Alan Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 BenjiRoxz's full name is actually BenjiRoxz xboneborn of the House Tenno, Only of his name, the rhino, king of the liset, murderer of the corpus and the grineer and the infested, Khal of the Great red planet, breaker of corpus helmets and father of formas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Alan once tried to rob a liquor store with a sharpened baguette with nails sticking out of it. this went about as well as you would think. after being threatened the cashier pulled a shot gun on him. surprised by this alan dived behind the selves while the cashier tore the store up with pellets. the police soon came and tried to stop the the massive "gunfight" they thought was happening. one of the officers had a massive hangover and instead of throwing tear gases threw a grenade. alan managed to get out of the store before it blew up but the guy at the counter did not. at the same time a tanker truck driver was driving towards the store, (drunk as well by the way) decided to ran the dam coppers as they were in his way. the explosion killed him and 27 of the 30 officers, the other 3 were very badly injured. alan however was never found out as all of the evidence of him was removed as the shop blew up as well as all security footage, again the whole place blew up. alan has since refused to share this story until I beat him in a game of poker learned of the story that way and decided to post it here for sh*t's and giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Agentcheese has saved the earth from multiple alien attacks... by being thrown at the UFOs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Grander.Alderman grows a beard so thick and lush, that it's used as a benchmark when stress testing wires and ropes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Drakiza Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 BenzinNinJa beats puppies to death using kittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorTip Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 (PS4)Drakiza has an afro that grows every time he is shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 RazorTip killed the RNGod. How else would there be a reactor alert, a reactor invasion , 300 oxium alert AND I got a catalyst login reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayGideon1 Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Plot twist (PS4)RyanRFC12345 is the RNGod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 JayGideon1 is very convincing at lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 RyanRFC12345 was bred according to industry standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 BenzinNinja secretly hacked DE just to lower the drop rates of everything. Simply to watch the world horizon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) RyanRFC12345 has 6 toes Edited February 3, 2015 by Snyphurr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) Snyphurr is apart of the secret organization called C.A.I.K. (And I'm not apart of it either. *wink*) Edited February 3, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 TheVerdict once tried to make "fetch" happen. It didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peemy Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Alan smokes2much weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Drakiza Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Peemy activated my trap card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)BenjiRoxz Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Drakiza actually plays Magic the gathering, but he is very awful at it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 BenjiRoxz is actually BenjiPebbles but is too afraid to admit his insignificance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanX9 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) LazerSkink is currently the evil clone of himself Edited February 4, 2015 by WolfmanX9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 WolfmanX9 had a kiss with a Valkyr and it ended. Extremely well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennPhoton Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Revel72 had a selacious affair with the Lotus, thus making Salad V very jealous and driving him to madness. And that's how the whole Mutalist thing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tymerc Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 KennPhoton2014 still wets the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Tymerc secretly buys all exclusive mods just to take them out of circulation . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Ryan believes that he's The Lotus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Noamuth likes ducks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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