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Here's Why Clem Can't Be On Our Liset


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I know some players want Clem to be a permanent addition to our Liset, I fully understand why. However, here's a scenario that tells us why it's better for him to stay in the Relay rather than in our ship:

 

*Tenno takes Clem to their Liset*

Tenno: "Okay, so here's like, your room here, there's no chairs or anything, but you can-"

Ordis: "Stand by while I analyze the intelligence profile of the Grineer. Error, not a number!  Did the Operator enjoy this witticism? ^ ^"

Clem: "!!!"

Clem: "CLEM! GRAKATA!"

Tenno: "Now calm down Clem, Ordis is just being racist, he probably forgot that it's the year XXXXX"

Clem: "GRAKATATATATATA"

*Clem starts shooting the insides of the ship*

Grakatas: "BLRRRRRRRRRRRRRT BLRRRRRRRRRRRT"

*The shots causes a breach in the hull and activating the self destruct sequence*

*Everybody dies*

 

teh end.

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I don't see why we can't have Clem on our ship.. It's not like they will have to add additional dialogs for Ordis or anything..

"Do not be taken by its adorable appearance! It means to leak and smear all over my pristine insides!"

"Ordis will rerout power to air filtration systems."

"Look. What an odd little nose it has! Well, I suppose there are worse things."

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