DJ_Redwire Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Hello friends, today I'd like to direct your attention to this very important petition that probably will just get shot down once it reaches review. Never the less the more signatures it has, the more hilarious it gets. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL My favorite part is where the author of it listed the proposed issued that the petition is designed to address: "Issues: Criminal Justice and Law Enforcement, Human Rights, Women's Issues" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchemistjkt Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 whats a bieber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSeannachaidh Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Oh dear... Please don't send him back... :( whats a bieber? One of these: Baby! Baby! Baby! Edited January 30, 2014 by TheSeannachaidh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) We don't want him back in Canada. Can't you guys just store him in Alaska or something? Please. Edited January 30, 2014 by LukeAura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 This is just wrong! And unfair! How could you suggest such a horrible thing!?! What did canada ever do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anunymau5 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Yeah come on! We already have Rob Ford, We don't need Beiber as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 What did canada ever do to you? They spawned him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armouredhunter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 No don't sign it! If it actually gets through the we'll have to deal with him in Canada. Joking by the way. if only there was some way to get him out of the media and music industry in general. Then maybe people will se him for the spoiled brat he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renathy Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Why doesn't he stay in jail instead? Win/win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brynslustafir Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 No don't sign it! If it actually gets through the we'll have to deal with him in Canada. Joking by the way. if only there was some way to get him out of the media and music industry in general. Then maybe people will se him for the spoiled brat he is. So send him to France? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armouredhunter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) They spawned him. That might be the case but America created his image and made him popular. Edited January 30, 2014 by Armouredhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmthebigman Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Why not send him to Mars, we need test dummies right?Anyway as long as he stays in america or canada im fine. (aka stays away from europe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 In any case, the petition doesn't say we have to deport him to Canada, just that he be deported. I hear Somalia is quite nice this time of year. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armouredhunter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 So send him to France? As annoying French people can be do you really think they deserve that punishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direcyphre Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 All I know is there are already charges against him in Canada for slapfighting a limo driver or somesuch. The drug tests came back positive for the incident in Florida as well, one of the states where it isn't legal to smoke you-know-what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 As annoying French people can be do you really think they deserve that punishment? Well let's call up Finland, they might take him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armouredhunter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) In any case, the petition doesn't say we have to deport him to Canada, just that he be deported. I hear Somalia is quite nice this time of year. :) How about a holiday in Cambodia? Edited January 30, 2014 by Armouredhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serialkillerwhale Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 We don't want him back in Canada. Can't you guys just store him in Alaska or something? Please. Just give him to quebec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armouredhunter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Well let's call up Finland, they might take him. I don't know. I have a few friends over there and they wouldn't want him. Do you think Russia would put him in his place or would it be considered an attack by the US? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 put him in the Mariana Trench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaian-a-coel Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 So send him to France? No thank you, we prefer having him as far as possible. Why not send him to Mars, we need test dummies right? It's actually illegal to contaminate other planets with unwanted lifeforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashSpider Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) How about a holiday in Cambodia? No... don't you dare send him to my country, the government crap as its, don't need to further worsen it, better yet, let sent him to North Korea. No one likes NK nor JB. Edited January 30, 2014 by cryotech9020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 So far as where to send him, the best idea I've heard so far is that he should be sentenced to help with the revolution in the ukraine, that way the media will actually cover relevant news for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeAura Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I don't know. I have a few friends over there and they wouldn't want him. Do you think Russia would put him in his place or would it be considered an attack by the US? We'll call him a mascot for the Canadian Sochi team to sneak him in. And then convince President Putin that he makes great sport hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmthebigman Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) No thank you, we prefer having him as far as possible. It's actually illegal to contaminate other planets with unwanted lifeforms. well in that case, maybe send him to Syria. I am sure they could use a dummy. edit: or it would create peace over there, that they find a common enemy :p Edited January 30, 2014 by jmthebigman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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