Rexlars Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I found this post on Tumblr. While mildly accurate, I thought it was pretty funny. Ash: Get outclassed by Loki. Bonus points for being an edgelord/memelord. Banshee: Use Sonar to give your team 700% bonus damage, then proceed to get your contribution ignored by your team and Warframe community. Chroma: Shove 7 forma up his &#! and become unkillable and make your team unkillable as well if they’re not $&*&*#(%&. Best tank in the game. Ember: Go play Nova instead. Equinox: Die in high level content. Get your team killed as they try to revive you. Excalibur: Press 4. Then mash E. Do nothing else. Frost: Kill everything. Never die. Always win. Bonus points for putting a Snowglobe down on Infested Nightmare Defense and getting yourself and your team killed. Hydroid: Purchase Pilfering Swarm and be useful for 1 node in the entire game. Limbo: Troll your teammates by banishing them when they don’t ask for it. Get yelled at when you actually do make smart use of the rift. Loki: Never need another Warframe ever again. Solo king. Mag: Press 2 for Corpus genocide. Mesa: Play the most selfless frame in the game, getting your team S#&$tons of affinity and none for yourself. Get yelled at and called selfish by the community. Mirage: Be OP without even putting any mods on. Nekros: Become a farmer, living off the kibbutz and driving a tractor. Picking up cow S#&$ every now and then. Nova: Blow up everything on the map, slowed or sped up, without destroying the entire galaxy somehow in the process. Nyx: Get outclassed by Disarm Loki but still be pretty good. Oberon: Literally who– Rhino: Get outclassed by Chroma. Saryn: Stare at her &#! and fart everywhere. Trinity: Get nerfed every Wednesday. Valkyr: Be completely useless and then somehow still die despite having an invincibility button. Vauban: Do everything in your power to break the game. Bounce all teammates. Volt: Go fast. Kill fast. Credit to team. Zephyr: Have 1 useful combo involving the Tonkor, and then have forum sh!tters whine to nerf her and make her worthless again. - Diarist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatchetHaro Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 This is great! Props to OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laoshottie_X Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rechot Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 i do not appreciate saying chroma best tank in game WHEN YOU HAVE THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichouette Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) Wow wtf ash... Something more fitting: Ash: Press 4, who need gameplay ? just press 4. again, and again. Equinox: Wait for your teamate to do the job, then release 4 and kill the whole map. (or what is left of it) Loki: Disarm, or stay invisible the whole game. Or both. Nekros: Your 3 key is now dead. Get a new keyboard. Oberon: people play that guy ? Trinity: Get nerfed every wednesday, yet unkillable and best support ever. Valkyr: Be immortal, yet die every time. Edited September 9, 2015 by Trichouette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
low1991 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 To OP, somehow... ... it seems that you only utilize 'One-Ability Build'. a build for a max utility of 1 ability. Loki don't outclass ash, Ash' #4 can out-class Loki. But Loki' #2 > Ash' smokescreen. It's an example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4G3NT_0R4NG3 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Zephyr: Have 1 useful combo involving the Tonkor, and then have forum sh!tters whine to nerf her and make her worthless again. It's more like "Is a top tier warframe that takes some actual skill to use, but Mesas with fecal matter instead of brains can't hear her over the sound of their 4 keys and proceed to garbage post about how worthless she is." Zephyr actually existed before the Tonkor glitch was discovered. Just wanted to let the aforementioned Mesas know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
low1991 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 i do not appreciate saying chroma best tank in game WHEN YOU HAVE THIS -cut media- Somehow irrelevance to topic. Tonkor need to do self-damage to be fair with Orgis/Penta/Angstrum etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ozymandias- Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Lokimustardrace fanboy detected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichouette Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) It's more like "Is a top tier warframe that takes some actual skill to use, but Mesas with fecal matter instead of brains can't hear her over the sound of their 4 keys and proceed to garbage post about how worthless she is." Zephyr actually existed before the Tonkor glitch was discovered. Just wanted to let the aforementioned Mesas know that. I have no idea what this glitch is, but the fact is that zephyr is sadly used only for her shield and ult CC, and a bit to go faster in mission. She needs more than that =/ Poor zephyr. Lokimustardrace fanboy detected Exactly what i thought... Pathetic =/ Edited September 9, 2015 by Trichouette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexlars Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) To OP, somehow... ... it seems that you only utilize 'One-Ability Build'. a build for a max utility of 1 ability. Loki don't outclass ash, Ash' #4 can out-class Loki. But Loki' #2 > Ash' smokescreen. It's an example. It seems that you didn't read the 1st sentence of the post. :P I have no idea what this glitch is, but the fact is that zephyr is sadly used only for her shield and ult CC, and a bit to go faster in mission. She needs more than that =/ Poor zephyr. Exactly what i thought... Pathetic =/ Lokimustardrace fanboy detected. Says the guy with the Loki icon. Please read below. It seems that you didn't read the 1st sentence of the post. :P Edited September 9, 2015 by Rexlars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TARINunit9 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) Delicious roast thread. I award OP and the other OP the Roast of the Day award [funny picture goes here, but the Internet has failed me] Edited September 9, 2015 by TARINunit9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichouette Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It seems that you didn't read the 1st sentence of the post. :P Please read below. Then the "loki fanboy" comment doesn't go to you but to the guy who wrote that :D sorry then :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazrOutlaw Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Can't upvote this enough. Banshee: Use Sonar to give your team 700% bonus damage, then proceed to get your contribution ignored by your team and Warframe community.. Excalibur: Press 4. Then mash E. Do nothing else. Hydroid: Purchase Pilfering Swarm and be useful for 1 node in the entire game. Mag: Press 2 for Corpus genocide. Mesa: Play the most selfless frame in the game, getting your team S#&$tons of affinity and none for yourself. Get yelled at and called selfish by the community. Nova: Blow up everything on the map, slowed or sped up, without destroying the entire galaxy somehow in the process. Saryn: Stare at her ! and fart everywhere. Trinity: Get nerfed every Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kontrollo Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Valkyr: Be completely useless and then somehow still die despite having an invincibility button. Minor addition: Alternatively, press 2 with Eternal War and proceed to jet-hammer everything into orbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoiiToori Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I found this post on Tumblr. While mildly accurate, I thought it was pretty funny. Ash: Get outclassed by Loki. Bonus points for being an edgelord/memelord. Volt: Go fast. Kill fast. Credit to team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)jFresh215 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I have no idea what this glitch is, but the fact is that zephyr is sadly used only for her shield and ult CC, and a bit to go faster in mission. She needs more than that =/ Poor zephyr. If you have a zephyr with 185 power strenght(max transient fort and intensify) and jet stream plus tonkor with terminal velocity the tonkor rounds will explode on contact with any surface as long as jet stream is active. I dont consider it a glitch as there is a ton of speed behind that explosive. you throw anything that explodes hard enough, it's gonna blow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexlars Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 Laughed so hard at this. Then the "loki fanboy" comment doesn't go to you but to the guy who wrote that :D sorry then :p All good m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ozymandias- Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It seems that you didn't read the 1st sentence of the post. :P Please read below. Yes i bought loki prime access and use loki, but i dont think he is a god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichouette Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 If you have a zephyr with 185 power strenght(max transient fort and intensify) and jet stream plus tonkor with terminal velocity the tonkor rounds will explode on contact with any surface as long as jet stream is active. I dont consider it a glitch as there is a ton of speed behind that explosive. you throw anything that explodes hard enough, it's gonna blow up. Yeah but... why 185% power strength ? why projectile speed ? If there is no answer else than "because it's fast it's blowing up" then it's more likely a glitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 THE SALT IS REAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Woah, dude! Zephyr ain't only worth it for the Tonkor! Her turbulence with -range is almost untouchable! The only things that touch her are arc traps, Nervos mines, and things inside of her inner globe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4G3NT_0R4NG3 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I have no idea what this glitch is, but the fact is that zephyr is sadly used only for her shield and ult CC, and a bit to go faster in mission. She needs more than that =/ Poor zephyr. Exactly what i thought... Pathetic =/ Zephyr is top tier if you know her nuances. Zephyr has literally everything a warframe needs: highest mobility of any frame in the game, good CC with Dive Bomb and Tornado, insane tankiness with Turbulence protecting you from ranged attacks and Dive Bomb protecting you from melee, team support with Turbulence's radius of god mode, Tornado dealing over 45k total damage with the right build... Ahh... Yeah but... why 185% power strength ? why projectile speed ? If there is no answer else than "because it's fast it's blowing up" then it's more likely a glitch. I'm fairly certain it was confirmed to be a glitch that isn't going to be fixed due to the effort required to make it work. I agree with this decision; it's very fun, but you pretty much have to destroy both your Tonkor build and your Zephyr build to make it work. When it comes time to put your tryhard pants on, a more balanced build is advisable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexlars Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 Yes i bought loki prime access and use loki, but i dont think he is a god Ok & because OP thinks Loki is great at soloing eveything (because he is, invisibility ftw) doesn't mean he thinks so either, tf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ognj Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 An excellent newbie guide for which warframe you should get.... stickyplz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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