MechaTails Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 There's nothing less threatening than a Skate. All they do is tunnel in the sand and eat bugs and make scary &#! faces at us. Sometimes they pop out and steal our sandwiches when we put them on the ground to take a nap. This must change. Even though there are tons of weapons available, the poor useless Skates are inexplicably unarmed. Like, literally, they dont have arms, they cant hold weapons. This must also change. First, give Skates arms. Big beefy arms, the better to put Tenno in choke holds with. Then, give them rockets. The Skates will use their beefy rocket chuckers to throw the rockets with enough force to kill lots of Tenno. Ignore the Skate currently attached to the back of my helmet, tapped directly into my spinal cord, it has nothing to do with this brilliant solution. Make it so, DE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 There's nothing less threatening than a Skate. Grineer Powerfist. Check and Mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Does this looks like the face of mercy to you????!! Prepare Uranus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Grineer Powerfist. Check and Mate. Grineer have arms. Skates dont. SUPER ANTI CHECK AND MATE! i dont know how to play chess, but trust me, i won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 prepare your anus ~~~(@_____@~~~) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus888 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Just make the skates fly and every one you kill it splits into two. Plenty scary that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azawarau Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Puck your anus ~~~(@_____@~~~) Fixed that for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatfunker Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 oh please! it's only fair if you give them: -two (2) Supra's -four (4) Ignis' -twenty-five (25) Dakra primes (WITH crimson dervish) -and one (1) bottle of rum only then will it be a balanced fight :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkedSet Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I thought you meant implement roller skates as a gear item and then put rockets on them. As cool as that would be, this makes more sense. Skates are pretty weak, despite being terrifying if you aren't expecting them to pop up at you. That being said, I don't know if rocket launchers is the right choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLordX2 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Does this looks like the face of mercy to you????!! Prepare Uranus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Grineer Powerfist. Check and Mate. Until your lagging and one teleports and does a fast-as-a-butcher attack and one shots your forma'd frame. Also Skates with Arms and Guns? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Does this looks like the face of mercy to you????!! Prepare Uranus! Dat smile tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IIIDevoidIII Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Moved to a more appropriate section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaugahn Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Does this looks like the face of mercy to you????!! Prepare Uranus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) they just need a 100% puncture proc for them dart edit: come on last post was s*freakin scarry Edited October 17, 2014 by Tsoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 they just need a 100% puncture proc for them dart whe know what that 100% proc is for *waggle brow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 whe know what that 100% proc is for *waggle brow* heavy gunner pleasure? they are such a charm , they need... puncturation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelGuardcc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Jesus christ that Face x_x im fking scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 heavy gunner pleasure? they are such a charm , they need... puncturation mmm..so much puncture~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Here we are, srsly trying to make Skates a worthy foe by jakking them up with roids and rockets, and the Mod-Illuminati steps in to banish the topic. The Skates will rise, despite your meddling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Here we are, srsly trying to make Skates a worthy foe by jakking them up with roids and rockets, and the Mod-Illuminati steps in to banish the topic. The Skates will rise, despite your meddling! Warframe 2: rise of the skates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLordX2 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Warframe 2: rise of the skates More like: Update 15: Rise of the Skates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Give them........drills..... If you know what I mean *wink wink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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