Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 After watching Tenno live, I've bumped into something that won't let me sleep at night. I can't be the onlyone. I mean come on! If you are watching devsteams regularly you must've noticed that our Lord and saviour Steve is wearing a hat since begining of time itself. But what is he covering? Is there a tatooed recipe that cures cancer or shows you how to turn unicorn poop into gold? Perhaps a secret map to ancient city of Atlantis or a proof that Elvis is still alive. Maybe there is a wormhole that sends you back in 1938 only under condition that you wont kill Adolf Hitler. AAAHHH!! I can't take it anymore, the curiosity is unbearable. I demand answers! What is under that damn hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 After watching Tenno live, I've bumped into something that won't let me sleep at night. I can't be the onlyone. I mean come on! If you are watching devsteams regularly you must've noticed that our Lord and saviour Steve is wearing a hat since begining of time itself. But what is he covering? Is there a tatooed recipe that cures cancer or shows you how to turn unicorn poop into gold? Perhaps a secret map to ancient city of Atlantis or a proof that Elvis is still alive. Maybe there is a wormhole that sends you back in 1938 only under condition that you wont kill Adolf Hitler. AAAHHH!! I can't take it anymore, the curiosity is unbearable. I demand answers! What is under that damn hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineSouls Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The release date of every future major update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Is there a tatooed recipe that cures cancer or shows you how to turn unicorn poop into gold? Perhaps a secret map to ancient city of Atlantis or a proof that Elvis is still alive. Maybe there is a wormhole that sends you back in 1938 only under condition that you wont kill Adolf Hitler. Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. At least, all of the above answers would be correct once you inhale a litre of chlorine gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-skimmer- Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Orokitten statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Probably his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Loooooooooooreeee.....*licks lips* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaSierraMike Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The hat contains the secret location at which Steve brought his fabulous pink shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyenasaurus Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 It's the Grineer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Probably his head. But whats on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Loooooooooooreeee.....*licks lips* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 But whats on it Probably some hair or other things made up of atoms. Like more hair. Or maybe he's secretly bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 But whats on itHair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComfyOlivia Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) They've probably been lying about chroma's real helmet. Its' real helmet is imprinted on Steve's dome. Edited March 10, 2015 by CoRRh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaFragolino Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) That's where he keeps his pink shorts That's where he keeps his pink shorts Edited March 10, 2015 by PapaFragolino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 But what kind of hair? Is it made of gold? Does it taste like penguin meat? How long is it? Can a single hair lift a car? Come on guys, stop with those vague answers that lead us nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kontrollo Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Perhaps a secret map to ancient city of Atlantis or a proof that Elvis is still alive. They have just proven that this is true. AAAHHH!! I can't take it anymore, the curiosity is unbearable. I demand answers! What is under that damn hat? The answer is simple, really: Another hat! Edited March 10, 2015 by Kontrollo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 That's where he keeps his pink shorts That's where he keeps his pink shorts Thats the best one :D lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kracken Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 possible the whole focus system (wip version) we didn't heard about if for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SwagScapegoat Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esleyer Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Steve got a Prime Orokin Reactor in his head, he can't show this to us yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) possible the whole focus system (wip version) we didn't heard about if for some time. If thats the case then he must've been hiding it in there for some time now. And if so, did he start wearing it solely for this purpose? If no, what was there before and where is it now? Edited March 10, 2015 by Colvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulie Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) I've seen him without a hat. It's just male pattern baldness. Nothing to theorize about, guys. Some of us guys who are going bald look better with a hat on, so we spare the public from seeing our folically challenged heads. Edited March 10, 2015 by Soulie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alderfox Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I've seen him without a hat. It's just male pattern baldness. Nothing to theorize about, guys. Some of us guys who are going bald look better with a hat on, so we spare the public from seeing out folically challenged heads. Shush you non-believer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khazlol Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 maybe he just tattoed the release date of U16 on his bald head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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