ThePresident777 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Everybody keeps going on and on about Lizard Overlords. "Oh my precious Lizard Overlord! Please don't crush me! I love you with all my mushy little heart! Please!! Please!! Save me!!! Refi my mortage!!! Pleeese!!!!"But, that suits the True Masters of the Universe just fine. The Chicken Overlords have no use for groveling. Their Truly Evil master minds have hatched the ultimate plan. They have Roosted.The Supremacy of the Chicken Overlords is unquestionable, beware! After all, are chickens not lizards that can fly and have no need for rocks to sun themselves on? Does a chicken not eat a tiny lizard? Does an even bigger chicken not eat an even bigger tiny lizard? Lizard++ >>>lizard. It's just a fact.If you stare into the eyes of a Lizard Overlord, he puts you out of your misery. If you stare into the eyes of a Chicken Overlord, you'll serve them for life. You'll never stop eating chicken!Most people will rebel against this truth with convenient confusion. It's understandable. Knowledge of the ultimate depths of evil is soul crushing. Few are strong enough to save their sanity from it. But, there is a path to knowledge, that spares the soul. Logic! REASONS! Chicken Overlords are thoroughly ruthless. They have no qualms about feeding their lesser brethren to the human lot. What use is the average chicken to a Chicken Overlord? Better to sell them off to carnivorous apes. At least the apes are inventive, everything from a simple blade of grass used to pull sumptuous termites out of a mound to the most exquisite gilded cages. What common chicken would ever come up with even the most rudimentary idea such as using a twig to fish termites out of a mound. No, the most a common chicken could aspire to is furiously clawing through the termite fortress, exhuasting itself to death, a waste. The tall apes know better, and The Chicken Overlords see the value in them. Is a prisoner truly a prisoner if he controls the jailor? Of course not! Therefore the prison is not a prison, but a high security manor, a lavish fortress, a wonderland of extravagant tastes and safety.But, the life style of the rich and chicken is not cheap. And so the Poultry Industry is quite useful to Chicken Overlords. Do not be distracted by the humans orchestrating the chicken holocaust. They are mere distractions, and servants of the True Power! All the humans, from the janitor to the vaunted CEO, all mere servants of The Chicken Overlords! Their complicity needs no knowledge, no understanding, no fealty, no contracts. These are mere human constructs. Appetite suffices! The heart of their existence, unavoidably corrupt. Even the vegitarians serve as useful camouflage. Discretion is the better part of universal dominance.Ah, but The Devil is in the details. And Chicken Overlords will not let The Mere Devil obstruct their evil ways! Market Forces can be trecherous. But, not for the masters of trechery. No! They know how to control both ends of the spectrum, the ying and the yang, the beginning and the end, the source and the sink, the spigot and the drain, the soap and the dirt, the grime and the oxyclean, the bullet and the grave, the law and the jail, the chicken feed and the chicken, the gold and the gold farm! Diversification! To cast their net over the universe! Does he with the most toys not win?! Then, what could be more winning that all the toys?!A less tangled web of madness and genius a spider could not ever hope to weave, let alone such mastery of evil that only a Chicken Overlord could implement! Beware! Beware The Gaslight. Edited January 24, 2015 by ThePresident777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absens Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Guys, trust my comment. DONT open the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I, for one, welcome our new chicken overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrikaethan Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 +1 to regret opening the spoiler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 That is one gorgeous chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Guys, trust my comment. DONT open the picture. It's too late... It's far too late.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordoFreeman Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) i can see this as a new grineer unit, just saying Edited January 14, 2015 by GordoFreeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Datsher Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I didn't want to sleep anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 \o/ Praise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokkania Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 fascinating picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedCrusade Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Guys, trust my comment. DONT open the picture. ... Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 ರ_ರ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Okay. Okay. Here's what you do. You get up. You go to KFC. You buy everything. You walk in front of the overlords. YOU EAT IT ALL IN FRONT OF THEM. #YOLO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePresident777 Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Yes, yes, worship the Chicken Overlords. No! No! Burn down the KFC! Napalm it! Edited January 14, 2015 by ThePresident777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Guys, trust my comment. DONT open the picture. I don't see anything wrong with it. It appears perfectly normal for the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MageMeat Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 +1 to regret opening the spoiler. Bless my absentmindedness. I forgot everything except the eyes, and know to not look again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Guys, trust my comment. DONT open the picture. Saw this too late :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-SLX-J3tAc3 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I busted out laughing at this!! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePresident777 Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share Posted January 15, 2015 I busted out laughing at this!! xD Have some compassion for the man. Can't you see he's struggling to fight the call of the Chicken Overlords? Be strong! Be strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-SLX-J3tAc3 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 My sides! Stop! XDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kungpaobeef Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) What...did I just read? Edited January 16, 2015 by Kungpaobeef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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