swear to god I've done 15 before. And for the record, every time I hear the word Infested, I can only think Warframe. Edited July 18, 2015 by WingedCrusade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rechot Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 i have 3 dogs and all of them have kubrows named after them lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg-Rox Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I almost get a heart attack every time I see lights flicker IRL. I'm like ''Oh f***, not the Stalker again!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I sit the same way as them... See ya, I'll go prepare some orokin rea- HUH potatoes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougarmint Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 I sit the same way as them... See ya, I'll go prepare some orokin rea- HUH potatoes... #21: You place a potato in the microwave and expect to find an Orokin Reactor or Orokin Catalyst after it beeps. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 #21: You place a potato in the microwave and expect to find an Orokin Reactor or Orokin Catalyst after it beeps. XD Where do I put a forma in this thing?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I sit the same way as them... See ya, I'll go prepare some orokin rea- HUH potatoes... I have somewhat taken this way of movement/sitting into my real life movement as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satsujinki01 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 lol....that's when I said RNGesus many times. hahahahaha.....Thanks for reminding of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 How about you try to potato our IRL Dog....... ....was not pretty..... ..ewww...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFugee.TTV Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 "13) You look around when the lights flicker and ask yourself which death squad or field boss is coming after you this time." I had a real life freak out once while I was at a laundromat. I was doing my laundry and lights flickered for a moment and for a second I thought "not here! not now!" before coming to my senses and realizing stalker can't hurt me irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTaz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 #25) you put your dog in a blender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SB-PHUNKS Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Hey Guys! Sorry I haven't been around much as of late. I've been through 2 surgeries and after that getting back on my feet with working a new job, so I haven't had time to pop my head up around lately. I'm also working on a backstory fan fiction for my Tenno character and hope to get it up soon. Anyway, I wanted to share something funny with you all. I came home late after my job last night tired as heck and an inspiration came to me to write these 20 funny quips about playing too much Warframe. What inspired it? Actually #15 on the list for me because it actually happened. XD Enjoy these quips and feel free to add your own. You've been playing way too much Warframe when.... 1) You can recite most of Lotus' dialogue from memory. 2) You can recite most of Ordis' dialogue from memory and tell yourself to shut up afterwards. 3) You check your logon rewards before your first morning cup of coffee. 4) You said "Just one more mission" six missions ago. 5) You look at one of the real-life planets through a telescope and ask yourself where the Grineer, Corpus, or Relays are. 6) You look through that same telescope looking for the Void and your Dojo. 7) You look at a Thanksgiving Turkey (or Chicken) and say, "Aww, poor Vay Hek." 8) You examine said Chicken or Turkey for a rare mod or a Hydroid part blueprint. 9) You hear "Play with this!" and immediately duck or block in self defense. 10) You name your cat Valkyr. 11) You name your dog after your favorite Kubrow (or your Kubrow after your real life dog.) 12) You name your dog Zanuka. 13) You look around when the lights flicker and ask yourself which death squad or field boss is coming after you this time. 14) You search your closet looking for your Warframe and weapons after seeing the lights flicker. 15) You're on Steam and glance at your friends list only to misread someone playing "Grand Theft Auto V" as "Grand Theft Alad V." 16) You hear "Infested" or "Infestation" and cringe thinking that the Zombie Apocalypse is finally here. 17) You think about starting a religion called the Church of RNGesus. 18) You hear the words "resources, materials, pigments, and/or blueprints" and think to yourself, "Welp, gotta go farming/grinding for that." 19) You are trying to make a sandwich and wonder where your foundry is. 20) You mistake Oxy-Clean for ground Oxium. ----- Oh, and my normal Afterthought silliness... a quip about #15: Alad: *pointing Flux Rifle at a car* Now, Tenno, I know you're nervous, but really, I just need to... uh... borrow, yes, borrow your car for a moment to make a get away... *Tenno makes a rude gesture at Alad and runs over him about 3-4 times* Alad: *standing up flat and flippy-floppy* Well, I never...! When the power goes out cause you live in the hood and you think the ships integrity has been compromised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Apparently I don't play as much as I thought I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voluundr Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 13) You look around when the lights flicker and ask yourself which death squad or field boss is coming after you this time. More that i become far more alert when flickering lights happen. Curse you, Tetris Effect! The Stalker, aside from giving me Dread and Despair, also taught me alertness. I must thank him for that... ... by destroying him with Dread.... again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougarmint Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 I was cleaning one of the massage parlors at my job the other day and its lights started flickering. I was thinking, "Great. I don't have my Warframe. Just a mop and a couple of spray bottles. Wait. Maybe Stalker wants a massage?" XD Working nights with your brain half asleep has its (dis)advantages, let me tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sci_Ant Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Great list lol. I am definitely playing too much warframe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feinicks-471 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 lol. Would actually like to name my dog Zanuka. Has a good ring to it. "ZANUKA! COME, ZANUKA!", "BAD ZANUKA!", "Whose a good doggy??! Zanuka!!" Yes. Definitely Zanuka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphaello Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I have done none of the listed 25... perhaps I need to play more Warframe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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