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They should have buffed acrid instead of making dolphin pistol

>THIS POST CONTAINS NO JOKES OR SARCASM OF ANY SORT

>JUST HARSH TRUTH ABOUT DOLPHINS

 

But Dolphins are gang bangers of ocean.*

 

And they are cute.**

 

Even while raping each other and you.***

 

 

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour#Rape

**http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110410024148AAOLg4K (whilst link contains original research still acceptable)

***There is no scientific evidence for dolphins undergoing metamorphosis that their phyiscal cuteness would be effected while raping.

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I've had a friend told me that it looks like someone ripped off Volt's head and slapped it on a gun, but I like this perspective more.

Even though dolphins are merciless, blood thirsty assassinators that'll suplex you into the fourth dimension.

They also eat your snacks. 

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