IceDragonofAmber Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Prod Norris cannot be promoted as he is already the highest rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaShadowcry Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Prod Norris cannot be promoted as he is already the highest rank. Prod Norris can promote himself. To the rank of Admiral. As a Grineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Prod Norris can promote himself. To the rank of Admiral. As a Grineer. He is Lephantis, Stalker, Alad V and Lotus. He is EVERYTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrhat.lf Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 He is Lephantis, Stalker, Alad V and Lotus. He is EVERYTHING. He made Lephantis, Stalker, Alad V and Lotus his $#*(@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceMarineLeon Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 an Can I get that as my in-game Avatar? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weak_man_small_hands Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 yes!!! i love the corpus. they have the best voices. They used to sound like Octotad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Skree Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. You are sorely mistaken. The Prodman does not have friends in higher placer. People in higher places hope to befriend The Prodman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Draconis1981 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Prodman rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. But, how can he have friends in higher places if he is already in the highest place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBadPig Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 We need more posts like this one. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Institute-Marksman Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I think this is appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primed_SuperNova Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 We Tenno are the most badass in warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I think this is appropriate. Only half of the shop's been done Still needs a prova for the sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faresamir7 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. *Reads it with Salad V's voice* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. He innovated by defeating Phorid by using only his trusty Prod +10. And staying alive in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billthebetta Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 He innovated by defeating Phorid by using only his trusty Prod +10. And staying alive in the process. Yeah, unlike SOMEBODY I know, HE can actually take care of the Infested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protomanex14 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 One Prod.. To rule them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hueminator Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. Display of courage and honor that gained Tenno support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yeah, unlike SOMEBODY I know, HE can actually take care of the Infested. buuuuuuuuuuuuurn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. The actual answer to your query is this: He managed to single-handedly save 500m plat worth of cargo, 7b credits worth of shipping containers, and over 450t nanospores in ONE HOUR. What's your best record for profit turning per minute? Nowhere near that high? I thought not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. Prod Man has taught the Infested how to FEAR. He has taught the Tenno how to ASPIRE to his godliness. he has taught the Corpus he serves to serve HIM. He has taught the Grineer to S#&$ their pants running in fear with their decayed limbs upside their posteriors! This is no Prod Man. This is no Chuck Norris. This is Bruce Lee in disguise. Beat THAT Alad V. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) The Corpus Board's employee of the month system is so biased... Did this... this... "Prodman" innovate? Devise new technological marvels? I think not! He must have friends in higher places!... Yes. The Corpus High Command secretly had every Employee of the Month portrait feature Prodman because that way they got a bulk order discount, as opposed to needing to print a new Crewman's photograph every month. Edited September 9, 2014 by DarkTails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 The Corpus High Command secretly had every Employee of the Month portrait feature Prodman because that way they got a bulk order discount, as opposed to needing to print a new Crewman's photograph every month. That's just a conspiracy theory, he's won it repeatedly, the ordering in bulk is just a convenient result of his awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFCfilmz Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Wow this thread still hasnt died... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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