JimmyThreeNut Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Attention, Tenno. It has come to my attention that things are not what they seem in the world of Warframe. I believe a conspiracy is afoot, perpetrated by various individuals seeking to twist our perceptions of reality. Surely you recognize Lotus, our guide, mentor, and faction director. While I was traveling through space, snacking on some War-Fu, I was met with an epiphany, Lotus in no way resembles a Lotus Blossom! EXHIBIT A: By changing only 80% of the word Lotus we arrive at her true identity, Lettuce. Don't believe me? Doing a small amount of research, I discovered that Lotus has, in the past, been associated with a man calling himself Salad V. It occurred to me that the main ingredient in salad, is Lettuce. Need more convincing? EXHIBIT B: The resemblance is as striking as it is terrifying. Fear not, Tenno. While it may seem that our dear Lotus (Lettuce) has deceived us, this was not without just cause. We have received intelligence suggesting that Salad V and Councillor Vay Shrek may be preparing to form a coalition to destroy the Tenno. EXHIBIT C: This knowledge, combined with the findings of another lone Tenno investigator, namely the discovery of Councillor Vay Shrek moonlighting as a potato, has led me to believe that they are seeking to form the most terrifying amalgam that we have ever faced ... Potato Salad Obviously, rather than waste time trying to explain her intentions or origins, Lotus has sought to prepare us as quickly as possible. Lettuce hope that our wise and caring Lotus will lead us to victory against this newfound threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitioner Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Look at all that funding https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)stray_dog_strut Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 10/10 would laugh again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hezecaiah Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 As a dogtor, I can assure you that all of these analyses are 100% accurate, with a margin of error not exceeding *woof* 0.23%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyThreeNut Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 Look at all that funding https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad It's worse than I could have possibly imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsack438 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 i laughed so hard im crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Climaxstriker Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) My reaction to the title (I regret nothing!) Edited July 17, 2014 by Climaxstriker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenLetterKWord Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Five potato salads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ionus Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 *Mermaidman voice* EVILLLL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)stray_dog_strut Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Do not forget, Tenno, that the Lettuce wants us to supercharge our weapons and warframes with...potatoes. A conspiracy is indeed afoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surtur Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) http://i.imgur.com/uCSwprM.gif Not enough words, only photos Edited July 17, 2014 by Warlord_Zeta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pansoy Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 W A T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleDelta Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Hmmm.. This does change a few things.. Be ready my brethren, The future looks tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-Sama Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 d-('_')-b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JoeyTwoShoes Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 My God, everyone grab your boltors, rocket launchers, Rhino-resembling tanks, angry catwomen, whatever you have! We have a potato salad to toss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBeeBrain Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Every Villain Is Lemons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Well, hydrochloric acid would solve everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zellers4 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Attention, Tenno. It has come to my attention that things are not what they seem in the world of Warframe. I believe a conspiracy is afoot, perpetrated by various individuals seeking to twist our perceptions of reality. Surely you recognize Lotus, our guide, mentor, and faction director. While I was traveling through space, snacking on some War-Fu, I was met with an epiphany, Lotus in no way resembles a Lotus Blossom! EXHIBIT A: By changing only 80% of the word Lotus we arrive at her true identity, Lettuce. Don't believe me? Doing a small amount of research, I discovered that Lotus has, in the past, been associated with a man calling himself Salad V. It occurred to me that the main ingredient in salad, is Lettuce. Need more convincing? EXHIBIT B: The resemblance is as striking as it is terrifying. Fear not, Tenno. While it may seem that our dear Lotus (Lettuce) has deceived us, this was not without just cause. We have received intelligence suggesting that Salad V and Councillor Vay Shrek may be preparing to form a coalition to destroy the Tenno. EXHIBIT C: This knowledge, combined with the findings of another lone Tenno investigator, namely the discovery of Councillor Vay Shrek moonlighting as a potato, has led me to believe that they are seeking to form the most terrifying amalgam that we have ever faced ... Potato Salad Obviously, rather than waste time trying to explain her intentions or origins, Lotus has sought to prepare us as quickly as possible. Lettuce hope that our wise and caring Lotus will lead us to victory against this newfound threat. My reaction to the title (I regret nothing!) I read this and i just about died. lollll just thinking about it makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthdart Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 [insert south park black lawyer that talks about chewbacca in that one episode] IT DOES NOT.MAKE.SENSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrn Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 DE confirmed for illuminati Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeduSalem Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Seems legit. Always knew there was something strange ongoing with all that vegetable references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaerion Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 ^^ Switch teleported from General Discussion with a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElHefe Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) @ JimmyThreeNut ... Hey hey hey! You forgot the toppings! Lotus is Canadian and you forget the Bacon? For shame, for shame ... Edited July 17, 2014 by ElHefe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanicManic Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 *slow claps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace4573 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Dear god....no.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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