Relkin Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 We here at Corpus Corp care about our employees, not only do we provide them with high-tech weapons and high wages, we also have utmost concerns about their health and safety, that is why we provide our facilities with top grade security cameras, laser doors, and to minimalize on-work casualties; We also provide our staff with powerful Fusion MOAs, Railgun MOAs, as well as Ospreys that will protect our valuable employees with protective shielding, and many, many more. So join the ranks of Corpus today and work towards a better future, free of the chains, redtapes, and restrictions set by the fascist Grineer Empire. Fight for progress, Fight for a free market! Fight for SCIENCE! Otaku faction confirmed. Our scorchers will purge you all with cleansing fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 You also forgot to mention Corpus have almost mastered Warframe tech... They should have a prototype Warframe as a boss battle soon, and would be cool if we fought alongside it... not against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 Otaku faction confirmed. Our scorchers will purge you all with cleansing fire. Please your powers can't work with our shields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead_Rabbits Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Corpus, because I want to put my foot up vor's behind Edited October 19, 2013 by Dead_Rabbits_Vspec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelGuardcc Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Way ahead of you guys i joined last week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Corpus, because I want to put my foot up vor's behind Or let the Corpus do that for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 1. Grinner Have Mak Gohae's as Grand Admiral That's not fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grilleds Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Number 1 reason to join the Grineer. Corpus don't have Scorches to instaroast your sentinels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Number 1 reason to join the Grineer. Corpus don't have Scorches to instaroast your sentinels. Nope but we have Fusion moas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 Number 1 reason to join the Grineer. Corpus don't have Scorches to instaroast your sentinels. We have laser's that have more power then your puny weapons that are outdated. Thus why you must trade us for Hynea's to even have a chance at the Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 We have laser's that have more power then your puny weapons that are outdated. Thus why you must trade us for Hynea's to even have a chance at the Tenno. With one Volt supporting the Grineer ranks, your entire army will vanish. Although, with Novas on both sides, the only things left alive will be the Tenno.... That was Lotus' plan all along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 With one Volt supporting the Grineer ranks, your entire army will vanish. Although, with Novas on both sides, the only things left alive will be the Tenno.... That was Lotus' plan all along... With 1 Frost. Your whole army will be wiped out before volt got the true ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 With one Volt supporting the Grineer ranks, your entire army will vanish. Although, with Novas on both sides, the only things left alive will be the Tenno.... That was Lotus' plan all along... Unless its fleet of Raptors only... you may have trouble with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 Glory to the Corpus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luanle21 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Im a Corpus Tech with a Ogris and Acrid with my deadly Galatine...... gl grineer u gonna need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegetableBasket Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Do it for derf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 Do it for Derf he needs our support. Lead on Derf Anyo commander of the Corpus Army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMalachai Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Now that I think about it, I'm not quite sure how I feel about the Corpus' upper management skipping corners. Well, not so much skipping corners, as green-lighting poor ideas. I mean, ever notice how in Corpus ships the glass that's exposed to vacuum is really fragile, but all the internal glass is everything-proof? Even if it was just a typo on the order sheet, someone should have caught it before it all got installed. I swear, this company's going to hell in a hand basket. But considering the fact that Lotus only communicates with its employees with prerecorded messages and a still image, and having no clear mission statement (and god forbid they actually give their employees a reason as to why they're performing a task), and that the Grineer have lousy facilities and are so poorly managed that they're entirely reliant on their chief competitor for almost everything, maybe Corpus isn't the worst company. I guess I could start my own, but look at Stalker. Sure, they had a really solid start, but within the fiscal year they were a joke who's barely even acknowledged. I guess I'll just keep putting into my 401K and try to retire early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasar-Sandwich Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Do I get to ride a Raptor osprey into battle while reigning death upon my adversaries with dual wielded Flux rifles? I want someone to draw an ash doing this, like seriously make this happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychosist Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Grinner Have Mak Gohae's as Grand Admiral Got me interested at this. Derf Anyo Lost me at this. I think I'll go with Grineer, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspari Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Actually I'd join the Corpus because they control the market >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferriwind Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Obviously, we should join the Corpus because they know where are Tenno brethen are located. No reason to join the Grineer. The end justifies the means... Edited October 19, 2013 by Stygi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destro6677 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 1. Grinner Have Mak Gohae's as Grand Admiral 2. We have created the Ambulas, Sgt. Ner Anyo , Hyena, Jackal and The Raptor. 3. Money fools tons of credits to everyone ( you know you need dem Tenno Women) 4. We have Shields Ospery (Shields for everyone! Shields your shields with more shields) 5. We have already discovered Orokin Fusion Technology which means Fusion MoA's Join Team Corpus Today! Alternate 5 Reason to join 1. Derf Anyo 2. Derf Anyo 3. Derf Anyo 4. Derf Anyo 5. Derf Anyo TO BATTLE EXTERMINATE GRINNER EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE Dat first reason... LOLZ. Well, if siding with the Corpus means that the number of Grineer Napalm spawns will decrease, my Boltor is yours!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeless Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Corpus is gonna win....it's probably because I want to destroy all Grineer.....you know how many times I got knocked down by radial blast or shield lancers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trainer772 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Corpus weapons have travel time. Grineer weapons do not. Haven't you seen those corpus guys spraying their guns and missing everything? They can't hit a running tenno for their lives. Grineer, on the other hand, can actually hit and keep shields from regenerating with their high-DPS weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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