Tenshi Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 ... Welp I tried, time to watch as this thread goes on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, DYPR4X said: thanks i will delete it Np. I mean I'd join in one the dark humor jokes, but given that I am in mod queue this wouldn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kialandi Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: Np. I mean I'd join in one the dark humor jokes, but given that I am in mod queue this wouldn't end well. O.o yep that's for sure xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyny89 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Let me tell you a common joke from my country: Why did the freezing swede sitt in a corner? He was told it was 90° there Spoiler Im from Norway, these types of jokes are common between us, sweden and Denmark :P A joke triangle if you wish Edited August 3, 2016 by tyny89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 I may have narrowed it to down to 3 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alextron16 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Yo mama so ugly, Scorpion said ''Stay over there!'' Edited August 3, 2016 by Alextron16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshi Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Alextron16 said: Yo mama so ugly, Scorpion said ''Stay over there!'' ... Never heard that one before (... Yes I have ) Edited August 3, 2016 by Tenshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatfunker Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 video below, somebody showed me this and i can't help but snicker at it! maybe you'll get a giggle out of it or maybe not WARNING: language Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyny89 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Spoiler Because she had no arms. Spoiler Why couldnt she get up? Spoiler Because she had no friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinxeverything Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Wellllll then Pics " Spoiler Vids Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/user/ajollywanker/videos Have fun :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkvold Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Excalibur walked into a bar. He hit his head, then got thrown out for drawing a weapon on the premises. Volt didn't walk into a bar, he ran into it. Paramedics had to be called. Mag walked into a bar, and said "ow." After a few drinks, she amused patrons by sticking coins to herself and others. Rhino walked into a bar. The bar's owner made him pay for the damages. Frost walked into a bar. He was out cold. Nyx walked into a bar. In revenge, she mind controlled the bartender for free drinks. Ember walked into a bar. The fire department couldn't save the building afterward. Loki walked into a bar. Fortunately, nobody saw him do it, so he was able to deny the whole thing ever happened. Valkyr didn't even notice that she'd walked into a bar. As it turns out, she's very mellow after a few drinks. Banshee walked into a bar. The screaming that ensued shattered the bar's entire stock. Oberon walked into a bar, and got his antlers caught on it. He never left, and now the bar has a new trophy rack mounted over the fireplace. Ivara tried to walk into a bar, but fortunately was a bit too short to hit her head. So instead she ordered a drink, and while the bartender was distracted, she cleaned out the cash register, stole several bottles of the house's best, and left without paying. Equinox couldn't decide whether to walk into a bar or not. Eventually both of her were dragged away by the police for arguing with herself outside. Mirage walked into a bar. Or did she? It's hard to tell with all those mirror images. Chroma walked into a bar, hit his head, but didn't care. After a few drinks, he was hauled away by police for public indecency, as he'd stripped off his pelt and started screaming, "THE COLORS, MAN! THE COLORS!" Mesa is forbidden from walking into the bar - she keeps trying to shoot bottles on the counter. Inaros walked into a bar, and grumbled about hitting his head. He left in a huff when he learned they didn't serve drinks dry enough for him. Atlas walked into a bar. To this day, they still don't know where that landslide came from. Limbo tried to walk into a bar, but couldn't. He passed right through it. Saryn, oddly enough, refuses to walk into a bar. When asked, she states simply, "I have enough poison already." Ash walked into a bar, and was pretty ticked off about hitting his head. He's now being investigated for sixteen homicides. Trinity walked into a bar. She complained about the safety hazard as she dragged Volt and Frost off for treatment. Nekros walked into a bar.. In revenge, he raised everyone who ever died there from the dead. Ash's murder spree came back to haunt him. Vauban almost walked into a bar. Fortunately, everyone warned him, saying "IT'S A TRAP!" Nezha and Wukong walked into a bar together. Wukong refused to admit that he'd done it, while Nezha was knocked on his rear and slid all the way across the establishment. Zephyr didn't walk into a bar. She was high enough already. Vay Hek floated into a bar, and barely noticed that he'd bumped his head. After a few cold ones, he was sobbing atop the bar saying, "I MADE TOO MANY SACRIFICES." Edited August 3, 2016 by Arkvold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormsasuke180 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I will try. Life is like a box of chocolates. The fat people make it run out faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 why can't orphans play baseball because they don't know where home is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyny89 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Another dark one! Whats worse than a dead baby? Spoiler a pile of dead babies. Whats worse than that? Spoiler The one still alive at the bottom. Even worse than that? Spoiler Its eating its way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshi Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Welp one last try I guess since Ereburus likes silly noises I guess this will ( probably not ) do Watch the whole video.. Do it Edited August 3, 2016 by Tenshi Watch it with headphones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Why computers seem female: -- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. -- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. -- The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." -- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. -- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories. Why computers seem male: -- They have a lot of data but are still clueless. -- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they are the problem. -- As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. -- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. -- Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoreMatte Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I'm here just for the laughs and share some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 EA games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shun Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Lets see if you won't laugh at this one Edit: Is there a way to make the embedded video smaller Edited August 3, 2016 by xShun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relentless.Zen Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 A german, an italian and a greek build a drone... The greece says: i will pay all it costs. The italian says: ill deliver the parts on time. And the german says: And ill win a war with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, xShun said: Lets see if you don't laugh at this one OH GOD YOU WIN. HE WINS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aila Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler when someone grabs the last slice of pizza Spoiler i'm going to kick my &#! Edited August 3, 2016 by Aila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangkrik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Guess I'll try again. Spoiler When you see a good offer in the trade chat. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icpmcp Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Spoiler Whats MHG like ? Please tell me.(I want to buy it but I have no money rn) Edited August 3, 2016 by Icpmcp hellodarknessmyoldfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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