OptimumBow0 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 THE JOKE'S ON YOU! The computer I use to play Warframe isn't available, so hah! GLHF trying to ruin my day! It's already ruined. The tears are real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokusho66 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Solo Mode: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraosdada Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 The ONLY thing i know it will surely destroy a PC's information and data is a frakkin' INDUSTRIAL MAGNET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinhardt1990 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I don't even.. I.. I just don't think I can handle the sheer AWESOME from this tenno. *Runs and hides* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnat6 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 My Vauban laughs as your feeble attempts at lag generation. Come here, let me stick 40 teslas and a few dozen bounce pads to ya. Ill toss in a vortex or 5 for good messure. Oh dont worry about my energy levels, im sitting at over 100 medium energy packs, so the fun can last for a looooooong time See this is why vauban is the true master race no one can troll like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarTemplar Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 K good luck with that, I'll be to busy becoming a solo god to care what you do to PuGs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Pearl- Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monolake Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I help new players over the Eurasia-Wall, I give honest directions for finding frames and items, I sell rare mods for next to nothing, and I even pay taxes. You could call me a saint BUT TODAY!.. ..or tomorrow.... ..after wh- whenever the update ships... I shall unleash my bottled up EVIL and personally feed your precious Meal 2.0 to the sun! How?? Simple. I WILL BE THE MOST LAGGIEST!, MOST PENTAing!, MOST M. PRIMINGEST!, MOST SPEEDINGEST NOVAEST NOVA IN ALL OF EXIST!!! You can not hide your Melee 2.0 from me... From Mercury, to Earth, to the new Ceres, wherever Melee 2.0 goes I will be there, with blinding laggy destruction. But it is not too late. There is still hope. Join me, equip your Overextend and Synapse and join me and together we can run this city, Spiderma- RULE THE SOLAR SYSTEM!! or try to stop me, the inevitable, and become a part soil just like the rest... ya been warned. plz keep track of how many people disconnect after realising what they got into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triburos Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) See this is why vauban is the true master race no one can troll like him. Loki is still the Master Race. Why? Because of his secret weapon. He's the ONLY ONE capable of literally killing his own allies... By glitching out of bounds of the map, waiting for them to move juuusstt in the right direction (or if you're a dare devil loki, jump over the void pit yourself and ST then), and when the timing is right.... BAM, switch teleport. They will fall to their deaths. "But Triburos! They fixed Loki's wall phasing troll ability!" Ooooohohohoho... Ye have little faith. It is still very, very much possible... Infaacctt. Hey OP, I got a better idea than just slightly annoying you by dropping you into pits. How about... I TAKE ALL YOUR REVIVES? Edited April 10, 2014 by Triburos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 sad part is he has a point stuff dies to fast for melee and awesome combos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darigaaz_ Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 brb, switch teleporting people out of elevators. You asshat... Someone did this to me once when we were in the void. I ended up trying to beat him to it since we were both Loki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorche Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) I help new players over the Eurasia-Wall, I give honest directions for finding frames and items, I sell rare mods for next to nothing, and I even pay taxes. You could call me a saint BUT TODAY!.. ..or tomorrow.... ..after wh- whenever the update ships... I shall unleash my bottled up EVIL and personally feed your precious Meal 2.0 to the sun! How?? Simple. I WILL BE THE MOST LAGGIEST!, MOST PENTAing!, MOST M. PRIMINGEST!, MOST SPEEDINGEST NOVAEST NOVA IN ALL OF EXIST!!! You can not hide your Melee 2.0 from me... From Mercury, to Earth, to the new Ceres, wherever Melee 2.0 goes I will be there, with blinding laggy destruction. But it is not too late. There is still hope. Join me, equip your Overextend and Synapse and join me and together we can run this city, Spiderma- RULE THE SOLAR SYSTEM!! or try to stop me, the inevitable, and become a part soil just like the rest... ya been warned. Other than that, have fun with people leaving you bleed to death/throw some bounce pad / switch-teleporting / badmouthing / riplining your Nova to the pit for the rest of the day. Or getting banned from PuG. That would be gold P.S. : This gif OniDarkClown used is golden for this kind of situation. Just saying Edited April 10, 2014 by Lorche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Ladies and Gentlemen, Tenno Veterans in a nutshell. brb, switch teleporting people out of elevators. Switch-teleporting? Please. Try sticking bounce pads to people. That's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendski Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I know all your tenno-tricks, Tenno, and i am prepared.When you teleport I will WormholeWhen you disconnect, I will FOLLOWWhen you "Solo", I will show you that my M. Prime has reach without end and it's holy light will coat the galaxy.My Overextend? maxed., and you can not stop me.This is my destiny, a mission given to me by the Lotus herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WondahBoah Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 My Vauban laughs as your feeble attempts at lag generation. Come here, let me stick 40 teslas and a few dozen bounce pads to ya. Ill toss in a vortex or 5 for good messure. Oh dont worry about my energy levels, im sitting at over 100 medium energy packs, so the fun can last for a looooooong time Vauban has a purpose for me other than closet fodder now. Let the games begin. you'll have to go through John Prodman first! the prod god of melee himself, friend of the weak and killer of the... You, and Phorid. Mostly Phorid. fix'd. May John Prodman live forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorche Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) I know all your tenno-tricks, Tenno, and i am prepared. When you teleport I will Wormhole When you disconnect, I will FOLLOW When you "Solo", I will show you that my M. Prime has reach without end and it's holy light will coat the galaxy. My Overextend? maxed., and you can not stop me. This is my destiny, a mission given to me by the Lotus herself. You just put a marker in your head to all booben users in the game, my friend. Have fun getting your game crashed by them or all sort of creative mischief they will pull out. You have been warned Edited April 10, 2014 by Lorche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triburos Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) I know all your tenno-tricks, Tenno, and i am prepared. When you teleport I will Wormhole When you disconnect, I will FOLLOW When you "Solo", I will show you that my M. Prime has reach without end and it's holy light will coat the galaxy. My Overextend? maxed., and you can not stop me. This is my destiny, a mission given to me by the Lotus herself. THIS, WILL BE YOUR FINAL MOMENT. BEFORE THE WORLD YOUU SEE THERE, SLOWLY DRAWS MORE DISTANT... UNTIL.... BLACKNESS. And- and then you just kinda....Appear back in the map as a corpse waiting to use a revive. Kinda less fun when you come back but... Neughdsmkgdfh. Edited April 10, 2014 by Triburos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 And- and then you just kinda....Appear back in the map as a corpse waiting to use a revive. Kinda less fun when you come back but... Neughdsmkgdfh. And then the Elder one shall feast upon the Frame, and the Tenno, and its power. While your form descends into darkness, your mind shall descend into madness. Your being shall be come one with the Old Ones, and you will know agony on a level that no mortal could ever hope to comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-.DawnofNSSD.- Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) a dev probably read this, went and deleted nova from the game, and now U13 is being delayed so they can rebalance the game...congrats on your indirect murder of melee 2.0which is... actually more like just a delay really..... well um... how's the weather in failville? :v Edited April 10, 2014 by .Qas.Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOKK_ Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 NOT MY MEAL 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorche Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) a dev probably read this, went and deleted nova from the game, and now U13 is being delayed so they can rebalance the game... congrats on your indirect murder of melee 2.0 which is... actually more like just a delay really..... well um... how's the weather in failville? :v In summary, this guy would be an enemy of the day in online games. None would want to play with him/her, put him/her into permanent ignore list, and s/he won't get any sort of help from others. They would probably laugh as they see his/her corpse bleeding to death. Or just ban him/her from the online part of an online game.... That would be the first case ever happened in the world of online games. Edited April 10, 2014 by Lorche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ-7809 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Have fun with this, sir. I'm going to be solo mission-ing Melee 2.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oishii Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Yeah.... Nova.... sounds like her though on the other hand I fail to see the point of adding parry when Trinity is spamming blessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ensignvidiot Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Yeah.... Nova.... sounds like her though on the other hand I fail to see the point of adding parry when Trinity is spamming blessing. blessing stops the bullets from hurting you. The parry mod, makes the bullets hurt them, while stopping the bullets from hurting you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizarreFetalChimpanzee Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ITD1tqXDII https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ITD1tqXDII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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