Stefanovich Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 DE, myself along with the rest of the community was not delivered our comedic and/or witty remarks by RedText. This has already caused numerous cases of abdominal pain and chronic Am I Real? syndrome across the globe. We demand compensation for this mishap on your part. 2 Legendary Cores should be distributed to every player logged in that read RedText's sentences, giving us 2 cores per sentence read in full. I feel that this will be just enough to satisfy your player base's non-comedic hotfix notification. Thank you for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Sigh. Maybe a haiku read aloud by Killerkarpfen would be compensation enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidaku Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I wasn't there what did the redtext say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellEnforcer Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) You got me for a second. Edit: There, for those to get delighted with RedText. There have been betters. Edited February 27, 2014 by HellEnforcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calayne Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 There is no reasonNot to give you the two cores.Haha, I'm joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semigod22 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 no funny redtext? *uninstall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanovich Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 Legendary Cores Two will surely compensate For the lack of laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellEnforcer Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Sigh. Maybe a haiku read aloud by Killerkarpfen would be compensation enough? I have no idea what a haiku is. But yes, we probably want :D Now I have to search what is haiku... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I have no idea what a haiku is. But yes, we probably want :D Now I have to search what is haiku... It's a type of Japanese poem. It consists of three lines, the first line is 5 syllables, second line is seven syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanovich Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 The fact that you had to explain that to him... *insert "I don't want to live on this planet any more" image* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion-Shields Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 The fact that you had to explain that to him... *insert "I don't want to live on this planet any more" image* Now, that's bigotry right there.Should I apologize for not knowing as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellEnforcer Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) It's a type of Japanese poem. It consists of three lines, the first line is 5 syllables, second line is seven syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables once again. Ah, thanks, that's a very shorter and condensed version of the wikipedia explanation. You just saved me having to reread it a few times over to get it. Although now I want it even more. And I suspect a few other want it as well. :P The fact that you had to explain that to him... *insert "I don't want to live on this planet any more" image* Well, unfortunately I have yet to master the ancient art of "Knowing everything about everything". I am a bit more modern and follow the twin believes of "Knowing nothing about everything" and "Knowing everything about nothing". They have served me well over the past years. They have lead me nowhere and have found nothing in my path... neither good nor bad. (I don't know if that's good or bad either... ... See? My believes hold true even here!) :D Also. If you don't want to live on this planet anymore, you might find other planets are probably in the same situation. We don't know. The taxes could be even worse. Edited February 27, 2014 by HellEnforcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulzscha Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Moved to the proper section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Dialectic Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Ah, thanks, that's a very shorter and condensed version of the wikipedia explanation. You just saved me having to reread it a few times over to get it. Although now I want it even more. And I suspect a few other want it as well. :P Well, unfortunately I have yet to master the ancient art of "Knowing everything about everything". I am a bit more modern and follow the twin believes of "Knowing nothing about everything" and "Knowing everything about nothing". They have served me well over the past years. They have lead me nowhere and have found nothing in my path... neither good nor bad. (I don't know if that's good or bad either... ... See? My believes hold true even here!) :D Also. If you don't want to live on this planet anymore, you might find other planets are probably in the same situation. We don't know. The taxes could be even worse. Ah, thanks, that's a very shorter and condensed version of the wikipedia explanation. You just saved me having to reread it a few times over to get it. Although now I want it even more. And I suspect a few other want it as well. :P Well, unfortunately I have yet to master the ancient art of "Knowing everything about everything". I am a bit more modern and follow the twin believes of "Knowing nothing about everything" and "Knowing everything about nothing". They have served me well over the past years. They have lead me nowhere and have found nothing in my path... neither good nor bad. (I don't know if that's good or bad either... ... See? My believes hold true even here!) :D Also. If you don't want to live on this planet anymore, you might find other planets are probably in the same situation. We don't know. The taxes could be even worse. Haiku example: A Lombax will die A fiery awful death Cup Cakes are yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rompido Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 DE, myself along with the rest of the community was not delivered our comedic and/or witty remarks by RedText. This has already caused numerous cases of abdominal pain and chronic Am I Real? syndrome across the globe. We demand compensation for this mishap on your part. 2 Legendary Cores should be distributed to every player logged in that read RedText's sentences, giving us 2 cores per sentence read in full. I feel that this will be just enough to satisfy your player base's non-comedic hotfix notification. Thank you for your time. ummm no sorry. your entitlement attitude does nothing but makes you look bad. ummm really freaking bad. almost feel sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You got me for a second. Edit: There, for those to get delighted with RedText. There have been betters. Why do you need cookies, ducks and chewing gum? I want my Cores and a Haiku reading. I'm greedy that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellEnforcer Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Why do you need cookies, ducks and chewing gum? I want my Cores and a Haiku reading. I'm greedy that way. Because we "need it, want it, need it have to have it!" - Face McShotty Edit: Forgot to add the quotation marks and the - Face McShotty Edited February 28, 2014 by HellEnforcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Because we need it, want it, need it have to have it! Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 You have insulted my honor. Pistols at dawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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