(XBOX)RememberToJump Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Here's how this is going to work: Everybody will contribute ONE step to become a god. Step One: Attempt to kill a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) *kills noamuth, God of noodles* Am I a god now? Edited April 19, 2016 by crimsonspartan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step two: Kill everyone from other religions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) *kills revived, who was part of the edgy religion* Step potatoe: **** post like TheErebus Edited April 19, 2016 by crimsonspartan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Shove your religion down everyone's throats with complete disregard of their interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teloch Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Successfully divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 3; torture and eventually kill anyone that uses languages other than yours and makes reference to other gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step #4: Make everyone succumb to your irresistible cuteness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 5: Beat me in S#&$posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)RememberToJump Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 6: Decide to ignore any one of the steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 7: give up on being a god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 420Blazeit: Do a 360 MLG noScopey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 8: Ignore all steps and just be a God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac10smg--Toa_of_Green Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step ???: Be Assimilated by the Mag Overlords. No one can resist the Crushing sensation of their Pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 Step 9: be like water, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Step 10, realise that godhood was really just a metaphor for friendship the entire time, and that Sixty5 is better than TheErebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Step 11: Take a break from stepping, it is going to be a long way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InquiQual Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Step 12: Give unto the void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Jonpatch24 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Travel through alternate dimensions murdering every other version of yourself and thus increasing your share of the multiversal power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Step 13: Become a magical girl Step 14: Make friends with other magical girls Step 15: Try to defeat Walpurgisnacht Step 16: Die Step 17: Have your time traveling magical friend try to save you in multiple timelines Step 18: ??? Step 19: Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickshotMcGee Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Keep a very obsessive diary on your phone, be stalked by a yandere, kill other obsessive people, get killed by yandere so she becomes god, then have her go back in time to rescue you from herself, then become god when she rescues you and repeat the whole thing with infinite iterations of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Step 21: devour a first born child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Devour a devourer of souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Step 22: after failing every other step, realise how fruitless it is to become a god and decide to be an adventurer instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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