The 'which Side?' Megathread. With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?

[Gravefire]

5 Reason to Join Corpus.

 

 

1. Grinner Have Mak Gohae's as Grand Admiral

 

2. We have created the Ambulas, Sgt. Ner Anyo , Hyena, Jackal and The Raptor.

 

3. Money fools tons of credits to everyone ( you know you need dem Tenno Women)

 

4. We have Shields Ospery (Shields for everyone! Shields your shields with more shields)

 

5. We have already discovered Orokin Fusion Technology which means Fusion MoA's

 

 

Join Team Corpus Today!

 

Alternate 5 Reason to join

 

1. Derf Anyo

 

2. Derf Anyo

 

3. Derf Anyo

 

4. Derf Anyo

 

5. Derf Anyo

 

 

TO BATTLE

 

Side Spoiler

 

 

Snip Snip.

 

 

 

EXTERMINATE GRINNER EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

 

Also when merging a thread make sure you add the TITLE to the POST PLEASE.

Edited October 23, 2013 by Gravefire

[Gryphticon]

Profit numbs the feeling.

[JustAnotherRougeAI]

Not to mention the new message from Alad V about the Zanuka Project. Consider me a Crewman.

[Katakuna]

We fight for the glory of Derf Anyo!

[Cranial_Enigma]

Derf Anyo for president!!!!

[Paradoxbomb]

Do I get to ride a Raptor osprey into battle while reigning death upon my adversaries with dual wielded Flux rifles?

[Gravefire]

Do I get to ride a Raptor osprey into battle while reigning death upon my adversaries with dual wielded Flux rifles?

 

I'll talk to Alad V to see if its possible.

[KingFolstag]

I wish you luck corpus henchies. I will make sure many corpus meet there end and i,m not the only one who hates the blockheads and there robotic little toys. As much as i like profit my hate for the corpus is just to storng to help them except to there end muhahaha.

[Relkin]

Grineer have fashion, your argument is invalid. 

[TheMalachai]

I get the feeling they have really good health benefits, too. Like, dental and everything.

[hakma1]

Edited October 18, 2013 by hakma1

[Renathy]

- They're technologically advanced;

- They control the commerce and the trading system;

- They have mechanical ostriches and felines;

- Shield Ospreys, Mine Ospreys, Leech Ospreys & MOA Drones;

- Heavy protection of the head is a must;

- Security is top priority: Cameras, Turrets & Lasers to stop any unaware enemy;

- Greed for Orokin technology.

 

What else?

Edited October 18, 2013 by JRMC

[Alighierian]

I might join with the corpus. the grineer are better target practice after all

[Gravefire]

I get the feeling they have really good health benefits, too. Like, dental and everything.

 

Best Benefits in history

[ToeSama]

Grineer have fashion, your argument is invalid. 

 

If by fashion you mean they love to paint the interior with their blood, then yes, that they do XD

[Shiniko]

Mercantilism. Profit numbs the feeling.

PROFIT.

AND WE BETTER GET MONIES.

[SonicSonedit]

I have one reason to join Grineer but its just enough:

 

 

 

UUUU

SEEEE

GARRRRR!!!

[Theblackscythe18]

There is only one reason to hate grineer, and that's enough: Rollers.

[SaintLucifer]

Why i can't join the stalker instead...sound so much more appealing. 

[Sixty5]

Reasons to Join the Grineer.

 

GUNS

Massive damage mitigation

Better heavies

Kril, Vor, Ruk, Tyl Reegor, Hek.

 

Also we have the Rollers

 

And our so-called-leader is nothing of the sort.

 

Also did I mention our guns? We get lots of them, and they shoot cool stuff. Like Rockets, Saw Blades, Fire, lots of bullets, and in one case fluffy pink bunnies.

[Gravefire]

Reasons to Join the Grineer.

 

GUNS

Massive damage mitigation

Better heavies

Kril, Vor, Ruk, Tyl Reegor, Hek.

 

Also we have the Rollers

 

And our so-called-leader is nothing of the sort.

 

Also did I mention our guns? We get lots of them, and they shoot cool stuff. Like Rockets, Saw Blades, Fire, lots of bullets, and in one case fluffy pink bunnies.

If you want to do your own reason go make your own thread. Corpus will thrive without your knowledge dog scum. A dog off its leash the Queens will not be pleased.

Edited October 18, 2013 by Gravefire

[Relkin]

*kicks down laser doors*

 

This thread is being claimed for the glory of the twin queens.  

 

I'd also like to point out how absurd your corpus rags look. 

 

Edited October 18, 2013 by Relkin

[Gravefire]

*kicks down laser doors*

 

This thread is being claimed for the glory of the twin queens.  

 

I'd also like to point out how absurd your corpus rags look. 

 

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Ha The Twins have no power here. Go back to lick your wounds dog.

[Relkin]

Ha The Twins have no power here. Go back to lick your wounds dog.

Dogs?! Well....you know those scorpions....DON'T JUDGE US 

Go back to your robo-lovers creepy otaku faction. 

[Tuxie]

We here at Corpus Corp care about our employees, not only do we provide them with high-tech weapons and high wages, we also have utmost concerns about their health and safety, that is why we provide our facilities with top grade security cameras, laser doors, and to minimalize on-work casualties; We also provide our staff with powerful Fusion MOAs, Railgun MOAs, as well as Ospreys that will protect our valuable employees with protective shielding, and many, many more.

 

So join the ranks of Corpus today and work towards a better future, free of the chains, redtapes, and restrictions set by the fascist Grineer Empire. Fight for progress, Fight for a free market! Fight for SCIENCE!